Playhouse Lounge
​1205 US Route 130 N Burlington, NJ 08016

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Plassi
May 31, 2024, 4:04 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Been here many a time. I'll fuse impressions from various visits, so that I don't get my review rejected by someone unimpressed that I didn't include the cover fee or whatever. I walk in and take a seat on a stool at the bar. Maria comes over and takes my $10, gives me a bottle of water, and some change. Stephen A. Smith or some other knucklehead is ranting about sports on the television. There's one dancer on stage, Jenny or something like that, great body. The dancers aren't all circulating yet, as it's only 12:30pm or so; some probably haven't arrived yet, or changed into their outfits. I spot Cameron for a second, but she disappears; she's known for being exclusively dance only, but she's very hot, so having her on your lap doesn't feel like a ripoff to me. Mercedes is there; she's attractive too, but I avoid her; she has a shark-like look in her eye that can be unsettling. Suzy was a dud the first time I got a dance with her years ago, but my last dance with her was far better; she actually grinded with some sensuality. Samantha's no longer here, but appears to be consistently on the lineup for Club Risque in Bristol. Lena gave me some good dances; I go exclusively for grinds, and she was up for it. I don't recommend getting more than 3 dances with any one person, as unless you've won the lottery, you'll feel the senselessness of doing so as you're walking back to your vehicle.

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