the ultimate strip club list

The place was dark and the do doesn’t play good music. It does smell good and look clean. The doorman and security is chill. In the time of day I went I think there was…

Jay, ME. Saturday night. Way up going to super rural Maine. Northern Maine is actually the most unpopulated part of eastern US. Area seems fine to me, parked in the lot, plenty spots, right up…

Went on a Monday night. There were 10-15 girls working, 80% Spanish. Some hot, some less hot, but not ugly. Drinks were reasonably priced. Strippers outnumbered patrons so the girls were aggressive. I usually like…

Last week I got VIP. The dancer was energetic and rough with her grinding which I like, but.... I had on jeans. My dick was SORE for like a week guys. So…

Showed up to pandoras at about 10 pm. Parking lot always seems safe and was almost full when I arrived. I paid the $21 to enter and got my free soda. At the time they…

Wandered in to this club on this early evening around 10ish. Parking lot was 1/2 full/empty. Paid the doorman 20 and ID check. Ordered my drink expecting to get some change back and tip the…

Recently, I had a few hours to myself and decided to hit the Inn for a 3 month check up. The entry information is roughly the same as…

I used to be a regular at the Electric Blue or the Blue as we would to call it. This was over the span of a decade where I used to visit every month or…

I can't believe anyone gets dances here, but I saw 2-3 guys go with girls to the back. I live in the area and occasionally come in here wondering if it's any better and…

Stopped by for another go around at the Banana around 7:00pm on a Tuesday. It was slow, which was fine as I was in town on business and wanted to watch the Celtics. I’ve had…

Been a while since I visited this place but I’m always a fan of this gem in OC but it seems this place may have dipped in variety. First the layout for all those who…

Bangor, ME. Saturday night after midnight. Area seems alright to me. Sort of near downtown. I parked at an adjacent their lot seems to be full but the next couple parking lots got tons of…

Sometimes it's great or just ok. The trick is find girls you like and ask them about their schedule otherwise it's hit or miss. There some consistent girls though: one petite Russian usually there…

Went in this past Monday, after work, after 5:30pm. Found parking, they have signs now to identify club parking now. Security might also be the dj, so don’t be surprised if he’s away working the booth…

Visited lunchtime on a Sunday some time back. Indiscreet building on a corner with a tight parking lot. Walk to the side glass door and there is an unmanned metal detector. Typical rectangular stage with…

If you want a club where the people there are relaxed and friendly, I absolutely suggest Visions. Now, look, there are things that are different. You don't get your own table, girls are either at the…

Have had two completely opposite experiences here. Had a free no cover coupon so figured I would use and give it another chance. I should have stayed home. Parking is easy. Cover is $30. But…

As others have mentioned this place is in a converted house, not too far off Route 80. The parking lot is large and the area is generally safe. When you walk in, it's…

Was back in town for the first time in a while. You know life has gotten in the way when an avid hobbyist such as myself has not been partaking for months. Anyway, here's the…

Olathe, KS. Saturday night. Just came over from Tango's down the road. Plenty of parking all around the club. Might be some confusion on the door you enter on the right side of the building…

Olathe, KS. Saturday night. Area seems safe to me, plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in. Totally disinterested hispanic dude takes a good 10 seconds to finally stand up to charge $10, ID check…

St. Joseph, MO. Saturday night. Last stop of the night. As I was coming up here there was nobody else driving on 229. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk in, lobby, girl at the…

Daytime trip, verry quiet at open and for the next few hours with a girl or two on one of their stages that you can see from a bit of a distance. Nice to sit…

I had a slow Monday and was in the neighborhood so I stopped in early afternoon. Maybe there were 4-6 girls working. They all look kind of bored. Several just hanging out on…

It's clear from other reviews—and I concur—that Gallagher’s was way better before Covid. The good news is that the lap dance area is open once again. The bad news is that dances are $30. Most…

I have stayed away from this club because I don't like to valet park ($8). I decided to get over that and check out what used to be a fantastic club, based on visits…

Saturday afternoon in the early summer at Hi-Liter. No cover in the daytime, and when I get there 12ish they're still setting the place up, so no escort to a table. I personally don't mind…

F This place has potential but the night I went it was kind of dry. However, if your not into the make it rain clubs this is your spot. You can’t miss this place or…

Basehor, KS. Saturday night. Plenty of parking, area seems fine to me, right off 73. Walk in, guy at the front collects $10 for cover and in you go. Layout is one main stage, one…

An egyptian themed strip club on the outskirts of the city. The girls there are good looking and entertaining! They come up and chat with you and ask if you'll buy them a drink if…

I have been 3 tims since my last review. The last one was on a sunday, but I also hit on a tuesday and a thursday. Sunday the VIP room wrist bands…

Club details, this is a LARGE place, during the day, one bar is open, 11-3 no cover and half price domestic beer. The stage is low and off to the side of the bar, you…

One of the most important TUSCL functions - the ability to sort by last comment - is still missing and this rick hopes it will return. I mean really…how do you sort the wheat from…

Cheerleaders has recently completed interior renovations. The exterior remains largely unchanged, but the interior has been significantly updated. Upon entering, there is a hostess stand to the right, a couch dance area in front, and…

Lawerence, KS. Friday night. This club is sort of the eastern outskirts of Lawrence sort of going out town near farms. Not much around it. Plenty of parking gravel lot. Walk in. Guy in…

Came here on a Sunday a few weeks back. Every day they open at 11AM, except for Sundays, they open at 1PM. Cover charge is now 21ish dollars, but includes a soda. The city recently…