Low Expectations, High Satisfaction! I'll be back.
Being a recent transplant gringo, post tourist season, I wondered if places would be friendly and I rarely would go on a Saturday night but the place I tried on a Thursday (Las Chgicas Locas, will review separately) was pretty slow. The parking lot here was misleading because it was huge and looked packed. I am an older gent and was just hoping for some decent lap dance treatment w/o attitude. Walked in, door girl and security guy were friendly, $20 cover. Short hall and club to the left. Bar on right as soon as you get in. Stage centered in back of big room. Surprisingly big room, ringed with many tables and red leather bucket chairs. I've been alI over and this place was pretty decent imho. Not glitzy like some places but clean, well laid out and not at all shady or weird. Patrons were mixed with a few small groups and the usual scattered mongers. It was about 10:45 so maybe things getting ready to jump off. I didn't get that feeling. Seemed chill but steady. Ok by me. I went to the bar to buy a beer and figured I would grab a seat and see what happens either on stage or on the floor. Soundly ignored at the bar. One dude more barback/security and bartender helping maybe regulars maybe just slow. I just don't think anyone noticed me and I'm kind of Ok with it. lol. Grab a seat middle of the room and figure I'd wait for a server. Dancer comes on. Very hot, solid 8+, pro dancer, maybe too pro for me but I felt bad no one sitting close or tipping. I figure if I ever get a beer I'd tip her. Before a server shows up I'm surprised by a really cute hottie (like mixed race, hot teacher, girl next door but stripper) look. Glasses, great lips, round ass, tiny waist, perfect english, politely asks if she can sit down. What's not to like. Get to talking, asks if it's my first time there, i say yup. She asks if i'm ready for my 1st dance. I nod like a 12 yr old doofus. Got to the area, standard array of rectangular cubicles, seen one, seen many. Comfy enough and a shelf for cell phone or drink. Dance was great. We kept it friendly sensual but that's really all i was after. Some TLC and hottie attn. Topless pretty fast and pretty decent about letting me roam but i was being gentlemanly. She really seemed like she could have been one of my college aged son's friends. Hawt. Must say very pleasantly surprised w the song lengths. 2 songs were longer than 4 songs at the other place. She really worked me during the second song, laying back on me and letting me nibble her neck and play with her tits. Pert, prob 32B or 34A but she was a doll so whatever. Me likee! Came in my pants like a doofus 12 yr old but w/o shame after over a year w/out. She knew. Kissed me on the cheek. Ask what I owe, she said $40 (longest 2 songs I've ever had, YMMV). Gave her a $50 (had a $50 and too many $1's, strips clubs, iykyk). So basically spent $60 (never got a beer, lol) $20 cover plus 2 dances @ $20 per = $60. Slipped out w a mess in my pants but happy grin! Would I go back? I wanted to go back the next day!
