Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

Solid Seattle Sat

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Horatio45
Mar 4, 2025, 4:33 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Visited Kittens on a Saturday night recently with a friend who was visiting from overseas. Pulled up and enjoyed dinner and a couple of beers at the restaurant / lounge next door - food surprisingly OK and bar not totally a shithole.

 

We rolled into the club after food and a few drinks to essentially a giant open room, two stages, and super cheap restaurant supply style chairs awkwardly laid out in rows of seating. We took a seat around 8p on a sat night, plenty of girls - all shapes and sizes, and hung out / met some girls / waited for the right ones to swing by to hang out with + grab some dances.

 

I ended up negotiating 3/$100 which I think is relatively standard. Dances were very high mileage, which was expected after the handshake I received upon meeting said stripper.

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