the ultimate strip club list

I frequently visit Saint Joseph, which if you’ve ever been there, you’d find parts of the city that are a dump and some small pockets area that are nice. With that said, I wasn’t expecting…

I arrived around 9 PM on a Saturday and was pleasantly surprised at how easy it was to find the building, given that there seemed to be a fair amount of construction in the area.…

This one is a pretty small club just off the main street in Ballard. Very small club with one stage and a tiny LD area with a few VIPs off to the side. Was on…

Over the past year or so this place turned into a default spot to end a night out and while I don't think its in my personal top 3 I still think it is worth…

Location #4 on my OneGC journey. Prices: $5 cover (no drink minimums). Dances - $20/dance, 3 for 2 specials ($40/3 songs), $65/10min (non-VIP). $130/15min (VIP). Venue: Well lit parking lot.…

Club is located in a strip mall type area. Plenty of parking never have had any issue with that. Upscale looking entrance where you gotta pay the cover, then you walk into the club. Bar…

I was here for work a couple of weeks and attended late Saturday night around midnight. The club is next to a bar that they own, a decent place to pregame and then pop over…

This review is from about a month ago and the 2nd half of a two club visit. While I'm pretty regular at the Brass this was a different visit with two couples and a Saturday night…

The Golden Horseshoe is only about a 5 min drive from the casino parking lot is a little small in my opinion. Walk in and there’s a sign up sheet where you right your…

basics to cover, in case some readers and followers all of a sudden may have forgotten. no breaks on saturday so cover all day was $20 bucks. then walk to the bar and cough up…

Happened to have some time before a flight at DTW so I decided to hit H8 on the way. The fenced in lot was not too full and is with no charge for parking.…

I’m traveling to Chicago for work next week and wanted to see if there are any clubs worth visiting while I’m there. I’m staying near ORD but am willing to travel 30 mins or so.…

Do not use your pager today...

Long ago Sugar N Spice was second to the Ballpark (RIP) in terms of mileage. It was a hole in the wall but it definitely served its purpose. Went downhill after one of the bartenders…

This review is a from a while ago but I wanted to write it because I took some mental notes that night and put it in a price of paper and forgot about…

Most dancers seem to spend a lot of time and money on their finger nails. Fake ones and every color of the rainbow. How important are their nails when rating their looks? Any deal breakers? My…

Passing thru the area I made a conscious decision to stop at Carls for a drink. If the dancers there weren’t the best then so be it, at least I’d relax with a beer or…

I've been here maybe 4 times. It's a fairly decent club IMO. It's small like everything in SF though. Walk in to a pat-down and $30 spent. Go in and immediately the girls are eyeing…

Menasha, WI. Saturday night. Big parking lot, sort of a road with a bunch of auto dealers. Area seems safe to me. Walk in, guy at the front, cover is $10 or $15 IIRC, ID…

Stopped here after a game on a Wednesday evening around 10pm. Went in to security and they checked my ID, ran the wand, and I paid a $15 cover. They went over the rules which…

Appleton, WI. Saturday night. Area seems fine here in Appleton, plenty of parking in the gravel lot. Walk in. Through a hallway with some erotic style artwork. And in you are. To the bar, bartender…

I was in south Atlanta on a Wednesday early afternoon in August and thought I'd swing by and give Seductions a visit. After reading reviews on here and this was my first visit, I…

Stopped by yesterday as I hadn't been there for awhile. SIAP. Put this here as I hadn't seen it posted anywhere, either in discussions or reviews or seen it on the news. Closed for the…

Green Bay, WI. Home of the Packers. Lambeau Field. Vince Lombardi. Brett Farve, Bart Starr, Aaron Rodgers all that shit. (Outside of Football though can't think of much else other than freezing your fucking balls…

Neenah, WI. Friday night, after midnight. Open till 5am. On the side of road, not much else around it, big parking lot. Walk in, friednlay lady at the front, cover was $10. ID check and…

Visited on a Saturday night arriving around 9 pm, an hour after opening. The location is down an alley and up a flight of stairs. I paid a $10 cover to get in followed by…

Went to Rosewood on Wednesday evening. Arrived around 10pm. They normally scan your ID and then ask for the email invite. Did all that and paid the $20 basic cover ($80 for…

D.C. has been getting much better lately. Once known as an ultra-conservative desert, it now has strip clubs with lap dances, and those dances are pretty good. Good Guys is located on the safe and busy…

I came to Onyx at 8:15 after taking a $15 Uber from Midtown. I was hoping to catch the end of the day-shift/start of the night shift but came at the wrong time for both. The…

Manitowoc, WI. Saturday night, up the shore of Lake Michigan. Area seems alright to me, plenty of parking in the lot next to the club. Walk in, open door just go right to the bar.…

Arrived around 10:30p, security and girl at the desk were super friendly. $10 cover, ATM in the front and more than willing to make change. 2 stages immediately upon entering with one girl working each stage.…

I came here at 9:40 after leaving Onyx with nothing but a drink. I paid the $20 cover and went in. The facilities were the same as last time. There are 2 floors with the…

I arrived at 9 PM on Sunday, just after the night shift had started. When I arrived, it was not particularly busy, with only about 6 people in the main lounge (not sure how many…

Neoga, IL. Friday night. Very rural area. One of the best farming areas in all the world really is rural illinois. Pull up not much else around, big school bus out front. Parking is wherever,…

Arrived about noon. The parking lot had a few cars. Not enough cars to make you think it would be busy inside, and it wasn’t. Walked in a paid the $21 cover charge , and ordered…

Springfield, IL. Friday night. State capital. Area seemed alright to me, fenced off parking lot. Walk up, lady smoking a ciggarete out front walks in with me. Friendly lady. She says cover is $22, military…

Physical Place: It's a typical corner bar. As you walk, you see the "cashier" to your immediate left, get wanded by a security. The 2 poles are to you left with about 20 bar stools around…

Urbana, IL. Home of the fighting Illini. Friday night. Area seems alright to me. Parking around the club, also looks like a restuarnat next door, I was gonna park over there but it had a…

Pooping outside the club, that is. Let me say from the get go, I am NOT referring to brown showers here. But, if anyone is into that, feel free to share. When anyone is…

Stopped in here for the first time; the place is near warehouses, so not much traffic nearby. There’s parking both in the lot, and around in the streets. Place was clean, and felt a little…

The bar is as described by others, a single story with one main stage with chairs around it. The only time these chairs seem to get used is when a customer wants to tip…

I went to this club on a Sunday. I don’t remember the exact price of the cover but it was under 10. This was around 1pm. They DO ask for your drivers license and scan…

You might think to yourself, uhh did sinclair hit this one yet? The answer is yes, yes he did. Just scroll down, his review is there. Every time.

I have been going to club 390 for a number of years. I would have to say my last few visits have not been as good as in earlier…