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Was in Beaverton running errands, so I decided to stop by here before going home. I hadn’t been here in close to a year, so I was curious to see if anything had changed. Rouge…

It had been a few months since I had been to Tex Mex so I decided to visit on a Thursday afternoon. I mainly just wanted a few drinks but thought why not visit Tex…

The reason why I said "does not prohibit" is because usually it works as if it is not specifically prohibited by the law, then they treat it as allowed. Based on my experience, I can list…

I visited this club on a Wednesday evening about 6:30. It had been a little over a year since I had been in there. I have been visiting about once a year for…

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C35_4efvhlM/?igsh=aHJldDZub253c3g1 My man needs this way more than any one of us do. We should start a GoFundMe and get him some action

When the zebra first opened 20 some odd years ago, this was my favorite spot, my comfort club. In the early 2000s, place was the wild west and mileage was all over the map. For…

This club used to be the Landing Strip. I had not been that way in a long time so I was shocked to see that the name of the club had changed and the outside had…

You ever go into a restaurant or a regular bar and instinctively start taking mental notes as if you were gonna write a TUSCL review on the place? This doesn't enter my mind when I'm…

I went to see Civil War last night, if I recall correctly this is probably the first time I’ve been in a movie theater since 2019. The last four years, when a movie came…

Context: I do not typically like going to clubs on special feature nights because it disrupts normal operations. I went here because it was an open weekend in my otherwise jammed schedule. I’ll try to…

Read some good reviews about this place being cheap, dropped by on a Friday night, first thing that welcomed me at the entrance was the smell of weed. Paid entrance fee of $15 and went…

I hit up the FC two times this week. So my review will include Wednesday evening and Thursday afternoon / evening. The Valet / “Pussy Licker Parking Charge”is mandatory both day and night. I don’t…

2nd time visiting this club at night time and it was slightly underwhelming in comparison. Parking: Believe parking was $20 and no issues navigating the lot. Entry: Entry was smooth, not an extensive pat down…

This place was a blast and it was the first strip club I ever entered in my life. $5 for parking and $15 for entrance fee. Wasn't too crowded on a Saturday night around 8PM,…

It had been a while since I visited and was passing through the area and thought I’d give it a try. It’s on a country road about 15 minutes outside Madison with a parking lot…

This will be a combo review , a Thursday at 1230pm and a Saturday at 330pm. Stayed for a couple hours each day. No cover charge, no ID check, and said hi to the bouncer.…

First time going and it was a thursday night. The night was a little slow. About 7 guys total in the club and 11 girls on rotation. Overall style of the place was okay. $15…

First time here on a Friday evening. Breathless is in an industrial part of town. Plenty of parking and felt pretty safe. Area is very private, no cars will see your in the lot. There…

Stopped by on a Thursday afternoon. I used to come regularly 10 years ago, but now it has been a few years, pre-COVID. Stage is small with seats at a tip rail. Otherwise, mostly small…

Was driving through Reading area on my way to meet with friends at an air bnb. Stopped by Buck Rubs to have some fun. Arrived at 830pm and it was dead. Person at the door…

In mid March I had a couple of subpar day visits to CF on a Monday and a Tuesday and was not looking to make a third bad visit during the ides of March. Then…

Review is based on a few Wednesday and Thursday visits. Recently, I think Thursdays are the best midweek day to go because the overall scene is more energetic, and there are more girls. Wednesdays can…