Dance with a tuscl legend

One night in town and time to visit one club. Based on reviews decided that Cowboys had the level of depravity that I required. Normal cover charge and a beer was typical strip club pricing. Girls rotated between two stages and did two song sets per stage. Songs were managed by the dj who talked unintelligibly between songs as they often do. Seriously do they go to strip club dj school to learn how to not b e understood at all when rocking the mic?

There were about a dozen girls who fit a variety of descriptions and talents and I sat through the entire rotation of talent. In the time was approached by one dancer who really shouldn't be dancing unless you're into that, but I'm not here to judge but I guess i just did. Went up to tip at the stage with the TUSCL renowned dancer who has been reviewed on here many times and can be recognized by a piece of jewelry where the sun doesn't shine. She was one of the few girls who was not shy about opening up the lips to heaven while moving about on stage. Decided if I was betting on one whorse tonight it would be her.

She stopped by my table and let me know the dance rates. The $200 for 20 minutes seemed to be the best deal mathematically based on song length to individual dance ratio. And since I was already letting little jblong make monetary decisions it would be an expensive night. We disappeared in a private stall with a sliding barn door and I was asked to remove my belt. (newbies-this is code for your gonna get offered extras.) Several options were in fact offered and I went for the least expensive of the two. $ for a full length french lesson without any gargling. Pro tip- bring your drink and the little napkin they give you into the room with you. Your welcome. Both wallet and lil JBlong were drained and tired at this point and I proceeded to do the walk of fame/shame out of there.