the ultimate strip club list

For those who did not know, Chicas is open on holidays! Even Christmas. So I stopped in this Easter Sunday to find the parking mostly full and standing room only inside. No cover and $5…

Context:
This was my first multi-week trip to the area since probably before COVID, and had a chance to check out the Saturday evening situation. I arrive at 9p and cut losses at 11p… I just…

I got on their text list so they notify you of special events. On event days they send you a text around noon. Most of the times its 10$ dances. You show the text and…

I usually monger alone and on rare occasions with a friend, even rarer is going with a group of 6 or more people. This was one of those rare instances since I was celebrating…

I decided to visit Roadhouse again after at least 6 months. Walked by the outer window and was buzzed in. Paid the $10 cover and took a seat by the wall near the…

Dropped in on a Friday night. Parking is well lit and no charge, cover charge at the door was $5, no change from the last time I was here.
There was quite a crowd so…

Old style NYC booths where 5 women, scantily dressed, entice you to a private show. You enter the show area through an adult bookstore. The show is nude in a ‘room’ the size of a…

I had been 6 months since I had been to the Philly area so I was excited to have a work meeting scheduled nearby that would also allow me to visit the tried and true…

...of the worst. Let me explain, if you're looking for upscale, Vegas quality, move along and cross into Philadelphia on a weekend night. But maybe it's actually a weekday afternoon, you're in the…

I was in Vegas for work and had some time to kill on a Friday night so i wanted to visit the famous SR. Arrived after midnight and there had to be atleast 100+ women…

Hit Vivid at 1:00, The parking lot no longer resembles Beruit, Deon is class with the quick pat down, $10 cover and in I went. It was one of the girls Birthdays so the place…

Conveniently located close to MetLife stadium, this is a BYOB place. Entry is 10 bucks and $10 for a drink usually but and I think only open on Weekends(haven't tried weekdays) . Once you enter…

This place is pretty busy for a Wednesday at lunch time. Actually it gets busier just after the lunch hour. I won’t bore you with tiny details but parking is just fine, no cover and…

My wife and I showed up on a (Good) Friday night a little before 10. We were there for about two hours.

The Club:
This is place is a little outside of the city, on what…

Arrived at 8:00, I got dropped by Uber but was greeted by the night time valet, always friendly even when I’m not driving. Cover was still $10 but goes to $20 at 9:00, I believe.…

Called into BTS because I was curious about the place and it seemed crazy not to go as I was not too far away. I'd managed to get an earlier flight from St Louis than…

LS was by far the best experience of my whole trip to the US from 23 Mar thru 30 Mar.

Dealing with the usual stuff first even though it's been covered many times before. Club is…

Was staying in Houston overnight and decided to pay Treasures a visit. Went there about 9pm and parking was a little confusing on what was free vs. valet. So I just parked and…

I had a little free time early Saturday night and decided stop at Imperial Showgirls North Hills, better known as The Oddball Cabaret. Apparently it changed ownership 3 weeks ago or so I was…

It's been a while since I have visited Columbus Gold. CG has been declining for a while, but today was the weakest weekend I have ever seen. I enter around 9:15 and paid…

So as many of you read this is not your typical club. It’s like an old fashion nyc peep. All good. I also read a lot of these reviews.

I went on a Saturday around…

Went in on a Friday night while in town for work. I’ve been here plenty before and the club has had some ups and downs. See my previous reviews for the layout. Unfortunately, this was…

When here before 6Pm. Usually there are 5-10 dancers at this time. No dancer was on three pole the entire time I was there, which was about an hour. $7 for a beer which is…

Club details; $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. This is a bullshit price, and it is too much. However, it is not the fault of the lady who takes my money. I…