tuscl

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It's a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get.
review
published 1 yr ago
2 Visits: Major time wasted | Girls not interested | Overstaffed 🚩
reviewed by
Grjax

3.3

This is my second review cause first one got rejected cause ā€œnot enough detailsā€. Well let’s start again, this review sums up 2 visits.

I went to this club last week on Friday during the…

review
published 1 yr ago
Super Slow, but I scored in VIP
reviewed by
goldmongerATL

7.3

Got there before 1:30. $5 parking to security guy and at this early time they still hit me for $5 cover.

Briefly on layout and daytime prices. U bar with about 15 seats in center. Small…

review
published 1 yr ago
Chill. Laid Back. Not top notch talent but enjoyable.
reviewed by
rogertex

7.0

Get the basics out first.
Parking: Free; Cover: $20 evening; Lap Dance: $20; Drinks: About $10 for liqur, $8 Beer; Dancer Quality: 5 - 7; Mileage: Std Austin scene 2-way; Extras: As rest of Austin, yes.…

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published 1 yr ago
Probably won't be back
reviewed by
Lurker-X

5.0

Coming back from seeing Dune 2 on Thursday night I decided to check this place out. I’d only been there once before back in 90s so I wasn’t sure what to expect though the…

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published 1 yr ago
Bored Friday Visit
reviewed by
ThrowinJays

6.7

Lots of club descriptions, but here’s mine.

A non-alcoholic bar on the left right when you walk in, main stage is right in front of you. There is a small stage in the back left (if…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Unusual Signs a Girl is High Mileage?
posted by
goldmongerATL

I took a girl to the corner for some lap dances. As we started the first dance, she pulled out a little bottle. I figured it was hand sanitizer. Nope. She lubed my fingers and…

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published 1 yr ago
Fun, pricy
reviewed by
Cc144

6.3

Pretty similar set up to how it used to be. Didn’t have to pay to park. Walk in metal detector. No phones. 30 bucks. Get through screening and another 5 for a water. No up…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Be rickish, not dickish… the basic tenets is rickism
posted by
rickthelion

Motor ape’s recent post about the absence of a thumbs down for dancer photos reminded this rick to explain the basic tenets of rickism.

Now, most of you normies will never know the true joy of…

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published 1 yr ago
Cccrrrraaaazzzyyyyy
reviewed by
Ryking75

4.7

Arrived at crazy horse for the first time. No stranger to strip clubs, however, this was only my second strip club in Las Vegas to go to. I went out searching for a fully nude…

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published 1 yr ago
Not a great experience
reviewed by
dannyboy3

5.7

It's been a year and so I decided to try teasers again. Layout is the same. Entry is 3 before 8 5 after. The building is narrow and long. Bar on the left, then chairs…

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published 1 yr ago
Be prepared to spend a mortgage payment for a lapdance
reviewed by
mentoshairs

6.3

If you are coming here to get a lapdance, bring $300 for a quick 30 min lapdance. They have a list of prices ranging from $500 to $2000 (USD).

The dancers however were…

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published 1 yr ago
I Tried To Tell You
reviewed by
tuscl

6.0

My cousin from LA came to Atlanta and wanted to check out a club but he had a short turn around. He told me Goldrush was closest to where he was. I told him Goldrush…

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published 1 yr ago
Decent time on a Wednesday if you’re bored.
reviewed by
Bilbobaggins5050

6.0

I was in town for a conference the next day and stopped by early. I got there around 8 and there was only 1 girl for the first 30 mins or so. By 9 or…

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published 1 yr ago
No more TC for me.
reviewed by
Executive29577

4.0

I think this is my last visit to this club. I was there about 5 pm on a Monday. I'm not going to repeat the layout of the club. It looked the same as last…

review
published 1 yr ago
Favorite club. Slow afternoon, but still fun. Daytime is great in my opinion.
reviewed by
Heellover

8.0

Visit was on Monday afternoon maybe around 1230 -after leaving BSC a little after 12 I would say. Let me first just say I love the Milfs! I went looking for Mustang.…

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published 1 yr ago
Finally met the famous Devon
reviewed by
Array

6.3

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon when the lineup was supposed to include Devon. So many people on here give her very high marks that I made the trip to see if she is…

review
published 1 yr ago
Meh for me, but will no doubt appeal to many
reviewed by
georgmicrodong

6.0

New club inside the same building where Trixie's was located. It is not a separate building, but a separate area inside the Habana Blues Night Life club, which I'm told has a predominately Cuban…

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published 1 yr ago
Disappointing Late Thursday night
reviewed by
amir61

7.3

traveled to Denver for a meeting and decided to visit this club for the first time on Thursday evening around 10 pm. I looked it up online and looks like Thursdays are lingerie days.…

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published 1 yr ago
Return to the Hippo!
reviewed by
Superllama

7.0

Went back to the Hippo on a recent trip to Las Vegas. I've reviewed this place before and I actually went twice on this trip. One visit was pretty good and the other…

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published 1 yr ago
Thursday visit to the lodge
reviewed by
tuscl

7.0

On this visit, the regular dancers that I had expected to see weren't there, but I was still able to have a good time with those that were. Parking in the free lot across the…

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published 1 yr ago
I’ll be back
reviewed by
Itsmytime

6.7

Another visit to Diamonds. Free parking, light frisk and $10 to enter. Through the curtain and bathroom to the right, followed by the bar and then couches with large tv screens that protrude…

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published 1 yr ago
Nice relaxing spot
reviewed by
Grjax

6.0

Club looks nice on the outside. Simple id check and cover may have been $5 or $10.

Non alc drink 5$

Once you walk in bar is towards the left. A lot of space and comfortable seating…

review
published 1 yr ago
$2 drink with VIP card, double trouble!
reviewed by
whitesun777

7.3

I haven’t been to Hustler since they open back in 2010/2011. It was all the hyped back in the days. Well the hype is definitely gone. Still, I wanted to re-visit this…

review
published 1 yr ago
This place is struggling
reviewed by
goldmongerATL

5.3

Wanted to TOFTT to see how this place was doing. When I walked in at 2:30 I was the only customer. I saw two dancers, both cute. Give them a 7. Then a 3rd dancer…

review
published 1 yr ago
catch a game
reviewed by
genegreen

6.7

let’s start with the building. from the outside it’s a tan building lots of parking in the lot surrounding it. inside it’s a large rectangular bar and girls dance behind it. steph was bartending and…

review
published 1 yr ago
One and done for me
reviewed by
Jofortes

3.3

Decided to venture out of the ordinary stops and visit a few dive bars Tuesday afternoon, this one was definitely dicey and odd all around.

As you walk in the two lap dance booths are…

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published 1 yr ago
Nice small club with standard Cuban milage
reviewed by
Grjax

5.7

Parking and entrance is in the back. Lot was pretty full but I found a spot. Simple id check and pat down no cover.

First thing you see is the bar on the left and…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
TJ Mongers
Cascadas Amenities / Outside Deck or Patio
posted by
Heckler

My trip got postponed until 4/8-11 so it gives me more time to plan. Really enjoy cigars and will pick up a few Habanos at La Casa Del Habanos next door to Caesars. I’ve never…

review
published 1 yr ago
Good place on a Friday night.
reviewed by
Houston1986

6.7

Arrived here right after midnight. Since I was on vacation I wanted to try this place out. There was the standard door check and the cost to enter was $35 or $25 if you didn’t…