Lunch at Players, don't forget to go back to work!

Players is the place to be if you're wanting to upgrade your lunchtime, as long as you don't mind going back to the office smelling like perfume and poon. The line-up here is heavily Cubanita, and they are aggressive! Their game is strong, so yours better be too.

You'll come in through the airlock entrance and pay the bouncer on the left your $5 cover(don't be a cheapskate, leave the guy a good tip). There will be several lookers waiting right here, mostly 6-8's, some may be more of a niche or acquired taste, and there are always a couple of knockouts in the flock.

Look for an empty seat at the horseshoe shaped bar on the left and wait about 15 seconds for your first "Havana handshake". You'll be joined by a cutie or two before your $9 Ultra or $6 Diet Coke arrives. They'll show you everything they have, insist that you grope certain spots and start asking "Dance? Dance?" Here lies the crossroads that you are at: Do you like this one (or pair)? Do you want to enjoy your drink and check out the scenery a little? They will go away if you tell them "no gracias, maybe later" Some of the girls speak passable English, and all know enough of the basic words required to operate in a strip club. It helps if you hablo un poco Español. If you send them away, another one (or pair) will quickly replace them. Don't fight it or get annoyed, it is quite enjoyable to banter and play the game at the bar or a table. And what are you there for anyway? If you wanted to drink beer and watch a game, there are a lot cheaper and better sports pubs around. No, you're there to play with cute girls, so do that.