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started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
The End of “The Block” in Baltimore?

baltimoresun.com

Last call could come a lot earlier for dancers and patrons at strip clubs on The Block in Baltimore, as police and politicians are trying to force a 10 p.m. closing time in the adult…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Pleasantly surprised!
reviewed by
calrod

7.7

In the Bay Area now and back to clubbing after a very very long hiatus, went to this club instead of any sf clubs since sf clubs are known for very high price for even…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Slow night but got my time’s worth
reviewed by
experiment76

8.0

Pulled in the parking lot about 9pm, kinda empty. Presented the instagram post for half off and paid $10, which used to be the regular price several years ago. $20 is pretty steep for this…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Still the Diamond.
reviewed by
oldguy

6.3

Went mid-week and first surprise was cover charge was $20. That did NOT include a wrist band, which is needed for access to private dance-land and the upstairs club (which was not open). So that…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Shocking CoVid data from UK
posted by
mark94

A government memo made public has just revealed that the vast majority of people recorded as dying from CoVid in the UK had, on average, 4 co-morbidities. Only 17,000 people died exclusively from CoVid. The…

review
published 3 yrs ago
I counted 15 and always have enjoyed their dancers.
reviewed by
PepsiMan

7.3

Drove into the free lot with very few cars. I counted 9 but the back lot was full. Watch out for all the potholes especially a few right as you drive in.…

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published 3 yrs ago
My “oasis” would not be here
reviewed by
Takemymoney

4.3

So for a quick recap of the layout: Walk through front door and pay the door man. (Past couple times it’s been a less than enthusiastic gentleman that will provide zero insight as far as…

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published 3 yrs ago
Good time, a few hotties, expensive LDs
reviewed by
DoctorTom

6.0

Hadn't been here in a long while and decided to spend a few hours on a Wednesday evening. Some of the old regular dancers were there and a few new hotties.

The location has been…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Curiosity got the best of me. Confirmed...
reviewed by
Glockv1911

6.0

Well...very popular for its 'reasons'. Location is industrial-like and lighting is okay outside, but the area isn't well maintained.

There was a sign for a mask, but nobody was wearing one. Door man takes your money.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
GPS Day
reviewed by
smackattack

5.7

Stopped into Lucky's on an afternoon. Parking lot is fine safe. The parking lot js dirt so it does get muddy. Also you can get blocked in easy. Don't make that mistake, I…

review
published 3 yrs ago
first of many.
reviewed by
cakecoma

8.0

Took my monthly stroll down Michigan avenue a few Mondays back. Hoping to meet up with my cf and maybe even make a new friend after if I had time. Pulled into flight club and…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Looking for a dancer from about a year ago.
posted by
hoosierguy90

Used to come here and hang out with a Russian girl on the evening shift. Name was Yanna, skinny brunette. Just wondering if she still dances. Haven't been in the area for a while but…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Audrina, Maala, Dallas & London
reviewed by
HappyButNotLucky

8.3

The previous time I was at this club a few weeks back, it was fun time with Daniela & Leah. This time I did not see Daniela but I did see Leah. As always, she…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Q&A/queencarmen
posted by
Muddy

Talking today to queencarmen somebody who’s danced all over Massachusetts. She was nice enough to give us some time and insight.
Catch her at Centerfolds in Boston, Mardi Gras in Springfield or Alex’s in Stoughton.

  1. When…
review
published 3 yrs ago
Friday Night at Perfect 10
reviewed by
qwertyng

6.7

Came on a busy Friday but was able to find self-parking in their lot. Cover fee was $20. Walking in, the club is pretty spread out with a walkway down the middle and a huge…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Still the same, always worth a visit.
reviewed by
chipe

5.7

I drove by Mons as a warm up but there were only 2 cars in the parking lot so I skipped it and headed to Scarlott’s. It has been a couple of years since i…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Worst dance ever.
posted by
shadowcat

I think I got mine yesterday at a nude club known for extras. It was her first day at this club having just moved here from Chattanooga TN. She was cute and friendly but it…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Breakin' 2 Electric Taboogaloo
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Elizabeth, NJ. Wednesday night just after midnight just came from breathless. Area seems fine. Guarded parking lot by some guy. Spots are tight but I found one. Walk in, no cover on this night. Greeted…

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published 3 yrs ago
No, Breath More
reviewed by
Muddy

7.3

Rahway, NJ. Wednesday night. Around 1145. Just came from Allure in Staten Isalnd. This club is right near a water tower. I park on the street, I just never park in the back lot but…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Fun time but most girls cling to regulars.
reviewed by
govangogh

7.3

This club is under new management and it shows. Everything is clean and well maintained. Bar provides food, beer, cocktails, or shots. There is one main stage, the only one I ever…

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published 3 yrs ago
Might be promising but will take repeat visits to find out
reviewed by
BadBob

7.0

Stopped in at 7 because I was in the area.
tl;dr: this might a good place to be a regular — shows promise is right but the promise wasn’t kept this time.
In general, it’s…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
San Jose Ape asked if The System is merely paying hooker for sex
posted by
rickthelion

tuscl.net

I shall educate you normies (i.e., non-ricks) regarding the ways of rick:

Being rick is the only way of truly being. It is a holistic approach that blows the mind of normies with how unbelievably awesome…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
Car kill switches
posted by
mark94

As part of the so-called infrastructure bill from last year, all new cars beginning in 2026 are required to include a kill switch accessible by law enforcement. No limits are placed on how LE can…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Platinum 84 is still one of the more chill Denver clubs
reviewed by
Nightowl1997

5.7

I stopped in Platinum 84 on a recent trip to Denver. It was y second time visiting the club, but the first in a few years. The weather was crappy with icy roads, so I…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Back to Treasure after about a year
reviewed by
Ace85

8.7

I got the itch and decided to stop back at Treasure. I went around 3:15 on a Thursday afternoon. It had been close to a year since my last visit. Between not wanting to…

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published 3 yrs ago
Your Only Real Option In Mobile, But Not Bad
reviewed by
doctorevil

5.0

Diamond’s is about half-way between downtown Mobile and the airport on Airport Boulevard. It’s a decent commercial area, so no safety concerns. The club is in a non-descript building that looks like it…

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published 3 yrs ago
Humpday trip
reviewed by
HumphreyB

6.3

Went back to Bogarts for the first time in a long time, over 3 years. It was like i never left, some good and some bad.
The place is still the same, free parking and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
The Den
reviewed by
2014js

8.3

1st time back in a long time. 
$20 entrance and another $20 in single.
Bucket of ice for my beer
Bar is right in front and pool table behind it along with the entrance to the vip area.
Single…

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published 3 yrs ago
Don't Go Out Of Your Way
reviewed by
doctorevil

4.7

The Candy Store is on the outskirts of Mobile, about a 15-minute drive from the downtown area where I was staying. I arrived at about 8:30 p.m. on a Monday evening. Admittedly, not…