the ultimate strip club list

Finally made a return to cheeques after a lengthy layoff. To end off my birthday festivities me and the guys decided to hit Nardones first, but found out it was closed. So we decided to…

Stopped in at this place on the way back home through Three Forks. Other mentions of this place said it was the best strip club in the Bozeman area so we thought we’d give it…

February of 2024

My girl and I stopped here on a bar crawl while killing time waiting for a show at the Hawthorne. It was the PERFECT stop! Despite the snow and ice apocalypse, they maintained…

I tried to leave a review before, but it was denied. Not enough descriptions or whatever. I just want to see the reviews. So, here we go...

Location:
You can see this house…

One of the day time clubs in Seattle area that is pretty consistent with service and hospitality:)

Decent size club in Seattle with ample parking for day time visit. As many of you know, club did…

In the past 3 months I’ve busted this spot 4x so I’ll provide my most recent review and consolidate the others.

Parking - $10
Entrance fee -$20
Main area VIP seating - $20

Domestic beer - $6-7 if I…

Haven’t been back to sins in a while but I had a chance to visit and took it. It was a Tuesday night after 10pm. It was generally pretty slow. Probably around 6 people inside.…

My first time here, right on the corner of an intersection. I went by the building to pull into the back and see the parking lot. As I walked in I saw parking…

Had some time to kill and thought about getting some variety in my Philly stops so stopped in here. Parking was fine there’s some out front and more in the back.

Walk in standard bar…

I visited Tootsies on a Monday around 10 pm. Monday is typically the slowest strip club night of the week, and this was a slow night at Tootsies. However, I kind of enjoyed the slowness.…

Was in Providence for a work trip and decided to stop here before heading home. Usually I go to Desire when I’m here but realized CF was pretty near where I needed to be for…

The talent is gone from this place. The waitresses are hotter than the dancers. I had a couple dances while I was there and only saw a few people I recognized. Candy was there but…

I stopped in at Cracker Jaxx after a mildly disappointing trip to Avenues, arriving around 12:45 AM. This club has free parking in a lot that's not fenced in, but the area doesn't seem too…

Since my fav at Kittens has flown the coup, Pandoras has become my go-to. I was running errands on Saturday but needed to check out a suggestion by another frequent Pandora player.

Parking lot…

Stopped by on a Monday while I was in town for work. Parking was $10 just to self park and then another $20 to get in the door. The club is small and most people…

In my opinion, BT's is one of the nicest, cleanest, well-lit clubs in the area.
Have not seen or smelled smoking there in more than a year.
The waitstaff is prompt & friendly, & have all been…

Venue: Decided to go by after work just to check it out. Nice looking place stage front and center, bar on the back wall. There was an area on the far left that they called…

Went to Monroe’s on a Thursday afternoon as I was picking someone up at Palm Beach Airport and had time to kill.
There was a parking lot, but not a lot of cars, so I…

Stopped in early on a weekday. Pulled up to a small parking lot behind the small building. Could barely fit my truck in the lot. Rang the bell that was mounted on the door. Waited…

My friends convinced me to fly out to Florida for my birthday. On the day of, we ended up at Rachel’s for some steaks and legs. Rachel’s have plenty of free parking with valet parking…

The place was full on a Tuesday night. I went during what they call Super Tueadays which is $5 dances all night. It happens every 1st and 3rd Tuesday of the month. I got one…

Fuck the drinks here 15 bucks for well liquor, weakly poured, bad attitude bartender.

One masseuse lady who kept pushing for private with promises of more - seen her here months ago, don’t think she’s cop…

I was coming from north of Akron and I had the Bottoms Up address stored in my Garmin so I simply followed the audio instructions. Big mistake! There was road construction and my exit was…