Kandy’s Featured Performers (visit 2 of 7ish)

Context:

I do not typically like going to clubs on special feature nights because it disrupts normal operations. I went here because it was an open weekend in my otherwise jammed schedule. I’ll try to make this a reasonably self contained review without rehashing too much from my last review. Please also see my previous review for more details I’m glossing over here.

Feature: (aka scrub’s ad of the day)

However, Ella HW turned out to be fantastic. I’m not a fan of fake tits, but she had some of the best fake tits ever. Perfectly proportioned (or artificially sculpted) body. Amazing cures in all the right places and not an ounce of anything where it doesn’t belong. Great hair. Very pretty face. A little on the older side and definitely a high maintenance woman. Very fun, well choreographed stage show. Thank goodness she’s want doing LDs/VIPs. She would have emptied my wallet in a heartbeat. This is the kind of woman who actually would be deserving of inflated dance prices. Shows were promptly at 10.45p and 1.00a, which is nice for an old man who can’t hack very late nights anymore.