the ultimate strip club list

I’ve got a few minutes of respite and feel like story telling so indulge me if you will. Or not. As time continues to quickly slip away, I’ve been more determined than ever…

This was definitely the saddest place I’ve ever been. The women were all out of shape and probably pushing late 40s. No dances, i watched one dancer order a dinner once the guy offered -…

This place is now officially a run of the mill bar. No dancers or girls of any kind. The nice bartender who is very attractive verified the new business model. I hope she finds a…

This was my first time visiting Dolls in a year or so. I remember it being hit or miss, but lowkey and comfortable, so I decided I needed a refresher. I went around 9:30 on…

Arrived there around 2:30PM. The parking lot was full so had to park at the overflow. Maybe I was early so they didnt charge for parking. $5 cover charge and got in. The top floor…

Out on a rare Saturday night. After leaving Ragtime headed over to Jiggles which I have been to many times but not recently. Located in a residential neighborhood. Corner building with a small patio…

The Place: Modest in size. Not much bigger than your local neighborhood dive bar. But much nicer. Wood paneled walls and a solid drink selection. There are two main rooms: (1) narrow bar area up…

I was at Hitching Post last Saturday Evening. I was out drinking prior so I took an uber. Parking lot in front was full but there is usually parking on the side of the building.…

In recent weeks, I have encountered multiple full bushes.....as in long strands growing from girls....not just some week-long growth. Has anyone else noticed this trend? I've noticed this with AA girls, but perhaps it's also occurring elsewhere,…

Unexpectedly, I had a couple of hours of free time, so I decided to hit a stripclub. Arrived at the boat a little after 4 PM. Obviously, not a particularly good time to arrive. I…

Many girls on the mainstage, dancing one by one. Then hourly or so, they do their roll call and walk through, but unfortunately ignore all of the customers. No women approached our party of 8…

Stopped in on a Tuesday afternoon as I had some time to kill. I’ve been to this club several times as I like the atmosphere and your money can go a long way with…

Made a Thursday afternoon visit a few weeks back. The club is between an industrial/port area and the ever expanding downtown area. The parking lot is very safe- highly trafficked outside and a big lot…

So ordinarily i go for the MILF type but on this day i was first approached by a young spnner type and i went with it. So, here in i shall tell the story. Some things…

After meeting friends for dinner I left to visit my old favorite club - Dean’s Gold. Since I am from out of State I don’t come often, but I make it to Southern…

First time here, arrived about an hour after opening on a Sunday. Paid the valet to park my car in the virtually empty parking lot (required). It's only $6. Paid my door fee to get in,…

Reliable! There's always something on the menu, something you've tried before or (less often), something new. So, for completeness, $10 admission (paid at the bar during the day) gets you a soda (free refills, and…

This report is from last week, went down on Wed when I had nothing going on during the day. This place is mandatory valet, but you can park for free in the lot one block…

I actually visited a few times since my last review. This review is from my most recent visit from last Friday. Got there just after they opened around 3:30. There were only 3-4 dancers that…

PLACE: place was clean. Didn't feel uncomfortable with the crowd. Music was good volume. Could speak to your table. But not hear other table. Rarely noticrd DJ. I visited early evening. People: a fair few fantastic…

My second time at Reign. I walked in, paid the 5 dollar cover then went to the bar. I don't know what I expected, but after visiting OZ, I hoped for hot girls.…

Knoxville stripclubs have never been great,but decided to have another go at it. I had been once before years ago when only table dances were available so was interested leaning that there were now private booths…

Wow. Been holding onto my thoughts on this one until I compared it to other clubs in the area and I’m glad I did! Came here about two months ago on a Thursday night;…

Right off the interstate in an area unsafe in daylight hours let alone is Flynt's. Billboard is bright and visible so its hard to miss. Lot is largeand suspect. I did see…

Queens was the only club I’ve visited in Germany. It was not worth it. Low effort from the dancer. Champagne room was like 400 euros and the girl hardly danced. She said that’s just the…

Went a couple of weeks after it opened. Plenty of well lit parking on site. Got there at about 10 pm and paid $10 cover. Once I entered, the space itself is really big. Bar…

Definitely going in the wrong direction. Girls used to be pleasers AND good looking. Now you might get lucky with a new girl. The other ones are either not good looking or…

This was about a month ago when they had a pole dance contest where the prize was like $3k. There were so many girls (from other clubs or amateurs), definitely over 40 girls (that's…

https://www.phun.org/funny_pictures_4/29038.jpg The only question is “which weirdo ape owns this frickin’ weirdomobile?” C’mon weirdo…fess up. ROAR!!!

Been to Pure Gold a few times and as folks have said, the dancers can be a bit pushy and usually surround you immediately upon entry. This night was no different. Went on a Saturday…

For this visit I was on a time crunch so I didn't spend as much time as I usually would, but I was still able to enjoy myself. After going to the front door girl…