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started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Dancers on stage with plug in
posted by
occurious

I confess I don't go to a lot of clubs but enough that I think I've seen a lot over the years. Also I tend to like to go to the clubs that are more…

review
published 3 yrs ago
$25 or to go fuck myself, OVER POOL
reviewed by
FilbertTheBold

2.7

Let me start out by saying I’m no virgin when it comes to strip clubs, so when I say this is one of the worst clubs, with the worst service, and the most attitude from…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Hot Columbian Dancer
reviewed by
Bones1994

7.0

I arrived at B.A. at 6:30pm on Saturday, December 18, 2021. Parking was easy as I got a spot in front of the entrance.

I’ve described this club in previous reviews but have never used…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Good place for short dances
reviewed by
vqmpcdsams

5.3

Place:
$10 cover to get in. Seems pretty safe once you're in. It has two floors. The first floor is a long bar with stools. The bar and wall are about 3 feet apart, so it…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Extinction of the Fugly/Morbidly Obese Stripper?
posted by
Muddy

I've been starting to hit a lot more clubs recently now that we've been coming out of these shutdowns and although it's somewhat anecdotal, I'm just not seeing that bottom of the barrel stripper that…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Could be good but crazy lap dance charge
reviewed by
PeterGriffin000

3.7

Convenient location right off I-84. Nice big bar.
Usually several girls.
They finally renovated the bathroom but it is just urinals and one open toilet. No stalls.…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Describe the last woman you banged
posted by
Tetradon

Title says it all.

Civvie or pro, describe the last woman you've been with.

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
NYPD rookie gives lieutenant lap dance
posted by
jackslash

That looks like a pretty good lap dance. She's wasting her talents becoming a cop.

nypost.com

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Brooklyn, IL 2AMer

BROOKLYN, Ill. (KMOV.com) - A St. Louis man died and three other men were wounded in a shooting that happened in Brooklyn, Illinois overnight.

Police say the shooting happened in the parking lot of what used…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Price $ goes up. Quality is down. I no longer identify myself as TJ monger.
reviewed by
BrokeStudent

5.3

I will try to make this review as brief, yet informative as possible.
Day & Time of Visit: Wed Night around 9 pm.

Border Crossing into Mexico
As I have asked in the TJ Monger discussion,…

review
published 3 yrs ago
This would be my go-to if I lived here!
reviewed by
Tacoma101

6.7

Ok, here are my notes. 4:15pm arrival on Saturday. 12/18
Parking was tight but there is a dirt lot open in back for more spots.
Pat down at entrance. He's the only security in the place and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Quick but satisfactory
reviewed by
will42

10.0

Stopped by Saturday, the day after there Christmas party. $10 cover and in I went, it looked like the upstairs was not completely off limits but it was empty.

I went down and immediately got…

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published 3 yrs ago
Day Shift Open Again
reviewed by
jsully63

7.0

Came in on a Friday afternoon around 2. They recently started up day shift on Friday. Pre Covid the club had a day shift on Friday and Saturday. Currently it’s Friday only.

The club is…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Out of business
reviewed by
Tommy5060

1.0

Instead of a regular review this is an FYI. If the shooting this past summer didn't kill this club the events of the other night will.

This place caught fire and when the Fire Department…

review
published 3 yrs ago
You Don’t Need 20-30 Girls to have a Good Time!
reviewed by
FLAP3000

8.0

I know, I know. I work for Sugar’s and want to say positive things about it to drive up business.

Do I get the coveted “club ad of the day” award?

Anywho, I am new…

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published 3 yrs ago
Confused Club
reviewed by
doublehelix

5.0

I will start this off with I was there Sept long weekend about 2 years ago. You pull up to this place and parking is terrible. I finally park and head into the club, it…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Decent Club
reviewed by
chibchib

7.3

This review is a couple weeks old. I have been to Gold Room many times in the past. I stopped by after having dinner and drinks with a friend, and I hadn't been there is…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Cool club, need a second visit to assess more fully
reviewed by
captainfun

7.7

First time visitor to Ocean's on a recent Wednesday. One prior visit the place was closed. Initially I arrived around 3 pm and it was closed. So I ventured over to Polekatz in Bridgeview for…

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published 3 yrs ago
Sexy dance in the VIP room
reviewed by
Ballsohard

6.7

Stopped by Cheetah's by myself on a Saturday night. It had been a while since I've been to a strip club and I was feeling frisky.

Was greeted at the door by a friendly doorman, paid…

review
published 3 yrs ago
HK: setting the bar for all others
reviewed by
captainfun

7.7

This trip has been a long time coming. I lived in Tijuana for a year over 20 years ago but that was long before I ventured into the world of strip clubs. If I had…

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published 3 yrs ago
Another fun visit at the Cheetah
reviewed by
DroidX

8.0

Returned to South Florida a couple weeks ago for fishing, and decided to hit up the Cheetah in West Palm. I had visited in July with success, and decided to visit again.

I arrived at the…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Howley Luyeah!

Hello my faithful brethren of tuscl! It is Sunday morning and I Have I got a special treat for all of you! I have been preachin da word and da gospel and here is da…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Generally good experience for most days
reviewed by
duduma

8.3

The club is just beside the Hollywood Casino; tried out 4 days in a row around 3-4 PM everyday. There are generally 3-5 girls everyday, at any given time 2-5 customers. Mixed dancer types.

Only beer/…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Border crossing and covid testing
posted by
giveitayank

Has anyone crossed the border from Tijuana into the USA since Biden mandated the Covid testing for everyone entering the USA? I think the mandate only applies to air travel.

review
published 3 yrs ago
KOD better than I thought it would be
reviewed by
boblovesbooobs

8.0

I have checked out KOD a few times in the past couple months and it is much better than I expected. You have to show your ID and they scan it before you can enter.…