The All New Dancers Ranch
3000 6th St SW Cedar Rapids, IA 52404

Fun Night - Keep Expectations Low

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Bob Dallas
Mar 26, 2025, 2:11 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Was back in Iowa for work and decided to try out some clubs. I arrived at the club near opening at 9pm. The club is located south of Cedar Rapids and a few miles north of the other club. I felt safe. It was right next to a John Deer dealership. On first impressions, the club was very dated and didn't seem that clean. As you walk in there's a bouncer that collect the cover ($5) and then there's a bar on your left (was completely full) and a stage in the middle of the room with normal uncomfortable chairs sprinkled around.

 

This ended up being a quick in and out. I only saw 1 dancer as it appears to be more of a regulars club. But the range was 4 - 6. The first and only girl that approached me quoted $30 a dance or 2 for $40. I took the 2 for 40 option and off we went. This dance was in a shared room and another patron was getting a dance. The room was dark and big enough to not get bothered tho.

 

The woman started dancing and wow. She grinded like crazy and I had to slow her down to not bust. End up doing two more songs before i decided on the champagne room. This room was $120 for 15 minutes and everything was on the table. I opted for a very hard grind, but she still rubbed my little head on top of the pants quite aggressively with her hands. I ended up getting the LDK, tipped, and headed out.

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