the ultimate strip club list

In American clubs this lions prefers plausible sounding middle America names like Julie or Amanda over the something like Desire or Sexxxy or Bigtits McGee. What do you damn dirty apes like? Of course, the line…

Gave this place a second try because I had a pretty good time my first go around. Thank you guys for the helpful comment and messages about the free entry with the instagram post, but…

I went to Rick’s for the first time on a Wednesday evening post the Knicks game recently. For those who don’t know, promoters for the club hang out outside MSG post games with free entry…

I dropped in to this place because it’s close by and I haven’t been in a while. Last time was an odd experience. Anyways - it’s on a Main Street with an auto parts store…

Intro Playmates is one of the few clubs in the south area of Miami that can at times be a solid alternative to the more popular clubs up north such a Cheetah Hallandale and Toots.…

Went to the Mint tonight ( Tuesday) after 9pm. Its a hood club fenced in. I think I arrive too early cuz I was the only custome but the 3 dancers were there…

Rolled in around 1 pm and it was totally dead. Place is large with a stage in the middle and two bars. One right as you walk in and another in the back. There was…

Arrived on a Tuesday around 3pm, no cover just the wand. Upon entering it was very dark and had to take some time to adjust. Door guy asked table or bar, and I opt'ed for…

Smaller bar. Budlight bottle cost $3. Barmaid was somewhat friendly. About 7 other patrons and I saw 3 girls. First to approach was Unique. Chunky AA girl with very nice personality. Allows a lot of…

Price: I didn't pay for valet parking since I parked across the street. I also didn't pay a cover charge as I got in just before 7:00 PM. The coat check fee was $2. A…

This club is in Pasadena, not in Houston. I walked in late afternoon before 6 pm. The cover charge was ten dollars. When you walk in the stage is in the center,…

Went to the club on a Sunday to watch some football and see hot chicks. The bartender was an 11. Looked like some work on the titties, but very well done, and honestly she was…

Straight fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 Sizzle to the touch. Tssssssssss. Now they are also homeless and desperate. And that's where we swoop in to take advantage of that situation. I'm gonna be renting out a room at a super 8,…

I’ve been going to this place since the early 90s (it’s literally down the street from where I live) and have posted a few past reviews about it. As others have mentioned, new management…

The club is a small building of rte 20. There's a parking lot up front and it looks like they upgraded the outside a little bit. It's still a hole in the wall but with…

I usually stay within the confines of Hong Kong Club (HK) and Tropical Bar (BT) since my hotel is in that area, ladies from those clubs could go up to the room and primarily because…

Heading to Disney and want to hit up some clubs.. but reviews and rules in Orlando look pretty bad! I’m seeing a couple reviews that seem not totally terrible and like maybe rules have gotten…

Arranged another trip to ATL after having a great experience previously. A big thanks to Will42 and Rod8432 for giving me valuable information on the clubs I wanted to visit. Had thr pleasure…

Me and a couple of buddies decided to come to compare to centerfolds down the street and there is no competition. It was a tuesday so i wasnt expecting a lot but it was worse…

Made my first trip to Club 390 on Friday (1/3). The club is located in an industrial area in the south suburbs of Chicago about an hour drive from O'Hare airport with no traffic.…

Hit up the ol pink house this afternoon. Going here over the years has always been the same. First of all, I came in and paid my cover to Margie. She is probably the hottest…

I stopped by for the Christmas party, which was a rare afternoon opening. Layout details: bathroom is immediately to the left of the entrance and clean by strip club standards. There is a small stage…

I travel to the Seattle area frequently for work and visit Pandora and other clubs (near the airports) once in a while. I have to say that Pandora is in a rising trend. There's construction…

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LvwObROfuhA Gotta be impressed by keeping up that hairdo through years of a zombie apocalypse.

Stopped at Sassys on a recent weeknight, I think it was a Tuesday. The club is located in a fairly urban part of the town. There is a small… like really small parking…

My visit to Baby Dolls Dallas was excellent. First, it was really easy to get to Baby Dolls. It's right off the highway and the parking lot is big and well lit. I went on…

I initially stopped by Sahara Theater for my annual visit, but i came to find out the place had burned down. After some quick Googling, I decided to head to Imperial Showgirls. This club has…

Stopped in on a Sunday in mid December, around 5:30 pm. Club is right off the highway, next to a Toyota dealer and an adult bookstore. As has been reported, parking lot was well lighted,…

There have been a few bikini coffee bars around Houston but this seems to have lasted the longest. Maybe because it is on the outskirts of town in a male heavy business area. It is…

I stopped by the purple cube in South Philly on a Thursday around 2PM. It's hit or miss at this time of the day. Sometimes there are a lot of girls, and other times hardly…