The same as always, which is great.
The best part of the Penns Port Pub is that it never changes. Its truly a dive bar with naked women. I went most recently on a Thursday night at 9:30.
For the essentials: You go in the main door and you are immediately facing the small end of a rectangle bar, with seats on 3 sides. In the middle is a tiny stage (maybe 4x4) with a single pole. Cash only, but a fair selection of drink options. Never any cover charge. Can of PBR is $5. Variety of cans and bottles plus liquor available, no beers on tap. There are no lap dances, no booths, no VIP. Just girls dancing to 3 songs on stage (typically bra and panties, topless then full nude), followed by a tip walk along the bar itself. The girls are genuinely friendly. They collect tips, but aren't trying to sell you on any extras. I typically tip $5 or so while they are on stage, and another $5 on the walk. Often they'll show you their kitty up close for tips. Your money goes a long way here, it'd be hard to spend more than $50 or $60 in an hour.
They aren't open late and things seem to wind down closer to 11:30. The staff are friendly, and there are lots of regulars. They post the dancer lineup on Instagram, so if you have someone you want to see, check there first.
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