The Pony
5220 Grand Ave Davenport, IA 52807

The bathroom floor is slippery here. So much so it feels intentional.

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Muddy
May 31, 2024, 1:02 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Davenport, IA. Friday night. Area seems safe to me, parking all around the building. Walk in. Guy at the front, cover is $20 and wanded down. You can get singles right here too and I did. You walk around this area to get the rest of the club. One long main stage, one dancer up at a time. Bathrooms all the way in the back as stated I was doing slip and slide with how much soap they must use on the floor. Lap dance booths to your right. They open and $30 a song. VIP is $150 for 15 minutes. Customers seemed pretty light for a friday night but looked like a handful of groups of hispnaic and some black guys, along with a few middle age white guys. Felt empty.

 

Dancers. Mostly black girls here. Some had a couple of nice bodies. A couple white girls. I would say lineup wise thin to thick. Mostly 6-7 range. All looked natural to me. About 8 or 9 dancers.

 

One dyed red haired white girl came to me ask me if I was interested in getting dances, she was pretty busty and I asked about dance mileage and what I could get away with. Breastfeeding maybe? Errr no and the offer from her from a lap dance seemed like it was revoked. Oh well I mean you gotta see what the word is. Fuck it, ain't great I don't think your missing too much here. Average overall. As I was leaving the guy at front, white guy with cut off sleeves, he gives me a card for free entry next time. I was off to Daisy Dukes.

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The bathroom floor is slippery here. So much so it feels intentional.