the ultimate strip club list

This is a combination review of two visits a day apart. A quick way to know if they are open is to see at least one guy sitting on the step outside. If…

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Visited the Venue at an off time, about 1 pm on a Monday. Maybe 6 customers, 4 or 5 dancers. Dancers were doing 3-song sets (usually 2-song, but not too many dancers present). All got…

Can't remember the last time I was here in a weekend, but the parking lot was filled! Heard the Japanese restaurant across the parking lot is decent so I'll have to try that. Arrived around…

I heart (*Hart) Roxxies. Standing ovation to those who get the musical reference. After dozens of visits—this is a compilation review—Roxxies remains my go-to club in northen New Jersey. I live in Manhattan. Why travel to…

Stopped in on a Thursday not long after opening. To my surprise there were actually a few girls loitering about. From my experience you’re lucky to see 1 or 2 till later in the day.…

Quick Monday night review 9pm. -3$ Draft beer day. -CAUTION 10% charge for getting Singles. My first time exchanging here as I usually always bring change. Never seen this bartender before so not sure if they…

Went to this Herald Square club around 9 when I was in town for business. It was NBA playoffs, and for the first 90 minutes or so there weren’t any dancers on stage. Lighting is…

I visited Jet Strip on Wednesday July 31, 2024 in the afternoon between about 1:15 and 2:45. This club is a bit far from my home for a day trip but I was coming…

Players is the place to be if you're wanting to upgrade your lunchtime, as long as you don't mind going back to the office smelling like perfume and poon. The line-up here is heavily Cubanita,…

I’ve always wanted to checkout the Penthouse so when I had nothing to do on a Sunday night, I decided to check it out. I got there around 7:30 pm and was confused at the…

I drive through this town about twice a year. I stopped in once about 2 years ago in the afternoon to check it out. The vibe was off (a couple girls just sitting around with…

Brad's was about a ten minute drive from my hotel in downtown Indy. They had a big, well-lit parking lot, with no parking fee. Entry involved a $10 cover charge, a wanding, and an ID…

Decided the check out the places after a dinner out with friends and didn't feel like going home yet. The place was close to where I was so I decided to check it out. Said…

I was in town for work and this was the nearest club to my hotel. I went twice that week and so I'll focus on Friday but add details from Tuesday where it matters. The club…

Visited PH on a Thursday afternoon. Location and setup has been described in detail in previous reviews. BYOB, $10 cover which gets you 2 waters. Stage typically with 1 girl at a time and…

Had a couple of hours to pass after flying in to DTW. Well worth the visit. You have valet, which was $7, no option not to valet. After going upstairs they ask where you’d…

This review is going to be based on a bachelor party I attended a few weeks back on Saturday night. Now going into the evening, we knew that this was not a high mile club,…

Swung by the old Acrop for the first time in several years, for no good reason other than I was passing by and it was hotter than fuck. So I started thinking, dark, air conditioning,…

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Went to AC and to be fair there are only 2 clubs left in AC. Bare is located on pacific across from boardwalk hall. Well lit and obvious to find since it’s the only club…

Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon/evening. Place is a dump. Only once dancer severely overweight named Yanu. No interest in dancing and difficult to understand in conversation. Not one customer during my time there and…

We'll go through the perfunctory description - limited parking up front, parking in the alley behind the gas station if you wish. Pay cover at the front door and enter. ATM immediately on your left.…

Went on a Tuesday maybe around 7pm. Cover was $15 and was completely dead so I went to the bar next door for a while. Came back maybe around 8:15pm and it was a little…

Before each home game my buddies host a tailgater next to the stadium. I was jacked up for the Ms vs Philly game. One of my MILF hotties at Kits text me to visit.…

Enjoyed my time here. My third time here. It was decently packed on a friday night at around 1am. Decent sized club, with one big stage in the middle. One girl on stage at a…

I live in a nearby city, so I visit Evansville quite a bit. I've only been to the og pony and the lady, so I can't comment on the other two clubs there but the…

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Visited during a work trip. After some research, I saw this spot recommended a few times and kept seeing that they had a more unique team of dancers. The club was split into two entrances…

Felt like slipping and this one works well as it's a stone's throw from the house. I was still earlier to the club than the cover, but I did pay the lap dance fee of…

Decided to swing by Lusty's after they were closed for a bit due to the fire, to check the place out. I went on a Friday evening, around 9pm and the place was pretty empty. The…

This place is still decent because it is the only spot like it in town with the exception, of the club off of Chillum Road in Hyattsville but you can’t sit down and get a…

Will someone please help me out? Are we IN a recession, are we about to go into a recession, are we maybe going to go into a recession? This is somewhat sarcasm, I know where…

I am not usually a weekend night strip club fan due to crowds, but pods for my vape are tough to find so I combined a trip to buy pods with a visit to the…