Saturday Night Special

I am not usually a weekend night strip club fan due to crowds, but pods for my vape are tough to find so I combined a trip to buy pods with a visit to the Boardroom. Having been at a vacant Desires I was hoping for a lighter than usual crowd.

I arrived at 8:15. $10.00 cover and a tip for the door girl. Never hurts to have the bouncer see you tip the staff and people notice that far more than we think they do.

Still the same layout has been described many times. Two level stage dead ahead with 10-15 seats. The dancers dance on the upper level for one song, then down at the bottom for 2. Seems to be less nudity on stage than previously. Restrooms to the right behind the bar, which is also to the right. 8 seats in front and behind, with tables up against the back wall. Lao dances are done to the immediate left in 4 boots with walls, or behind the stage in a large open area. dancers who head for the booths are more fun than the ones who head for the back. When they do the 2/30, there is a dash for the booths.

Minimal crowd and they started the 2/30 at 8:30, as opposed to around 9. Barely in my seat when it happened, but tall, thin b-cup brunette, enticed me. Last visit I wrote that contact had improved. It remained great with the 3 dancers with whom I did dances. I had previous experience with one and she gives great, full nude dances from song 1. Saturday was no different. What was surprising was that instead of the best contact of the night as usual, she was 3 out of 3. First Brunette went nude 30 seconds into song one. If full nude 1/32" from your face is your thing, then go here. Just a great full nude contact dance. 4 songs. A massage from the pretty blonde massage girl (best looking woman in the place) and very tall, very thin Brunette appears. A bit tall for me, but wtf and off we go. Nude from the get-go and just great breasts. Much better than the clothed version. Just a great, great dance. Very full contact, very nude, very nice. I love pussy. I love the gape. I love ass. I love dances here.

10:10 I decided I could make the 35-mile drive to The Great Wok in less than 30 minutes for some take-out salt and pepper pork and a mai tai while I waited. Thanks for hitting that guardrail lady. Instead of Chinese food you doomed me to .....ah never mind.