Yikes

Was told I HAD to experience this place while I was in town. Assumed it was terrible but holding out hope it was going to be sneaky good.

Exited the highway onto a street that definitely looked like a strip club was on it. Knew I was getting close. Drove past an abandoned building as the GPS announced I had arrived. Circled back to the windowless, unlit building. Parked in the lot in front. Walked around the corner to the door and noticed two gentlemen keeping a close eye on the lot. Maybe I missed the valet stand?

Watched as another guy walked in before me. By the time I got in he was in heavy discussion an extremely large man sitting in a folding chair next to the door. It became clear this guy wasn't getting in. I started wondering if this was some sort of speakeasy . Was I going to make the cut? Did I need to know a secret code? The guy stormed past me as I mover up for my judgement. The large man grunted. I made the cut.