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Went on a Sunday afternoon and stayed from about 2pm-5pm. At least 2-3 dozen ladies there, and probably only a dozen guys. There was no issue getting a girl's attention here. First lady (super-hot…

The best part of the Penns Port Pub is that it never changes. Its truly a dive bar with naked women. I went most recently on a Thursday night at 9:30. For the essentials: You…

I had been to this club 2-3 years and had a decent, albeit fairly tame, time so was hopeful to repeat on a recent three night work trip to Nashville. I ubered over to the…

You damn dirty apes are trying to resurrect the frickin’ woolly mammoth and have started by creating the woolly mouse. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/company-seeking-to-resurrect-the-woolly-mammoth-creates-a-woolly-mouse/ This lion would like to say two things. First, if you want a bunch of creatures…

Had a recent work trip to southern California so added two days on the front end of my work trip to visit Tijuana. Once over the border I take the bus up to Revolucion and…

Title couldn’t say it all. If the point of American society isn't to care for each other and make things better for American people, and the planet, then what's the point?

I had a non-work trip to Europe and booked my return flight home via Frankfurt with a 21 hour layover. This was only 2-3 weeks after my recent two day bender in Tijuana so was…

I went on a Friday afternoon, on the road and this is always a good pit stop. So the basics of the place are covered by a lot of reviews about this place; bar…

Feeling bored on a Monday night and decided to venture back out to Romeos Castle, $5 cover and $6 beer. Only one other John in the place when I arrived and he left…

Wow, I’ve been to strip clubs all over the country and this place is one of the worst! The actual venue is nice but there’s no parking except street parking and a super sketchy lot…

City Lights is in a safe area but far from public transportation so you’re going to have to uber or drive. Walked in around 11pm. $20 cover. Metal detector and pat-down. Also checked my ID…

Went to Kittens, first time ever and probably will not return. Tuesday afternoon in a sellers market is not great. Regular rates are 3 for 100 to 120. Xtras were much higher,…

I can't click on or see pending reviews anymore, and can't approve them, unlike before. Has something broken on the site? Or is there a new policy? There's all these changes on the site that keep…

What to say about the good old VIP's Gentleman's Club in Orange. Located on a main street it has that depressing past its sell by date vibe going on. Almost a cliche…

Heres a detailed review of a famous place in paterson. Went on a friday morning. Alot of hot latin women. Id say most women were 40 plus, but occassional 20 year old. Plenty of enhanced…

Made my way into the club around 11am on a wed and was charged the low entrance fee. It's a requirement to get a drink but I always just get water anyways. I sat down and…

Visited on a Sunday night after dropping a friend off at BWI. Arrived just past 7 and the bartender was still setting up. The vibe of the club is great, old Americana cozy with an…

Got out of work early on this day, thought I'd get some relief to tackle the rest of the week. Pulled into the lot which was about half full. The layout has not changed, same…

I really wanted to like this place. Gave it every opportunity to shine. After two visits, though, I can't see myself returning for a third attempt. The club is located on a main road filled…

Xsensual Foster was a little hard to find the entrance and right off the main road. Ended up having to park down the street and walk a bit. Upon entry the place was dark and…

I do not remember her name, but I got a dance from a spinner type. They are fully clothed in vip and its 150 dollars for 15 minutes. If you want to…

The day was the first Friday in February, which traditionally in this area is when Wing Bowl used to be. As I understand it, this was also one of the biggest days of the year…

Had a rare instance where I found myself in the city in the evening and decided to make the most of it. Having already indulged in a WOC-based club earlier in the day at La…

What’s the best SC’s in San Diego for great mileage? Yes I know, TJ is the spot! I’m heading there but have to make a quick stop in SD for a day or two

Is anyone thumbs up on this? I just feel like, just out of politeness, they could wait till after I'm dead for this, won't be that long.

She trimmed off the short hairs on my ears. I asked her if she did it to her boyfriend too. She said no, only his butt hairs. Not loaning her my scissors

Always a $5 entree fee and a ticket. I give the ticket to the waitress when I order my 1st drink. I never understood why but I play along. I visit Bogies 3-4 times a year…

Visited Monday at noon. Thought it might be busier because of spring training, but it was amazingly dead. The parking lot only had about 20 cars in it when I arrived at noon and I…

Anyone out there who knows the Daytona Beach club scene well enough to provide any intel on the slim chance of getting extras in the clubs? I know the extras scene has has mostly…

Cheerleaders is my favorite strip club in the Burgh - particularly on Tuesdays when they have 2 for 1 lap dances ($25 a piece normally) and $2 coors lite beers. This special is a…

A buddy from work suggested that I stop in here one night after work so I went to check it out. I arrived at around 7:30pm to meet my buddy from work. There was no…

Visited Kittens on a Saturday night recently with a friend who was visiting from overseas. Pulled up and enjoyed dinner and a couple of beers at the restaurant / lounge next door - food…

I visited on a Friday evening a little before 10. No charge to self park, valet wasn't an option much less a requirement. $20 cover, complimentary pat down. Cover was up from…

I was back in Globe last Saturday, 1st March. After my previous trip last September I was really looking forward to returning again. My trip to Globe from Zurich didn't go smoothly because of rail…

It was time for another visit for what has become my "go to" spot. For those of you unfamiliar, the basics are as follows: - large lot with free parking, although with the snow piled…