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Thursday Night
Free parking in ample parking lot
Scan ID and pat down when enter
Use website roll call for $10 admission that comes with drink, without usually $22+ for night (but no drink minimum)
Overall place is still…

Visited on a wens afternoon around 5-6pm , really close to the 7 train in sunnyside. Discreet entrance. Entered no cover probably due to it being so early. There’s a stage in the middle and…

Context:
Another visit to my CF club. Arrive about 8.40, bailed at 11.20 when it was clear that the dancer I desired wasn’t available anytime soon.
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Location:
Very rural, middle of nowhere, East of Edinboro. Not having…

Once while there’s that urge to try something new. Initially I got off I-5 north, went over the hill, around the bend to Lakecity Way. Went past Pandora’s and hit up Dick’s…

Went after work on Monday, around 7pm. Paid the cover to get in (forgot the exact price, believe was $10) and needed to buy drink, no alcohol. Saw about 6 or so dancers, but very…

Welp, it's been a while since my last review, so I figured I'd post a brief update to let potential patrons know what the Palace is hitting for these days. First, there have been a…

This was my second time at Bourbon Street, this time on a Wednesday evening. The place is hidden behind a McDonalds when you're driving up to it, and felt safe with their designated parking…

Oasis is easy to get to off 95. Like my last review it can be hit or miss. I was there early Saturday and it was dead. This time I came at…

Late Friday night visit last month was even more crowded than April visit. I had to park 40 yds. further away behind ANOTHER closed building. Hoofing it over, got customary wand screen, cover $15 with…

Had a night to myself and was trying to figure out where to go in Miami as a solo PL but didn’t want it to be too late. Made a last second decision to go…

Have driven by this place during my travels many times and always wondered what it was like. Was finally in the area for a weekend and decided it was time to see if what I…

The White House is one of Auckland's longest-established clubs. It is a spacious former Masonic lodge, and it takes full advantage of the large space: a stage with a full curtain, a catwalk down the…

This review covers a couple of Friday nights in the last two months. Hurley has a wild history but has fallen on hard times. On one Friday night there were only two clubs…

Nothing new to report on the physical aspects of the building.
Parking lot is too small, can't see shit when you first walk in if you arrive before dark. First shot is free before 7…

I keep returning to this place when I’m in the ATL. Familiarity is the attraction or maybe I’m just lazy. Early afternoon visit. Large parking area with no attendant or parking fee.…

Dancer count tends to pick up in ATL during the summer in my experience. So I tend to be more active this time of year. I got some action from some dancers I either never…

I decided to check Gallagher's out again after seeing some positive recent reviews, and while I’m sure those experiences were genuine, I genuinely had a terrible time there.
I tried to set myself up for…

I once called Rick's my favorite weeknight place. But it's been like six months since I visited this club. Or any club, actually. The last time I visited it was shortly after they started serving…

Back in town and I decided to give Cover Girls a second try. I parked on the side of the building, in front of one of the statues. This time around they had an attendant…

Dancer count tends to pick up in ATL during the summer in my experience. So I tend to be more active this time of year. I got some action from some dancers I either never…

So real quick. Place has two bars, dances are 20 bucks topless and 30 nude. VIP rooms are $50 for 15 and a minimum of $100 to the dancer. I don’t think anyone cares about…

Full Nudity, Tough and Go. No Cover. I arrived with my Girlfriend to check the place out. I went to the ATM to get cash and paid the $8 fee (expected). Then the nickel and…

I normally have tried this club around 5-6 PM and it is dead. This time I did not arrive until 10 PM and it was much better.

First the club details. Did not pay for parking…

So I already opined in a previous review that Flashdancers higher up has great variety but Sapphire 39 has them beat on my recent visit. Given, dances were dubiously expensive at 40$ for one and…

I decided to check out OZ for my first time going to a strip club (I went solo too). I took an uber over there around 2 pm on a Tuesday. There was nobody at…

I’ve reviewed Clancy‘s a number of times now. This place keeps getting better and better and I wanted to make sure I shared my last experience which was on a Thursday night. I’ve been coming…

This was once my favorite Providence strip club.
Now I occasionally drop in to have a drink with Patti, see if anything is improving and enjoy some “entertainment” if someone piques my interest.
All of the…

Driving back from an event downtown and stopped in to avoid the traffic. No sign so we had to look for the side street to turn in. Valet parking lot to the right…

I went to the House around 9:30 on a Thursday night. I was the first customer.

 Cover = $20
 Beer = $11 

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Parking lot is not big. Plenty of parking, but it’s small front. Small side small other side and tiny back lots.

Entered front and had to give my ID to bouncer and pay $21…

This was my first time visiting Oasis. I stopped by around 9:00 on a Saturday. I ended up here after not experiencing much luck at the Purple Orchid or Dream Boutique down the street. On…

Back to visit recently. Prefer afternoons, $5 cover, no valet, lighter crowds. Comfortable small club, clean, no waitresses, no booze, $5 bottled water or Red Bull.

Faith almost beat me to the table. Nice enough,…