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Checked out Chicas Locas for the first time on a Wednesday night. Free parking, $10 cover, and $8 domestic beers. Smaller than how it appears on the outside. There’s two clubs on the property, topless…

Price: Valet parking is $7. A Diet Coke is $9 plus tip, and the cover charge is $20. If you arrive before 7 PM, I believe there is no cover fee. The small rooms cost…

The thing I like most about the place was the takeout, otherwise I wouldn’t return. A friend of mine told me about this place and I thought I’d swing by one night when she wasn’t…

With another terrible snow year in New England, I decided on a Friday at Sunday River, as the 50 mph winds would finally die down. When conditions in New England are awful, Sunday River is…

I keep periodically stopping by Keepers as it's very conveniently located off I-95 and as I have said before, can be a worthwhile visit depending on who's working. On the other hand, it can be…

Visited on a Tuesday in January 2025 around 11pm. The cover was $27 and getting in was quick after the metal detector. If you’re tryna catch a vibe and chill , this is a decent spot.…

The basics - It's in the smack middle of a very residential neighborhood. Trust your GPS or you would likely miss it. There are no very visible signs and the best landmark is the corner…

I had some free time this past Friday and was in the area so decided to stop. It has been over a year since my last visit and it seems like nothing has changed. The…

Once again, I awoke with a burning desire to be desplooginated by a woman of questionable morals whom I had never met before. I am unsure why I so often awake with this strange fixation…

I've been here a few times on the weekends when they are pretty busy. For whatever reason I decided to come on a weekday which was a mistake. Parking was easy, literally only 2 or…

I had heard that cheerleaders had remodeled so when it was dead at one of my other regular spots I figured that I would swing by. Already preferred the parking lot as it was well lit…

Stopped in for a visit. Paid Maria my $10 cover, giving me entry, and 2 non alcoholic drinks, to this BYOB. The bar was not busy, but there were a decent amount of girls working.…

As others have mentioned the restrictions on front facing/straddling seem to have been lifted as all the girls are doing it again. Yay! My visit this time was brief and as usual 10 for parking…

Forget smash or pass, how much game or money do you have to spend to get a girl like this or to be a regular: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEsw5loSgsK/?igsh=MXB0ZjlhcTZ1aHo2aQ==

👽 I Wonder What People Would Do If They Saw Their Ex Girlfriend Or Ex Girls From H.S., College, Or Work @ Da' $Strip Club & Found Dat' They Were The $Dancer There. How Bout'…

After leaving The House, I went to EI. Arrived around 230 A.M. Friday night, after the snow had stopped. I parked next door to EI, at a bail bondsman building. No charge to park. I…

This seems to be a new club. It is adjacent to Rick's. I arrived around 9 on a blustery Friday. There was no cover just a requested tip. I tossed in about 5. The…

Went on a Monday evening in December. No ID check, cover was $10 I think, didn't get a drink so can't comment on prices there. Only 3 dancers and the place was pretty dead, but they…

Went on a weeknight a few months ago. Second time, but it had been a few years so I forgot most of things about it. I knew going in that it's expensive, just…

Arrived at The House around 1130pm on Friday night, during the snow. I parked across the street, ...on a side street at a diagonal from the front of the club. I would like to share…

I had some time to kill so I stopped by this place just to see what it was. Granted, this was mid afternoon on a Sunday but they're only open during the day and several…

Stopped in on Tuesday afternoon to hopefully see one or two of my preferred dancers. The parking lot was pretty empty. I paid the 16 dollar fee and got metal detected. Hit the rest…

Mmmmmmm...... Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DC41_K3u7SH/?igsh=MXJreTB1MXcwMHF5YQ==

This review will cover three visits over the past month. The first visit was the Friday night of the Christmas party. I got there about 9pm and the lot and everything near it was full. $10…

3rd time visiting this club at night time, got in 11ish Parking: $20 Entry: $20-30 Dances: $10 Girls: Variety of body types, mostly thick and slim thick. Club composed of mostly black girls (light skin…

I went to this club last year around the same time of year ( I visit in January). My visit last year wasn't very good, I felt somewhat ripped off, and stated as much…

Made a stop into Hank’s after leaving the airport the night of the snowstorm. The roads were TERRIBLE. My thought was killing some time at H8 would give them more time to clean up the…

Stopped in here for the first time since covid last night. Exterior and parking wise, it’s all the same. Located right off 35, with parking along the right and back of the building. Inside, the…

I got to Vivide around 9:30pm a week ago, and the parking attendant said parking was $20. I paid that and then went for the security pat down, then paid the cover (I think it…

I've been to the club many times over the years, and it hasn't really changed, so I'll do a brief recap. Cover is 7 bucks, but they don't really charge it till the girls…

Quick notes: Topless Bar Cover 8pm 10$ Domestic Beer 5$ Full Kitchen and Full Bar. First time here and decided to check it out since it was on my list. I come to Phx every now and then to…

I had some time to kill on this side of town on a Friday around 3pm, decided to stop by 205, it's been some time since I've visited. The parking in the back was pretty full,…

Smash, or pass? https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEiKlLiMJ7l/?igsh=cjhnYmxuZHU3a2lw

New to this site, but have been to a couple clubs in the area here. Went to Desire on a Saturday night about three weeks ago. I have to say this is probably the best…

This is such a great club to spend a weekday afternoon. Even on a weekday, your money goes a long way. Five bucks gets you in the door (I remember when it was three!). I…

I'm relatively new to the strip club scene and I'm looking to enhance my experiences by learning how to have more engaging conversations with dancers. I've found that a good conversation beforehand often leads to…

Was supposed to meet a buddy of mine at the casino and he was a no show so I did the only thing I could - went solo to a strip club... I have always enjoyed…