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Went in a early/mid afternoon. I fully expected this place to be empty and have maybe 1 or 2 dancers present. This was the case. 1 dancer there and another who arrived…

This is my third time visiting and finally getting in the club

The cover varies. What does that mean? Well, the first time I came here It was around 10:30pm on a Friday, the guy…

So after a long day at work I decided to take a trip to Jiggles based on the reviews I saw. I knew they opened at 4pm but I figured I would give it…

Unfortunately, this is my local club. I have only been here twice but never had a good experience. The main limiting factors are the lack of dancers on shift ( usually 2-3 max)…

I've visited this club a couple times in the past 6 months. It suits my general vibe most nights because compared to other clubs it's very calm, but not in a boring way. I'll talk…

It had been a while since last stopping by. I was in the area and wanted to see how things were post Covid. It was like the pandemic never happened. $10 cover all day. The…

Thought I’d write a review of this place. It has been avoided by some veteran customers due to a Cuban invasion and club policy changes over the past 3-5 years. Honestly there were too many…

This is my go to place but usually it is a Saturday afternoon or during the week when in town. Decided to try Sunday night mainly because I was bored.

The details, free parking lot…

Like any true perv, my first stop after arriving at DTW was one of the famed Detroit clubs. First up was Hank's. I arrived about 9, paid my $5 cover and received the meaningless ticket.…

After striking out at Hank's I gave Bogie's a shot. I had the free ticket so no cover. My Miller was $8. Again, Bogarts has been described a million times, but I will say that…

We embarked on another September golf trip to the Detroit area in which we spent two afternoons and four nights visiting some of our favorite clubs. The official visit count was:

BT's - Wednesday and…

I'm active duty military and I went back home to Houston before going overseas. My friend took me to this club to drink and watch Monday night football. The entry fee was $13ish and after…

As previously reported, this club is located in the industrial area of Bohemia next to a factory. Parking for about 7 cars in front with plenty of parking next to the factory. As you enter,…

Sunday afternoon/evening - Arrived about 4:30pm, left 7pm
$5 to valet, $15 door, $25 VIP band (required for lap dances), $90 for 'Special VIP' (did not buy)
Dances: $1 tip on stage w/good mileage. $10 dance topless,…

Visited Club Madonna for the first time ever and have to say its a nice looking place. While charging a full $20 entrance fee at 3am on a slow Monday is kind of questionable…

I got here around 1:30 on Saturday, passed through a metal detector on my way in. There are many, many reviews describing the layout of this place, but for the uninitiated bathrooms are to the…