Death of the American Lap Dance

I don't know, guys, we might not make it. The ipad generation of strippers just doesn't seem to know how to give a lapdance.

I've had several VIP's recently where the girl's moves are basically just to sit on my lap, facing away while they try to move their but side to side. Like a slow-mo but scratch. It's not just here but several other places.

Anyway, after my review of whatever Showcase is, I read that "bodyshop is better. The girls are younger. They're even prettier." and I can report that i guess these are technically accurate statements.