the ultimate strip club list

Largo, FL. Saturday night. Strip mall, busy road, area seems fine to me. Plenty of parking. In you go, guy at the front. $10 cover and ID check. In you go. Basically one bar island…

Haven't been in a while decided to pop in earlier than usual on a Wed. I think it was around 330ish. Went in spent the $40 for normal vip. I've written the description tons…

The club is in a pretty industrial part of town, on a two-lane one-way street. Parking is on both sides of the building and in the back, but the entrance is in the back; if…

Was in Ohio for the first for work. So I decided to try some clubs out. I arrived at the club near opening at 11:45am. The club is located east of Cleveland in a nice…

Hudson, FL. Right at the very top end of the Tampa Bay metro area. Right off the highway. In front of some video store and next to a liquor store. I walk in, cover was…

I initially stopped at Hi Liter. I left when the door guy would not let me pick my table near the stage which was open. I do not want to maneuver the obstacle course to…

Went to Cadillac Lounge on a Monday afternoon. It was pretty empty, maybe 5-6 total customers and 5-10 girls. It's a fairly large place, the main floor has a large stage in the center and…

Hit up Sapphire 60 in Manhattan recently and walked out $300 lighter with not much to show for it. This place is high-end and definitely geared toward the bottle service/VIP crowd. If you’re not rolling…

I was feeling a bit sad so I decided boobs were just the thing to take me out of my funk. I rolled in just after 8 P.M. on a Saturday and saw many…

Had my 2nd solo vist to Goldclub Centerfolds. The club is located in a commercial district area. They have a main stage and a runway stage and use both when they have a big enough…

First time at a club in SF and had a generally good experience.

There a ton of details of the club layout but my quick review here is that it’s a nice club in a…

First time visiting and maybe it was just one of their off nights. There was not that many dancers available but that might have been due to the time period also, after 2:00am. The place…

This was my first trip to New Orleans, let alone Bourbon St. There are 4 clubs within walking distance from each other and they all have doormen working the streets to bring in customers.…

First off this is DEFINITELY not a dayshift club. Went here due to the great pics on Instagram. I can assure you, all of those were taken on night shift. There were probably 9 girls…

My last two visits to The St. James (a.k.a. “The Church”) were both a total waste of time. Although I had long said that the Church featured the best looking dancers in metro Houston, my…

This is a smallish club in a strip mall right by the highway. Parking in the lot was free, well lit, and felt perfectly safe. Cover was $10, but I believe it is more on…

It was a jaunt up to this club from Miami, but with a completely free day in the middle of my trip I decided to give it a try based on previous reviews.

Parked in the…

Great experience, though only an hour or so. Place was popping in the mid-afternoon. Majority of bar stools were occupied, and some of the tables. I cringe to think about a Friday…

Millennium in Bedford, NH, is a large and spacious strip club located in southern New Hampshire. The venue is clean but definitely has a somewhat dated feel. This was my first time visiting as I…

The club is off a busy road behind some fast-food restaurants. Parking was free and plentiful during a recent Wednesday afternoon. I was carded once I stepped inside and although there wasn’t a cover, the…

Twenty years ago, I came to Tootsies for the first time. I had an absolute blast and then never came back. This was mostly because I’m hardly ever in South Florida. I don’t remember much…

Arrived on Friday night a little before midnight knowing it would be packed. (as I'd been here before on weekend nights). It's free parking, but they block the cars in so you need…

I visited on a Wednesday evening, fairly early I think around 8:00. I was the only patron in the club at 8:00. The club is downstairs, essentially in a walk-out basement, below Deja Vu.…

Returning to BT's after several weeks felt like a significant change, especially when I thought about my previous visits. On this Cinco de Mayo, I headed to my dependable spot, BT's, and was pleasantly surprised…

February after 10pm. First time I've been on a Wednesday. Not too crowded for Baby Dolls, cover is $5. There is a beer selling lady right as you walk in with more seating behind the…

Stopped in a few Mondays back. I don’t get down that way often but every once in a while I’ll make the trip. Place hasn’t changed in as long as I can remember except for…

Visited late on a Saturday night. Expected it to be busier than it was. There were maybe 15-20 customers there. No cover but was told to make sure to buy 2+ drinks at the bar…

I was in LA for a work conference and had brought cash with for a fun time. The night before I had made the mistake of going down to a club near Long Beach in…

Was in Columbus for One Night Only and hit up Vanity after Private Dancer to see what it was about. The reviews here made me feel like I had to see this place and I…

There’s something I’m missing with this club. Maybe it’s cause I don’t go enough to be known or a regular but it’s super rare that I get approached, and when I do it is usually…