the ultimate strip club list

The Torch Lounge is an easy walk from downtown hotels. Plenty of free parking. No cover on the week night I visited, about 9:30 pm. Entering, on the left is an oblong stage with seating around…

Decided to visit this bar and check it out. When I entered it was just past 3 (opening time). There were 4 dancers (later 5), and just a few customers. I ordered a bottled high…

I'm never completely sold on the value proposition of Carnival Bookstore - you pay $60 upfront to Henry, the creepy owner/manager, and that gets you a room. Then once inside the room, which is closed,…

Stopped at RAB last week, on Tuesday, a bit later than my usual 2 or 3 PM arrival, I got here around 4:30 and found the place to be fairly crowded, this is…

Hey guys I was over on StripperWeb, finally made an account and was gonna "walk on the wild side" as they say. Well I got in there, started a thread, just innocently talking shop. I…

I went at around 11:30 on Friday Night, $50 cover charge. Lots of girls working, they were all pretty attractive. I didn’t see any 10s, but maybe a 9 and lots of 8s. Some of…

I was into jewelry and shoes and watches, high end fragrances years ago... Got into strip clubs months back. But now I got into watches again, found some more websites with crazy kinds of rings.…

I have. Once. I have been through 3 vice raids and 3 different clubs. The first time was at the infamous Memphis Platinum Plus. Fortunately I was only sitting at a table talking to a dancer.…

I have not been to this club in 7 or 8 years so I was very curious to see how much had changed. Well quite a bit I would say. I arrived around 6:30pm to…

As I was pleasantly massaging a smoking hot 8 from behind last night, we got interrupted for a second by another customer. He walked up and said to her that we were being cute…

New Paltz, NY. Friday night after midnight. I had just come from strip club Smiles but do note they had a sign on the door saying they were closed cause not enough girls came in,…

Newburgh, NY. Friday night before midnight. Just came from Sunset Strip. Came here to Mansion. Definitley the upscale club in the area. Parking lot is weird set up but I just parked way off to…

When I got there, the door man was sitting by the LD area which, as in other reports, is right as you walk in. The bar was to the right, with one other patron at…

New Windsor, NY. Friday night. First club on a strip club tour up in the Hudson Valley. Right past a busy bar/grill spot called My Place I thought that was the club mistakenly. Pull up…

There are some areas where strip clubs thrive and some clubs do better than others, one thing I’ve noticed is certain clubs have plenty of girls while other places can’t often have enough girls to…

In town for a guys trip and doing some pregaming so I decided to stop by. First time I have been back since Covid. Thankfully no masks or restrictions. Went on a Thursday at around…

The only reason I stopped by here is that it's close to the Acropolis so I made a stop after my visit there. The place was really dead in the middle of the afternoon on a…

I visited OTB on a Thursday evening for the first time. Arriving just before 9pm I was surprised by the dancer to customer ratio. While it was not super busy I would say there were…

This is a combination review from a few visits during my tour of Portland strip clubs. During the visit I stopped by acropolis three times. This review is about all of those visits. I used…

Nicespice told me she wasn't coming to town for a while so as a consolation tonight I broke down and went to a club. It has been several months at least since I even…

Continuing my tour of Portland strip clubs. This place was really happening for a 3pm on a Friday. There were something like 12 to 15 dancers working. The mix was about 50%…

Club Wax has been my "go-to" club when I am flying out of ATL due to its proximity to the airport. Generally when I arrive parking is free. On this day, arriving around 6:30pm,…

Has anyone been in a club while it happened? Feel free to share your story. Weird freaking night…

Deja Vu Lake City Way has been my most frequented club. I'm often there for Wendy but I happened to be passing through on a day she wasn't working. In general, that worked out fine.…

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