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review
published 3 yrs ago
Disappointing visit on a holiday weekend
reviewed by
goldmongerATL

7.3

I visited about 2 PM on a Saturday. $5 cover. Self parked. Beer was $7. Dances are $10 or $20. It varies from girl to girl and where you get the dances. Layout has…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Savanna
posted by
Chillz18

Could someone DM me about details In Savanna’s dance? Anymore than the handshake? Thanks

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
What is your worst "You might be too uptight to work here" moment with a dancer?
posted by
goldmongerATL

i went to tip a dancer today and my hand touched her outer thigh as a put a dollar in her garter. She barked at me not to touch her. She said to put the…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Clubs that play games with drinks
posted by
rickdugan

Tetradon recently posted about his belief that Club Fantasies was watering down his Kettle One, which he picked up on because he's been drinking the same liquor on the rocks for a long time.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Ripped Me Off on Drinks. I Won't Return.
reviewed by
Tetradon

3.0

LOCATION
Club Fantasies is a few blocks away from Providence Place mall, located in an industrial strip just off the railroad tracks. I arrived at about 4:00 pm on a Saturday afternoon and the lot was…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Slim pickings on Dayshift
reviewed by
Pablo99

7.7

I’ve been pleased with Vanity’s offerings on night shifts in the past so I stopped by after work to check out the day shift on a Monday afternoon.

I planned to hit the neighboring Columbus…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Is Satan the True God?
posted by
ilbbaicnl

Just saw the latest update to Forbes's list of richest people. I always wonder why we don't get at least rumors about the guys on the list getting mad action. Are we in…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
This place waters down drinks
posted by
Tetradon

Also mentioned in a pending review.

They charged SEVENTEEN FUCKING DOLLARS for a Ketel One on the rocks that I'd bet my left testicle was watered down by 50%. Because twenty minutes before I had one…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
How much on average do you spend on civvie dates?

Activity....this varies but if you take her to an arcade museum or something it's like $100.
Dinner....with drinks it comes down to around $200
Bar....up to like $140 depending on how much and what you drink.

So…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Front Room
Maximize a Dallas Trip
posted by
etsutwigg222

Stopping off in Dallas in 7 days for a 6 day fun fest before getting put out of stripclub commission for approx 2 months.
Budgeting $4000 for dances as entry fees, drinks, stage tips will come…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
Political Discourse
California decriminalizes working the blade 👌

latimes.com

SACRAMENTO — 

California Gov. Gavin Newsom on Thursday signed a controversial bill to repeal a provision of state law that bans loitering for the intent to sell sex —

review
published 3 yrs ago
Slightly above average dive bar
reviewed by
Popgarden10

5.7

I hadn’t been to this place in a long time, like 2019 was the last time I was here. It’s near one of the casino racetracks so you would think it would be busier…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Wierd day at PHL saved by Savannah
reviewed by
MCH301

7.3

Layout has been described in thousands or reviews: kind of divey (but comfortable) room, big rectangular bar, women dance on long narrow stage inside the bar area. They do three songs each, most get…

review
published 3 yrs ago
First visit in a few years, the Menu has expanded .
reviewed by
Warrior15

7.3

Friday evening. I get to the club about 8pm. No cost to park. Cover is $12. I walk in and I'm immediately greeted by a Cuban girl saying " you…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Price to get in not worth it, but Mercy Made it Worth the Drive
reviewed by
STR1PCLUBLUVA

5.7

This was my first time here. I found ouy my ATF at Jet Strip, Mercy was fired from there and working here so I made the drive to the valley. $20 cover charge plus an…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Better than Applebee's

4.3

Down here for business and there's absolutely nothing to do in Clarion but my bartender at Applebee's said BLUE CLUB (all caps for some reason?) was "an experience I really had to see." She wasn't…

review
published 3 yrs ago
My go-to club in Orange County CA
reviewed by
JJ405

7.0

I've been going to Ecstasy for many years, off and on, usually weekday afternoons. This time I was in the area Saturday afternoon. Note that they're now open only Wednesday through Saturdays, apparently…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Crazy Horse SF: Still Crazy
reviewed by
johnmarckof

7.3

I hadn't been back to CH since pre Covid so decided to go for a scouting mission on Monday evening. The club itself has been bought by Deja Vu so I wasn't holding much…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Sometime, you may find a hidden gem; but don't count on it every visit.
reviewed by
Vikrut10

6.0

I visited on Tuesday afternoon (4-6 pm). I believe they open at 3 pm. Since the previous review had pretty detail description of the place; I will not go into too much detail. As you…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Histitoric and timeless, sleazy through generations
reviewed by
bibinewman

7.7

Having never been to a club before and covid + working from home fostering a growing curiosity, I decided to check out the Pink Poodle in San Jose one Tuesday afternoon at like 8pm. The…