Reviews

This place has a pretty high cover at 20 but the drink specials are pretty amazing. Dollar beers...two dollar any drink...depending on the night. I was pretty surprised. The interior was ok ....nice booths and…

Well-Depending on what you are looking for this can be a great time. First the food is pretty good here if you want the buffet or they actually have crab legs....very good. The women vary from…

Couldnt go to sleep so decided to pull up. It was the slowest I ever seen this spot. In the past, I'd seen condoms on the floor yet I never figured out how extras were…

I'm glad I didn't let the last few reviews of this place steer me away as we had a good time the two nights we went. I hadn't been to this place in 5 years…

After going to Lusty's and finding NO dancer's or entertainment just a bunch of regulars and hard legs looking for entertainment. I decided to stop by Ole Glory. I went to Lucky Corner but, it…

Went to Lusty's this past Friday after a long few weeks. I usually like to go before 8PM because that's when I get more mileage for my money. I was quite disappointed. There…

Seriously the biggest shit hole gangsta ghetto trash club in Akron right now. Remember how bad Illusions was towards the end with shootings and hood scum. Well this is worse. I've looked into this club 6…

Decided it was time to once again visit the Centerfold. To my surprise my "get in free card" still is valid! Still $2 to park. I actually made two visits (Friday and…

the living room has no little box private dances anymore, they took the doors and walls down and everybody can see the what going on during the dance, it is a open area…

Been here before and it’s close to the Bell Centre. I will be back but it’s been hit or miss for me. Should know better than going after a hockey game, but there was a…

This is my favorite cub in the Portland area. The club is pretty good looking inside and out, and even the restroom was clean this time. There now is even a paper towel dispenser in…

Rolled into the club with a couple buddies after dinner and a couple drinks. Club was pretty busy but we grabbed a table near the stage. A couple girls approached right away and one latina…

I’ve traveled a lot, and I remember NC having pretty tame clubs. This one was a blast. The club was nice, clean, good drinks, decent service, but the ladies? Outstanding!! the private dances were the…

I went to this club on a Friday night around 10pm. That should have been a pretty busy time. The bouncer took my cash and let me in. Entering the club, I noticed…

I've visited some clubs before and felt like I wasted my time. But who the heck does this club think they are? $30/ dance and she's fully clothed? Seriously WTF? I went in at 12:30…

Been looking forward to hitting this place up for what felt.like.forever. had been before during the day when I was basically the only patron in here and there was only a girl or two working…

Went to Essex club after reading the great reviews, but total disappointment 12 or 15 bucks cover was high, considering i was in Phoenix. But the reviews prodded me on. Biggest problem was during the ID…

I haven't been to the alaskan bush company in a while, decided to go back because I wanted to see some bush. There is a topless side and a nude side. The building is…

Went on a Friday couple weeks ago night to HOL2. Not too far from downtown , but heard it was more fun than the downtown clubs. We're not too many customers for a Friday night…

Stopped in on a cold Saturday night. Paid the $15 cover and was wanded by the bouncer before going through the heavy double doors onto the main floor. Having previously visited the Penthouse in…

Stopped in on a cold Saturday night. Paid the $15 cover and was wanded by the bouncer before going through the heavy double doors onto the main floor. Having previously visited the Penthouse in…

Haven't been here in a while so stopped by one Thursday evening and had a good clean time. Cover is 7 and beer and drink specials are good, 2.50 a beer. …

I had met a spunky and energetic Latina at the Palomino Club in north Las Vegas a couple nights previous to this visit and she was going to try dancing at the crazy horse, so…

I popped back in to Bare Elegance in Hawthorne a few days ago and had a nice time there. The interior of the club is pretty nice. There were around 15-20 girls working,…

I walked in and didn't dig the vibe right away. I thought it was too brightly lit, and the girl who took my $8 cover wasn't terribly friendly. Things didn't really improve from there. I noticed…

Recently went on a Saturday night. Got in free with the pass printed out from the website, otherwise would be $10. Very slow compared to previous Saturday nights (this was my first visit in over a…

This place is a total waste of time unless you're hunger Friday afternoon and happen to be passing right next to it. Around 9 girls almost all white girls, many of them look like real…

The cover is now $25 which is a lot in my opinion, locals get in for $15. There were 4 girls when I got there and maybe 6-8 customers. The girls are your average girl…

I got out of work early one day during the week, so to fill my day I stopped in at Teasers. It was my first visit there, as always here about how hot…

Shocking is the word for today. Nikita's was finally a solid #2 out of the six Bpt clubs. Dancers were 7+ out of 10 for looks. Brenda is now working there. She's a 9-10 after…

I was in Bham on business this week and decided to check out Sammy’s on Wednesday night. To my surprise I got a lot of attention from the dancers and the food was also very…

Enter The Chaindog! I came up looking for a new girl Savory who I met a week ago and had a good time with, I have seen on the club's website that Merci was…

, in their own words. There is 1 small stage with 2 viewing areas. Dances are $40, vanilla. Private room $300 for 30min, no 15min option. There were around 10 dancers, mostly…

Look, the girls here are the hottest you'll find in Boston. Also pretty friendly and are fun to talk to if you're just hanging out at the bar. But we don't go to stripclubs to…

It's been a while since we've posted a review, so here goes...! The wife and I stopped by The Playhouse on a Friday night a couple of week ago. The club's looking great!…

Haven't been here in a long time as I much prefer the quality at Cheetah's but thought why not try it. Unfortunately not much happening as I didn't find any attractive girls that night.…

Came in a little early between 9-10, place looked dead. Like 5 girls in couches and 1 in the main and only stage. After the girl came down from the stage there were…

Decided to give this club a shot based on the quality of lap dances praised in the reviews. Location: As described previously bar area on the left when you walk in and a lower stage with…

After a few subpar visits. Things look like getting better. Around 10 dancers. Six were brutal. Four ranging from 6 to 8. I seen a couple of the old crew Brazilians are back. Mostly likely…

It was my second night here - and I pretty much only go here to watch UFC. $10 cover - you can pay more to gain access to a separate room but I haven’t yet…

Cmae in ar opening on Saturday at 12 as I had an hour to kill and this place certainly killed it. As of 1250 no entertainer has surfaced, not a hint of one. I might…

Passing through Detroit and had time to stop in one place before hitting road so decided to take my chances with the Silver Criket. I’ve described before so won’t review all the particulars again.…

This is a nice club have had good time before however this time I left feeling irritated but saved bunch of money all because of a waitress and me being cheap I guess. Visited the…

Decided to swing by here on a late Tuesday evening.As soon as we walked inside we noticed the club having a decent selection of dancers on-shift.There were a few eye catchers sitting at the bar…

I was staying down the road for a convention and had some time on my hands. I wanted to stop by Pandora’s since I was further north than I usually am but parking is a…

Been here before many times. Swung back in and was underwhelmed like usual. I’ve always been somewhat impressed by the layout and decor of the club, but that is the only thing that makes this place…

Look, the girls here are the hottest you'll find in Boston. Also pretty friendly and are fun to talk to if you're just hanging out at the bar. But we don't go to stripclubs to…

Went in on a Friday night of 2017. It was slow with more dancers than customers, a real hole in the wall and from what I’ve heard they’ve been raided and closed, which is really…

I went in on my Friday lunch time as I do a few times a month. This time they did not ID scan, just the pat down and have a good time. I…

Went here after a with a few friends after a bar which was after a wedding, so feeling great and dressed well. Pretty paked house maybe 25 girls working with 100 guys there.…

This trip brought the same vibe I have gotten the last few times, real hit and miss. Club was busy with lots of younger, blue collar types hanging after work, many who had been…

I was in the area, late afternoon, thought I'd get a beer at CF and kill some time. Only the downstairs was open, which was Ok all the girls on one floor. Got a dance…

I Visited on a Thursday evening. There were about 12-15 girls when I first got there. The music was good and the mood was pretty vibrant. I mostly hung out my the main couch. Most…

Had been about 5 or 6 months since my last visit, so decided to stop by midweek after work. Nothing has changed and this will be my last visit. Nothing wrong with the place, just…

I went back after my last review and had at least a hint of possible good times. So I stopped by today from 2:00 to about 2:20. Yeah. Ample parking day or night. Beer was $5.…

Was in Boise for a week hanging out with my brother. During our trips, micro breweries and strip clubs get a lot of our time. We arrived 5:00. No cover, only a…

I just found out about this club about a month ago. I decided to go that day mainly to relieve some work stress. I was told to make sure I go upstairs. When I got…

I rarely go to the zebra mainly because the vast majority of the girls are not my type. The layout is less then perfect. I have never understood the reason to have such a disconnect…

To start off, this was a very different visit than most of my visits to clubs Was visiting Austin for business and had contacted NiceSpice ahead of time and arranged for a “date” the evening…

This is a legit locals spot. When I walked in, at least four of the dancers were sitting at the bar talking to regulars about boring life stuff. You can probably expect mostly…

I will break-up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Layout III) Dancers IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTES: ------------ 1) The "Intro" section for each of my Dallas reviews will be the same thus no-need to re-read it if reading my various Dallas…

Went back to Treasure Club early on a Saturday evening a few weeks ago. This visit was just OK. Some one way contact on lap dance but not a whole lot. On my…

Even with the price increase I find the carnival a great way to get my rocks off on budget. How? DIY. It's a great place to get spank fodder cheap. Walked in yesterday with 3 $20s in…

I've been to Gold Club perhaps 3 or 4 times this year during the afternoon, and my previous reviews were tempered with the expectations that come from going to strip clubs at that time of…

I went to LD’s on my last night in Vegas. I’d been before I knew it’s very different from the big clubs. Cover was $20 bucks with the understanding you’d buy one drink (no alcohol…

Visited in the afternoon; first time in a year or so. Though I had heard that dancers were trending older, I didn't seen any too old for my taste. Maybe no 21-year-olds, but nobody looked…

I was traveling across state and had to pull over anyways for gas, so why not try out a new club. The club is a couple miles off the main interstate in the middle…

First of all this club is located about 10 minutes outside downtown in a pretty industrial area surrounded by storage facilities. There is mandatory valet but I parked a street over and walked about 5…

Some friends and I were hanging out at BWW before one went off to the army and spontaneously decided to hit up this spot. Came to get him a dance or two and head out.…

Came in for the first time last Tuesday, had passed by here a few times in the past but I just never went in. Parking is free, if you want the guy outside to keep…

I arrived at 10pm. There was nobody dancing at first, but slowly picked up. Mostly 5s and 6s. Nobody working the room. Finally a 7 takes the stage. We make good eye contact tact and…

They say the only constant is change. It had been awhile since I visited one of my favorite clubs. I stopped by to have a drink and relax. I didn’t have much money so I…

This was my 2nd stop of the evening, the 1st being Lucky Corner. There were 2 dancers outside with customers smoking. Inside, were 3 customers and 3 dancers. Had my choice of almost any seat…

My wife and I decided to walk down to Club Platinum after dinner for drinks and views. We arrived early (8:30 PM), and it was a bit slow with only 4 girls rotating through two…

From 5 to maybe 20 years ago, I used to visit this club whenever I was in the area. The afternoons were the best for me, when about 10 women would be dancing on stage,…

Since posting a review in August, I’ve visited a few more times. I’ve been on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays, and they’re busiest in that order. One visit on a Monday revealed just three dancers in…

This club is the only full nude club in the area, so while I was down here for a conference I had to come give it a try. This place does have steep cover of…

I was a regular customer to one of the "girls" at the Carnival. It was around the time of my birthday and I mentioned it to her. She told me that she was going to…

Unlike my last visit which drained me a bit, this evening had some different dancers. 4 dancers total, none that caught my interest. None really appealed to me, and only one approached me for a…

I stopped in around 9 pm on a Thursday night. 2 dancers, and about 6-7 customers. A nice looking woman (slender but with a small pooched belly) approached and provided 2 barstool dances. During the…

Stopped at the club on Halloween night. Got to the club around 6:00 so I did not have to pay cover or for a booth. Big news on the day shift. They…

Hak's is still a solid place to stop for a good time. The facilities are meh at best. It looks like an old dive bar that was converted into a strip club.…

ATL 11/1 Spent an hour at ATL - afternoon. Disappointing! Only 6-8 dancers - no one remarkable, except fot the lovely DD's on Sosa. Friendly fonndable onstage. Not…

I usually only go on day shift so I cannot speak for later in the evening. Have gone twice in the last month as had a good experience both times and quite affordable. Had a…

On this visit there were a mix of Latinos (mostly Cuban) that were working that night along with a couple of white blonds that I ran into. Three stages were operating that night with…

Seems kinda sad no one else does reviews, I love this club. The vibe hasn't been there the last couple visits. I got there about 830. Got a drink. Got comfortable.…

Okay, I’ve heard this place is overpriced but it’s close to my hotel so I decided to give it a try. First of all, I have been here multiple times, arriving between 10 and 11ish and…

Stopped by Bottoms Up last night. I was there to see the shift change and the night crew check in. Out of the 6, 4 of the night crew we're dancers I…

I'm in Boston for work and decided to check out centerfolds after a forgettable evening at Glass Slipper. (I'm pretty sure Glass Slipper only exists to make Centerfolds look good) I had a bonus check…

I normally go to lookers or breathless or cheeques, decided to give this place a try and now I remember why I go where I do. Was there since 8am for leggs and eggs, none…

Been to this place several times and it hasn't really changed much in the last couple of years. This past visit though, I got a dance from Skylar and it was the highest value I've…

The stage is now an octagon in the middle of the room. Got there at about 9 p.m. $5 cover. $4 Bud Light. Stayed until about 1:30 a.m. The later it got the livelier it…

Massachusetts clubs are pointless to me with the lack of contact, so if I'm going to a "local" club, then I'm heading to Providence. And I have to say that at current, Desire is…

I had some time to kill on Thursday afternoon and ended up landing in bucks cabaret. I always liked this place because they have lots of girls working even during the day time. All my…

Well this place use to be a blast several years ago before the Greenville "troubles". Have not been here in nine months or so. Thought things may have gotten more liberal so wanted to give…

Was here in July and was disappointed because they had raised rates on the private dances and I wasn’t about to spend $150 on 15 minutes of unknown quality. This time around I still wasn’t…

Got to the Hole about 10pm last night. Place was packed! Only seat was along the wall, about 3rd from where girls start their tip walk. Actually where I prefer, that way if there is…

I usually make it to the Philadelphia area 2-3x a year and always make it a point to stop by the Playhouse. I always know what to expect and I've never really been disappointed. This…

Been a few years since I stopped in here, and the vibe has changed a bit. Place was packed for an afternoon - lots a guys and lots of dancers. They were hot,…

Went to Tattletales for the first time since my usual places, Mardi Gras and Flashers, are no more. I’ll return. I got there really early, probably around 2:00 in the afternoon. I only talked to…