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My last trip to Cracker Jaxx had been after midnight on a Friday night, and it had been better than decent. So a few weeks ago I figured I'd come out during daytime to see…

The place is relatively small with a stage on your left as you walk in after paying $5CDN to the door man, a ln l-shaped bar in front of you and a number of small…

This review covers 3 visits over 2 weeks, two late afternoon, one in the evening. At any given day, at most 11 girls that I have counted. There's always one old lady well…

I am in Indianapolis and all I am seeing is pasties and bottoms on. Is this legit? Nothing nude at all? I’m sitting at Twin Peaks for dinner and will…

I am in Indianapolis and all I am seeing is pasties and bottoms on. Is this legit? Nothing nude at all? I’m sitting at Twin Peaks for dinner and will…

I hit this club up twice in the last month on Tuesday each time and stayed about 3-4 hours each time. Arrived around 5-6 both times. No cover, mandatory valet of 7 or…

I visit the Rustic Frog from the other side of the river (Louisville) about once every six months or so. Not a whole lot has changed over the past 3 or 4 years as…

Normally I am a daytime visitor to the Playhouse Lounge but had a work dinner that made my latest visit an evening one. TL;DR - more limited choices but can get same satisfaction. Quick formalities: Playhouse…

Had some time to kill Sunday evening and saw great reviews here so thought I would stop by. Arrived 830/9-ish, floor was pretty empty customer-wise but there were maybe 10 girls on the floor. Sat at…

Upon entering, there is a security window with no one behind it. After that there’s a security guy with a wand. Some people got patted down but not me, guess they forgot or my clothes…

Went to the Lumberyard on a Thursday night approximately 1 month ago. I arrived around 9:30pm and stayed for an hour or 2. The parking lot was nearly empty. The place is large with 3…

I had gone there on three nights a few years back. The first time was a $35 cover charge. They gave a discount card for free cover for a future trip, which I used to…

I was in tulsa, Oklahoma and decided to hit the clubs there, wasn't feeling it, it was always the same Cuban girls. So I looked up on my GPS and it say 3 hours to…

I was in the area so I swung to the parking lot. I was really surprised to see over 10 vehicles there just afternoon. That seemed promising so I went in. Not much has changed regarding…

I arrived at Bourbon Street at about 9pm on a Sunday night. For the life of me I can't remember how much the cover was but I know it wasn't more than 10$. Now this…

Vivid is a smaller club compared to others in the city. I paid a $20 cover to enter and they had a coat check. As soon as you walk in is the main…

So first things first, if you're expecting a RonJax-esque review with incredibly descriptive details of the stories we all know, you're gonna be disappointed. I'm more of a "don't kiss and tell" kinda guy, but…

Might be the king of off hours clubbing, as this was the second day in a row I've gone to a club that was dead. This was my first time here, pretty basic setup. A ton…

Came here for a second weekend in a row with some friends, all in our 20s. I believe at the door it’s $50 to get in probably due to F1/Halloween weekend hiking the prices. I…

Was told I HAD to experience this place while I was in town. Assumed it was terrible but holding out hope it was going to be sneaky good. Exited the highway onto a street that definitely…

I had a short visit at brads while waiting to check in. The parking lot was pretty packed for 12pm (usually dead), and the inside has about 2-3 patrons and 3 strippers. Spacious. Clean, great bathrooms.…

I feel like I stop by this place 2-3 times per year to to torture myself. 4 of every 5 visits is a complete waste of time, but the couple good ones that I've had…

This is in a completely “normal” part of town on the outskirts of Rochester and nothing else to indicate it would be an area with a strip club. There is a huge porch when you…

I haven't been to blaze in a few months so decided to check it out since I was on that side of town. I arrived after 5 and I took an uber so no parking…

It’s OK to add a little sugar to spaghetti sauce. I don’t care if your 94 year old Italian grandmother only used San Marzano tomatoes and would never add sugar. It’s why I…

Went on a Saturday early afternoon. Actually not long after they opened so I figured it would be a little slow. The place is nice. Two stages surrounded by bars. Got a drink. Don’t know…

So Cocoa Beach on a Tuesday is always hit or miss, of the 3 in the area two were not very good on this particular Tues. Unfortunately this was one of those. Good news is…

Wanted to check this place out again after a year long hiatus. Everything is the same, interior has a nice spacious look to it. Parking lot was quite full for an early afternoon. I did…

You always have to keep (or almost certainly should keep) your relationship with you fav dancers in a certain light. This is a transaction. She doesn’t genuinely like you or enjoy herself. And honestly vice versa. The faster you can accept that and be honest with yourself, the better time you’ll have being entertained. And also accepting that makes…

I’ve been going to Desire for about a year, so I feel like I have a good lay of the land so to speak. Funny enough a dancer told me about this site, so I…

In the Off chance that any of you are from the Dallas area do any of you remember a website? Dfwnites.com? It was similar to this site only centered around clubs in the Dallas metroplex.…