Better than Applebee's

Down here for business and there's absolutely nothing to do in Clarion but my bartender at Applebee's said BLUE CLUB (all caps for some reason?) was "an experience I really had to see." She wasn't wrong.

Venue is hard to find at night. Very poorly lit (DANGEROUS) dirt parking lot. $15 cover for men. Venue is a single floor warehouse space with two stages parallel to each other and visible immediately upon entering past the cover room. No bar as it is a BYOB establishment.

I don't remember names but probably 6 or 7 girls working. At least 4 bouncers that were literally leaning on the stages and talking to the girls taking their attention away from possible customers. One bouncer was even wearing a kilt for some reason.. Music was bad and all over the place (nickleback followed by lil Wayne & Russ) Girls huddled by the locker room entrance and leaned on the second stage that wasn't being used. Not crowded at all yet didn't see anyone offer private dances although one not very attractive older woman offered me one while on stage. Its in the middle of nowhere so not sure what I expected but I wouldn't come back unless it was for a laugh.

Smoking allowed. Nothing else to report