the ultimate strip club list

Went with my gf on a Sunday night late. Even then they still charged a cover for us both. Few patrons and probably 4 girls. Chill bartender, Mike was great. Drinks are very reasonable, 3-5…

I found myself going to Desires too much and every time I went in a certain dancer would spend time with me to the point where I wasn’t able to talk to other dancers and…

If someone would just call Steven Seagul. Isn’t he a Russian citizen and Putins buddy? In Under Siege he defeated everyone on an entire aircraft carrier with his bare hands! If 40,000…

I finally checked Globe of my bucket list. Arrived at 2:00pm for public sex day. After a quick shower and breakfast the show started. 7 couples on stage sucking and fucking and surrounded by a…

Got there last Wednesday. Had dances from several girls. I only remember Mimi's name as her's was the only memorable tableside dance. The rest were very hands on both ways, but very…

Late Friday night visit. This is a fairly small club wedged onto the side of a little shopping center. When you walk in the stage is in front with some small tables and chairs scattered…

This review is based off several visits. This is one of the main clubs I go to when I’m town. It’s the ultimate hit or miss club though, more to come on that. Dolphin opens…

I stopped on a Friday afternoon a little after opening. When I arrived, I had to pay a $2 cover to enter. I was given change and told me that it was 2 for 1…

I was going to wait to post this review so I can get a free month but I just had to. This club was by far, the worst experience that I ever had. It wasn't…

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I’m actually a dancer I like the staff here the bartenders are always a good time and I did enjoy my time being here. I really don’t like the customers they made it so uncomfortable…

So this just around the corner from the other Beltsville club. If it wasn't for the trail of flashing signs, I would have never found the place. It is located in an industrial area, but…

Located on the service road in front of target. On the opposite corners of the interstate intersection you've got Walmart and twin peaks, and then another corner has hooters and a bunch of smaller restraunts.…

The Merriam-Webster word of the day for February 28 is 'founder' as in: "When the police catch you in the back seat of your car with a prostitute, you can't just claim you founder there"

This was my first time back to Cheetah's in a while. I went a couple of weekends ago. I arrived on a saturday night a little after 10 pm. I was able to find…

Paid another visit to Nicole's, first Tim ou in a out 2 years due to pandemic. It was about 4PM, no one else there except for the older lady behind the counter and 3…

Cab II was one of my favorite clubs before the pandemic, probably because it has yet to install cameras in the lap dance booths. It reminds me of days gone by when dancers were a…

Right off a main road, you'll be seen walking from your car to the front door by everyone passing by. Walk in early enough and there won't be a bouncer. But even when there is…

I rolled thru on a cold and cloudy Saturday afternoon. Severe snow squalls expected in the afternoon and they certainly ripped thru at around 3pm. It was awesome. Anyway, the PH sits right on Rt…

Just curious if anyone had this happened before. Dances started out normal but slowly converted into BDSM session. Suddenly I became the S.. we're talking about slapping, her fingers down my…

To sort of springboard off Nice's last thread. I heard about a situation with one club where maybe the reviewers were getting a little too detailed with some of the physical descriptions of the lineup…