TSLA stock
Pussylicker2
Ohio
Ever since Trump was elected, Tesla stock has been rising, from under 300 to over 450. So I figured I'd make some easy money and sell some $400 puts. I got about $4, for 6 contracts it was over $2,000. Someone bought those puts. Then, I see pictures of the cyber truck on fire in front of a Trump hotel. Obviously the guy wanted to hurt Trump and Musk. The stock dives below $400, and my puts soar to over $30. That's bad for me, I'll have to buy 600 shares at $400 when it's trading close to $350.
But then, within a day, Elon gives the FBI video from the truck, he unlocks the truck for them. We learn the battery didn't catch fire, the truck didn't blow up, Elon then said they were going to repair the truck! A truck used in a bombing, Elon is going to fix it. Yesterday, TSLA gained $31, closing at $410. My puts expired worthless! I think about the chump who bought my puts. His $4 puts rose to $30, I'll bet he was happy. But, then he lost iTesla. Ha ha ha!
Buy TSLA if you're afraid of bitcoin. It's $410 now, almost certain to hit $500 this year. Remember how Apple wouldn't help the fbi unlock terrorists' phones? They wanted to protect terrorists' privacy. Such a difference between gay-lgbtq apple and tesla.
But then, within a day, Elon gives the FBI video from the truck, he unlocks the truck for them. We learn the battery didn't catch fire, the truck didn't blow up, Elon then said they were going to repair the truck! A truck used in a bombing, Elon is going to fix it. Yesterday, TSLA gained $31, closing at $410. My puts expired worthless! I think about the chump who bought my puts. His $4 puts rose to $30, I'll bet he was happy. But, then he lost iTesla. Ha ha ha!
Buy TSLA if you're afraid of bitcoin. It's $410 now, almost certain to hit $500 this year. Remember how Apple wouldn't help the fbi unlock terrorists' phones? They wanted to protect terrorists' privacy. Such a difference between gay-lgbtq apple and tesla.
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I'm afraid of what BTC will do when Trump loses interest in it. He's mercurial about things like this...he takes a shine to it then eventually something else gets his attention. Not to mention, Cramer thinks BTC is a buy and he's a chronically wrong dipshit. I'll buy after it takes its hit and the government goes back to trying to inflate its debt away.
Bitcoin is a gamblers play, if you have a lot of money you could put 50K on black in a casino game of roulette. That not my style of investing. But if it’s your own money, go for it.
Not just BTC, they say stocks go up on an escalator, down on an elevator. Obviously they've never been in biotechs, when up elevators are common (based on clinical trial results).
"I haven't paid any attention to Cramer for years. Hearing that Cramer calls it a buy is worrisome."
How anyone takes him seriously is a mystery to me.
"I totally disagree about Trump being mercurial, it seems to me he's been pretty consistent."
He's mercurial about EVERYTHING. Maybe he'll actually carry through on crypto? Wouldn't be the first thing he starts but doesn't finish.
"I’ve owned Tesla for over three years, it’s a buy and hold for me."
I may need to liquidate some stock near term, but I think long term it's going up.
"she has a pretty good stake in Space C...^ not space c Space X."
LOL I thought there was a competitor I didn't know about...
Hell, the last time this lion saw someone driving a cybertruck the driver had a nozzle on his head that was squirting out vinegar and water. At least that’s what I think happened. I was in a bit intoxicated on my drivin’ whiskey, so who the fuck knows what really happened?
But I digress…this thread is about investment advice. This rick doesn’t take investment advice from demented perverts, although they are sometimes correct about thing. Y’know…sorta like how a broken clock is right twice a day.
But I worry about the OP because I think he was the weirdo pervert that was all into Hawk Tuah coin. In fact, I think he said that he wanted to blow random guys in an alley to make extra cash to invest in the Hawk Tuah coin. I don’t think he’s a reliable source of investment advice. ROAR!!!
Bacon!!
When investments begin to stagnate due to stagflation in the coming years, trump will be long dead to hear any criticisms of his failed governance. We may be entering a new period where holding treasuries on the short end less than 5 years is the smart bet, but dollar cost averaging will pay off for long term investors, except that will need to be over 10 years to see that payoff. Boomers will not be happy with the next decade of investing, especially in tech.
"The fact is being a bully is no way to govern".
Wrong. It's the ONLY way to govern.