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No, I did not get any in your hair.
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published 1 yr ago
Not sure I would stop again
reviewed by
JasonM

6.7

There were three attractive dancers, the rest were not. Total of 8 dancers that I saw. They do dances on the bar top instead of on a stage. Several offered to dance on the bar…

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published 1 yr ago
Monday Night Boredom
reviewed by
DandyDan

5.0

This was the first club I went to the Monday me and my buddy decided to see the strip clubs of Kansas City. This is just off of I-70 east of downtown. I wasn't impressed…

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published 1 yr ago
Break from reality
reviewed by
bman66

7.0

I recently made a visit to the cricket for an afternoon escape from reality.
It was a sunny warm afternoon so I was not expecting to see many dancers working and I was right.
The…

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published 1 yr ago
Barely hanging on, but still better than Lancaster down the street
reviewed by
LapHunt

5.0

This place hasn't had a review in almost two years, so since I visited recently I'll provide an update.

This marked the first time I'd visited Club Paradise in about six or seven months as my…

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published 1 yr ago
Great experience on a Tuesday
reviewed by
Drew12

7.3

Stopped by on Tuesday around 7pm. Cover was $10. It has a mainstage with two smaller stages, one on each side. Easy access to the bar to.

Sat down at a table away from the…

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published 1 yr ago
Comfortable Fun
reviewed by
rgearqc

7.7

I pulled in on a quiet Wednesday around 11:30 pm. Whiskey (Jimmy or Jack) pours for $5 was the special. The bartender was very friendly and attentive. There were probably a couple more girls than…

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published 1 yr ago
Hot girls, mediocre (and expensive) private dances
reviewed by
MayorBeauJames

7.0

Stopped by the WORLD FAMOUS (they love saying that) Mons Venus late on a Wednesday.

Area is fine. I didn’t drive, so couldn’t tell you about the parking. Steep cover charge at $25. No booze, paid…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Strippers who dislike the customers
posted by
docsavage

What percentage of strippers in a strip club actually dislike the customers? After 15 years of strip club trips I would guess half. I feel like the half who do like me view me as…

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published 1 yr ago
Bonitas, again
reviewed by
Fatstack

5.3

This is a review of perhaps one of the most polarizing clubs in DFW. So polarizing I myself am conflicted about it. Not just the club myself but my recent visit

Let’s begin…..

Another boring tuesday afternoon.…

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published 1 yr ago
The Thrill is Gone
reviewed by
goosman

6.0

Everyone familiar with this site knows that I’m the cheerleader for this club. It WAS a niche club that catered to a particular monger looking for an urban latin club with Latinas with the Instagram…

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published 1 yr ago
There worse ways to spend a Sunday evening
reviewed by
Ninjalust1

6.7

There is a $10 cover charge, but I downloaded a coupon from their website, and I got in for free. There was a long bar along the left side of the rectangular room, and…

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published 1 yr ago
Tuesday strike out
reviewed by
seahawks fan12

4.7

Came in on a Tuesday evening, about 8. I had to take a friend to the airport and this club is not too far away. I believe I got entrance, my drink and…

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published 1 yr ago
Worst Visit Yet

3.0

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks…

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published 1 yr ago
Weekday Night, High Drink Upcharge but Beautiful Dancers
reviewed by
bobbyshmurda

5.0

Went on a slow Tuesday night. Cover was $20, which is typical for NYC nights. There was a mandatory drink requirement (and a high upcharge on drinks). Initial waitress who brought me to the lounge…

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published 1 yr ago
Decent but not great
reviewed by
BlazingFury219

5.3

This place was previously known as The Ball, which went out of business after several years of service that was known by many of the locals as the best of the worst clubs in the…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Smash or Pass?
posted by
CJKent_band

Girls on the Blade…

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I like their white jackets and shoes matching uniform…

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started 1 yr ago
Political Discourse
“Death to the Fascist Insects, Capitalist Pigs, Greedy Businessmen, Con-Men and
posted by
CJKent_band

Title couldn’t say it all.

“Death to the Fascist Insects, Capitalist Pigs, Greedy Businessmen, Con-Men and Corrupt Politicians that prey upon the life of the American people!”

~ Tania aka Patricia Campbell Hearst
~ Born February 20, 1954
~…

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published 1 yr ago
Clearing my Head
reviewed by
Maximust

8.3

Had a challenging work week so needed relief and clear my head. I could either take a run around Greenlake or hop into a SC. Needed to clear out both heads so…

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published 1 yr ago
Outhouse is always fun
reviewed by
nomadic1

8.0

A few hotties and a few notties. This place is very fun. It deserves higher ranking and consideration. The other clubs around really have nothing up on Outhouse. You can…

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published 1 yr ago
A Ride at Ruby's
reviewed by
stormy222

8.0

Stopped at Ruby's after a disappointing visit to Pleasant Moments. I like slim, sexy ladies, and although there were lots of ladies at Pleasant Moments, they definitely weren't slim! I know some guys…

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started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Customer service experience just sucks in most strip clubs
posted by
Muddy

I mean what other place where you spend hundreds do you get scolded and watched like your a criminal? "Hey hey hey, don't touch below the waist!" while your getting stared down or monitored like…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Best way to pay anonymously
posted by
Book Guy

I'm looking to invest in TUSCL. I want to buy a VIP membership to complement my Verified status, but I want to the purchase utterly anonymously, non-trace-able. However, I totally lack internet-financial and computer savvy.…

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published 1 yr ago
Friday fun with variety
reviewed by
MikieR

5.0

Went on a friday and was intrigued. Carman was there, new gal, phony as hell, but has a bangin bod that needs some taming. Jade was there and she has a firm bod…

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started 1 yr ago
TJ Mongers
Just a few TJ updates that folks might be interested in after my recent trip.
posted by
devl_dawgg

Just a few TJ updates that folks might be interested in after my recent trip. Not really specific to one club so, I think it makes sense to post it here.

I crossed the border…

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started 1 yr ago
Front Room
I want thick dancers in Socal

I have been to a number of clubs, most so cal clubs don’t have thick dancers by thick I mean big titts and a fat ass with some meat is fine too. The only ones…

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published 1 yr ago
Portland: Where fentanyl is allowed and strip clubs have rules
reviewed by
Grjax

4.3

Decent amount of parking. 5$ cover. Simple id check

Club is fairly big has 2 stages. One of the elevated section which is where you enter from. Then down the steps which is the main…

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published 1 yr ago
Not bad | Relaxing
reviewed by
Grjax

6.7

Decent parking available. Club was pretty empty maybe 6-10 people. I don’t remember paying cover or the id check process. It may have been like a 2 drink minimum or something.

Bar is towards front…

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published 1 yr ago
Keep on driving by. Not worth it. Cheapest dances though
reviewed by
Grjax

5.3

This club looks closed as fuck when you pass by it. GPS will tell you to turn in but not possible since there’s construction going on and I think they put a median there so…

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published 1 yr ago
Nice relaxing spot. Low milage
reviewed by
Grjax

5.7

Decent amount of parking. If I’m not mistaken a $5 or $10 cover. Club was fairly empty with a lot of girls. There are 2 stages one of the left as soon as you walk…

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published 1 yr ago
Texas Diamond in the rough
reviewed by
PrimetimeSchein

6.7

Made a recent stop on a Saturday evening but early enough to avoid the door charge. Parking in the fenced lot was easy as always and it appeared to be light traffic outside but upon…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
Relaxalon Waterville
posted by
Pjoshua98pr

anyone had an experience here before? The website and Facebook site are very vague. It seems like a vip strip club room but just up front. Would love to know what this is before wasting…

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published 1 yr ago
Saturday night is a party
reviewed by
galabad

6.3

My last visits to the Inn have been on weekdays or weekend afternoons, I had some time last Saturday night and went late to see how it compared to those less busier times. Some interesting…

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published 1 yr ago
Now there is a daytime scan?
reviewed by
RTP

6.7

I go to Gold Club at least 6 times per month, almost always in the daytime. Maybe I need a life, but I have fun there, even though the eperience has gone down while…