the ultimate strip club list

Had some good luck lately in La Gloria, so after cruising almost all the clubs worth checking out, I ended up in La Gloria at about 2:00 am.

Layout is not complicated. A bar at the…

Arrived around 4:30p on a Friday, it's located on a busy street and has a good amount of parking. I got there half hour after they opened and noticed not many cars in the lot,…

The location and costs are captured in the club summary and have not changed.

Hadn't been to Pigale in a few years and decided to drop in on a Tuesday afternoon that I was free.…

I'll preface this by saying that I've been a member of Rosewood/Die Happy for a few years, so I'm finally getting around to sharing my experience.

TL;DR, Rosewood is great. It's a haven for guys…

I stopped into The Hi-Liter on St Patrick’s Day afternoon. I arrived around 3pm. The parking lot was maybe 1/2 full. I was greeted at door by a friendly bouncer, there was no…

We get the great super off-peak hours in our winter electric rates here in AZ. I discovered Bourbon Street’s super off-peak hours on Sunday about 6:30. I know- it’s not anyone’s first choice of when…

So been curious about this place for a while. Went in only one girl was working but she was smoking hot,beautiful face,nice tan skin and an amazing ass. I asked if there were more girls…

Club details: paradise is in a strip mall and has plenty of parking. I walked through and paid a $20 cover and they say a drink minimum, and the stage is in the center and…

I came to Chicas Locas at about 2pm in the afternoon on a Monday. There was about 25 or so girls working at that time. The place had some patrons here and there but not…

Stopped on a Sunday, i believe it’s the only one in the area open regularly on Sunday’s. Parking is a gravel lot on a side street. Felt pretty safe during the day but I know…

Decided to try this club out after being away for a few years. Parking lot is free behind the club. Walked in and paid the $10 cover and sat at the bar.…

Lincoln Park, MI. Saturday night. Suburbs of Detroit. Seems like area is ok to me. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl at the front. ID check. $10 or $20 cover can't remember now. Pat down.…

Dearborn, MI. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me. Parked outside the lot and just walked. The valet doesn't hassle me. I walk in, cover is $20. I mighta gotten pat down, don't remember now.…

Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was coming from Legends a couple blocks away. A lot of people in this area, there's also casinos around here too. A lot crooks out and about too. Always near casinos.…

Detroit, MI. Downtown. I was just coming out of the tunnel from Canada and figured fuck it I'm right here. Let me check out these downtown clubs, Legends and Bouzouki. I wasn't gonna try to…

As promised, I returned on the Monday to see Peaches and Nicole. Same $20 entry, but no free pat-down this time.

I got my $10 water from the bar, tipping a dollar to the girl behind,…

Dearborn, MI. Saturday probably around 6. Torrential downpour. Parking lot in the back. Walk in, no cover, no nothing sit at the bar. 1 drink minimum like $7 for a soda water. Layout is one…

Hadn't been here for a few years, so decided to give it another go, as I usually have a great time here. Entry was $20 with free pat-down, and a one drink min. I went…

The girls looked good like 7 and 8. Friendly. Started a tab. One asked to sit with me ok. Had a drink maybe two. Second girl asked to sit. Ugh ok. I…

Windsor, ON. Saturday night. Just came from Cheetah's a couple blocks down. Downtown part of Windsor, area seems safe to me, it really ain't Detroit. Guy at the front, does a quick pat down and…

I get to Tampa a few times a year. This visit put me there on a Monday night which is usually a pretty quiet night at Scarlett's. Paid the $10 door fee and $6 water…

Desperation set in. Middle of the afternoon and the lineup at Risque was lacking. Decided to take a peek in PHL.

Right off 130, huge pink building, you can’t miss it. Parking lot was kind…

The girls here used to be stunning (and fully nude all the time). As other reviewers have mentioned, there's been a big drop off. I agree, but overall, I found that the bottom (meaning the…

This place just isn't the Porthole of old.

About 10 chicks working day shift on a Friday afternoon. The women are chubbier and sloppier here lately. There are still some good looking…

I was in Austin for a night on business, so I figured I'd drop by Foxy's to check it out. Overall, I had an enjoyable evening, but quickly ran out of money, so beware...

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