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review
published 3 yrs ago
[ISHMAEL'S REVIEW] Quiet Sunday with Ivanna
reviewed by
Call.Me.Ishmael

8.0

If you're already familiar with Club Desire, then read the "Quick Notes," "My Visit," and "Dancer Notes" sections. Everything else is boilerplate content that's intended for those who are unfamiliar with the club.

::: QUICK…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Novelty Place
reviewed by
Lifestylecpl

7.0

We had some friends visiting from out of town who were really into hookah. Quick google search looking for a hookah bar and we found this place. It was a novelty for them strip club/hookah…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Lamer than I experienced in June
reviewed by
deepthinker

5.3

My last review of Rickey's was in June.
Now that Spot Lite is closed, I opted for something different: Rickey's. There was no door fee and I paid only $5 for a drink when I sat…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Anyone new?
posted by
Justindawg80

I see the outside is getting renovations, maybe an expansion. Has anyone been here in last couple of months? Anything or anyone new to report?

review
published 3 yrs ago
Christmas party
reviewed by
barron15

7.7

The location is off the highway and easy to get to. When going to the party, the one thing I noticed arriving around 8 pm was that the parking lot was packed. There was complimentary…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Handling bad news
posted by
nicespice

100% serious thread.

Used to have this regular who came in once a week pretty reliably. Eventually the reliability falls off once he’s paying 10k a month because his wife moves to a living facility.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
NADA!
reviewed by
amalfidrive

1.3

How do you write a review when there's nothing to review. To satisfy all the critics about the layout: This is a stand alone building on a suburban road. There's a large lighted parking lot…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Hot Girls, but Only Medium Mileage
reviewed by
jacej

8.3

TL; DR: Thursday afternoon visit; upscale large club with nightclub vibe; girls are mostly white or Latina split about 60/40; all nude; $25 and $35 dances; girls are hot, but mileage is limited; not…

review
published 3 yrs ago
High Mileage Visit with the B Team
reviewed by
jacej

8.0

TL; DR: One of the most active day shifts in the area; very high mileage; mostly Cubans/Latinas; dayshift talent was just ok and ranged from 5-7s; $10 table dances and $25 open room dances available;…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Low Quality Talent - I'd Only Come Back if I had no Other Options
reviewed by
jacej

5.3

TL; DR: Small club with one stage and one bar; quality of the girls were not that good and were 4-6s, with maybe a few 6.5s; many girls are overweight, and a few were REALLY…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Mediocre Talent, with a few Diamonds in the Rough
reviewed by
jacej

7.0

TL; DR: Not that busy for a Friday night, $15 cover, about half Caucasian half AA, most girls were mediocre and a little overweight, though there were two good looking ones. Music was hip hop…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Not Much Fun On This Saturday At Scarlet Lounge
reviewed by
Retired

6.0

Spent this rainy Saturday morning visiting three clubs. Here is a quick comment about the dancers at my first stop, The Venue, and then I will go in to the Scarlet Lounge review. At…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Chris Wallace retiring from Fox News Sunday
posted by
gammanu95

He announced that today was his last show. He enjoyed working for Fox News, said his show was never interfered with, and he wanted to move on to something beyond politics. I guess…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Getting Back to the Rocket City
reviewed by
chattguy123

6.0

This is a review over three visits. Business travel has picked back up for me since the middle of october and I find myself back in huntsville about every two weeks. Uncle Bucks is located…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Most Gross
posted by
Huntsman

We need a few laughs these dreary days. Customers and dancers, what’s the most gross thing you’ve ever done in a strip club?

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review
published 3 yrs ago
new location - first impressions
reviewed by
skiflex62

7.0

There are over 100 reviews of Mary’s here already. I’m submitting a new one anyway because they just moved to a new location nearby, at 503 W. Burnside, so I stopped in on opening night…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Thursday
reviewed by
SneakySecret2

9.3

It’s been a while since my last review, but this is my favorite club to frequent, so figured I’d write up a review of my recent visit.

Not much has changed since prepandemic to post…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Tuesday night vanity visit
reviewed by
MC8594

8.3

Had a few days off work so swing by vanity on a Tuesday night. Got there around 9:30 and was the only patron in the club until a friend met me there at 11. Kind…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
I'm going to sue Facebook
posted by
Dave_Anderson

These fucking piss ants not only suspended ny account simply for my opinion but now they are demanding a photo ID so I can even go back and delete my account. Enough is fucking…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Even California voters reject affirmative action, corporate America says "fuck y
posted by
Dave_Anderson

Even the far left, non-white majority voters in California voted by over 57% to reject re-intstating quota based affirmative action in 2020. Yet, corporate America continues to ignore clear public sentiment against this non-sense.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Super fun first time at Platinum Dollz
reviewed by
Bigreddelicious

5.7

Went here on a weeknight trying something new. The place itself is nice, felt like a pub more than a strip club. As you enter the restrooms are directly in front of you, there is…

review
published 3 yrs ago
No customers, no entertainers, no action.
reviewed by
moebob

1.3

Not worth a review except to let people know that they probably should not visit this club. To make a short story even shorter, I have never been to a club and had this kind…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
What time do you consider it to be evening time ?
posted by
Papi_Chulo

When reading reviews, for me the time of the visit is somewhat important since the vibe of the club can depend on the time of visit.

It is not unusual for some reviewers to consider 5pm…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Not as good as the last time on Friday evening
reviewed by
Stu815

8.3

Stopped by The Pic on Friday evening for the second time in six months. I arrived earlier tonight (mid December) than last time (mid-July) -- 5:30 versus 8:30 pm), so I was not expecting…

review
published 3 yrs ago
TDs Thursday night
reviewed by
weez1234

6.7

Went on Thursday night after football was over. There ware about 8-10 girls there, ranging from 5's to 7's. I paid my $10 cover, got wanded & bought a bottle of beer from the door…