tuscl

the ultimate strip club list

A collection of short stories with happy endings.
discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Keep That Car!!
posted by
shailynn

Over the weekend I decided to tackle every single nitpick issue with one of my cars over the weekend, added with routine maintenance.

Brakes, rotors, had a leaky air bag in the suspension so…

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published 3 yrs ago
Rainy days on Mondays
reviewed by
RTP

6.0

I stopped into Gentlemen's Club on a rainy Monday afternoon. Gentlemen's club is in a old strip mall which is safe (at least during the day) and has plenty of parking. During today's heavy…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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ESSD Support Groups?
posted by
psycho_trick

from:
reddit.com

"...there are some guys who will be cool with [you dancing] solely because he’s an exploitive serial stripper dater."

Dunno. I hear alot of Ugly Radical Lesbian mixed in with regular Jaded Stripper here.
Funny but sad.

(For…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Is That Website Legit Or Not?
posted by
bigal838

I hope that I won't get in trouble for posting this question 'cause it has nothing to do with strip clubs or strippers. lol

Does anyone happen to know if the wesite, " nowbackpagedotcom "…

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published 3 yrs ago
The Thrill Is Gone…..
reviewed by
FLAP3000

5.0

Time for a revamp of this place….

Same building, it’s still on Aurora Ave. For those that don’t live in Seattle, this street is a hotbed of any and all forms of debauchery. Rub and tug…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Where did everyone go??
posted by
lameduck

I really thought vivide was moving in the right direction, but the last few times I went these past two months it’s been terrible. Very few attractive girls, and pretty empty in general. Is this…

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published 3 yrs ago
Uninspiring Wednesday Night in May
reviewed by
marty_mcfly

5.0

I visited Kittens Cabaret around 12:45am on a Wednesday night (May 11th). I stayed for about an hour.

Before visiting Kittens, I stopped by Sugars in north Seattle. Sugars had around eight dancers; ballpark…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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"There is enough in the world for everyone's need, but not enough for everyone's
posted by
CJKent_band

Title couldn’t say it all.

"There is enough in the world for everyone's
need, but not enough for everyone's greed."

~ Frank Buchman aka (Franklin Nathaniel Daniel Buchman)
~ Decorated by the French and German governments for his contributions…

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published 3 yrs ago
From the horse's mouth
reviewed by
Gen01

6.0

danced at this club regularly for a while to gain some experience but now travel regularly. There's not much to be said. This is definitely exactly what it purports to be, a strip club in…

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published 3 yrs ago
I tried to PM TUSCL’s Dandy Dan but somehow I ended up here
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Denver, CO. Thursday afternoon. I was across the street eating at Grandpa’s Burger Haven and I figured why not check this strip club out. Parking lot was full. Walk in. DJ says yo as I…

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published 3 yrs ago
Sunday no service at tj
reviewed by
Viking97

7.0

It's in a shopping center a lil bit off the freeway the cover is 20 dollars and a 1 drink minimum this is one of the few times I've come at night I usually like…

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published 3 yrs ago
Worse money gougers on the block
reviewed by
Theelist

3.0

If you frequent the block, or are a new-comer, you should know what you will get at Club Harem. Its not a large club with a typical setup. Interior is just like most clubs on…

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published 3 yrs ago
Just passing by
reviewed by
bigtim47

5.7

I had not been clubbing for over a year, illness and sugar baby. I stopped by for a short visit at about 8PM. Paid the entry of $10, but surprisingly not required to…

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published 3 yrs ago
Slow Start But a Good Finish
reviewed by
MasterT71

7.3

My first visit in about 2½ years came at a new time for me: just after opening on a late Sunday afternoon. Hence I cannot say if the conditions I'm describing below are normal for…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Love you = I love you?
posted by
ilbbaicnl

One of my favs was lukewarm interested in a guy who came into the club, except he was being too needed. She kicked him to the curb, because he ended a text with "love…

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published 3 yrs ago
Pandora's on Sunday
reviewed by
TBCTBC

6.0

I haven't been to Pandora's since before Covid hit; living in the south end I am more of a Kitten's guy - it's just a little more convenient for me in terms of getting to…

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published 3 yrs ago
Reasonable Bounce Back for the Rail in 2022
reviewed by
LapHunt

6.0

Brass Rail hasn't had a review so far in 2022 so here's an update for those interested.

I would say that the club has bounced back to a level that I will admit I didn't anticipate…

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published 3 yrs ago
Good if you got lots of money to toss around.
reviewed by
Theelist

4.3

The club is pretty large with two sections, a large bar, and a billiards with 4 tables. Even though it's large, it gets crowded at about midnight every day of the week. The cover charge…

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published 3 yrs ago
Sunday Fun Day!
reviewed by
gifted_562

6.3

I was in the mood so I decided to hit up Imperial Showgirls. I had a VIP card that gave me a $10 discount. So I just paid $5 to get in.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Best club in Utah
reviewed by
youngmillionaire

6.7

I've been to several of the clubs in Utah, this is the best one but its not saying a lot. In Utah due to the state laws you either get topless, touching, or alcohol but…

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published 3 yrs ago
It's been a while since somebody reviewed this place...
reviewed by
Eastgerm

6.7

I stopped by to scout out the place and report my findings:

Here is what you need to know:

  • Cover Charge: $10

  • VIP Lap dances

    • 110 for…
discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Dancer Preference Depending on your Physical and Mental State
posted by
NJBalla

Random question: But do you guys prefer to see 8s and 9s when you are happier, eating healthier, and "have your shit together". But when you are sad, eating tons of junk food, and stressed…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
In case you missed it...
posted by
gammanu95

...the globalists have found something new to scare us with. rt.com If you haven't read Michael Crichton's "State of Fear", you should. it's not his best work, but it has a…

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published 3 yrs ago
Sunday Funday
reviewed by
will42

10.0

After a hectic day and in need of some R&R i decided to hit Fannies, if nothing else, the bartender is hot as hell. Located in not the safest area of town, I have never…

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published 3 yrs ago
Small club in a small town
reviewed by
EQDV655321

6.0

I visited Venus on a rainy Saturday a few weeks ago. It’s a small place with a single pole in the main bar area, some private booths for lap dances, and a curtained VIP lounge.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Changes Not for the Better
reviewed by
XTommyX

6.0

Got a text from a gorgeous out of town dancer I had met at Bucks Cab Ft Worth and she was now working at Bucks Wild Ft Worth. Well wanted to see her au…

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published 3 yrs ago
Slow day.
reviewed by
wowsers

5.0

Arrived here at around 5pm this past Friday. Nothing has changed since the last time I was here about 6-8 months ago. Nice, large, fenced in parking lot but with a lot of…

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published 3 yrs ago
Kinda Blah
reviewed by
smackattack

5.3

First time back in a long time. You come in from the side. There is a small ramp up to the door. Nice bar with 3 or 4 TVs above the TV.…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Amber Heard was a stripper and Johnny Deep knew about it and kept her secret.
posted by
CJKent_band

Anyone here in TUSCL can verify that she was a stripper, in Texas or California?

Asking for a friend.

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Denver has a lot of hot strippers working there
posted by
Muddy

Just an observation, the catch is, it’s completely and utterly unaffordable but the views are lovely, yes sir.

review
published 3 yrs ago
Worth stopping to see who is working.
reviewed by
Tiredtraveler

7.7

There was one girl working. A cute 5'0" 20 something girl dark hair A cup puffies and a tight round butt. The way it works in the West Babylon clubs is you meet and select…

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published 3 yrs ago
Not much has changed
reviewed by
WhyNotLook

7.3

After taking a 4-year break from the clubs, took a scouting trip to the SAMC on a Tuesday afternoon to see if/how things have changed. I always thought of it as one of the…

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published 3 yrs ago
Solid experience, safe choice despite limited dancer options, average mileage.
reviewed by
notanother1

7.7

Was in town for a wedding and it ended pretty early on a Saturday night so I decided it was worth trying out a local spot. Decided on Sins based on mixed reviews from Tuscl…

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published 3 yrs ago
Shelby has moved to Tattletales
reviewed by
goldmongerATL

8.3

Arrived around 3 PM after a bad trip to Oasis. Tattletalesow charging $5 cover during the day.

About 7 dancers, all white. Looks ranged from 6+ to one 8. Except for the girl I selected, all…

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published 3 yrs ago
Talent way down. Prices are up.
reviewed by
goldmongerATL

6.0

Basic Prices: Metal detector at the entrance. $10 cover at 2 PM is NEW. Corona was $8 which has gone up. Did not get a dance but overheard a girl tell a guy dances are…

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published 3 yrs ago
The mileage is low, but the sensuality is high
reviewed by
JAprufrock

9.3

It was because of TUSCL that I discovered Allure more than five years ago, and I'll always be appreciative for that. This low-mileage erotic body rub parlor has been one of my favorite passion destinations,…