Reviews

I reviewed this club about 6 months ago and gave them props on improving the talent. Over the past few months, the night shift talent has regressed. This is a compilation review with…

Since Foxy Lady closed, this is the best club in the panhandle. They have a liquor license (Elysium doesn't), don't copy your ID (Vixens, Lust and Taboo tried to do this to me. NEVER…

I came to this club as I had lost track of some of my favorites at another area club such as Aiden, Brice, and Cruz and thought maybe they danced here now. The club seems…

Was passing through Springfield last August and based on other reviews on TUSCL decided to check out Brick House. It was about 5pm on a Tuesday and there were only 4 or 5…

I used to love this place. I mean absolutely love. The dancers were sexy, the bartenders were sexy, the waitresses were dancers or bartenders in waiting. The last few times I have been back, I didn't…

Stopped in early evening on a Wednesday in October. Cover was $16 instead of $20 listed but it was before 7PM. Saw 4 different dancers on stage. Stage is a T…

I arrived at around 5.30 pm in the parking lot. Parked in front of the club .It was free parking. Showed ID to the security and went inside.Showed my gold card membership card to the…

Went to the club right after a game. Surprisingly, I didn't see many drunk baseball patrons at the club; very happy about that. I got a seat between two stages; wanted to see best of…

With previous reviews talking about latinas with big booties I had to see for myself. Boy did I waste my time! Went in around 9:30 and saw nothing but the walking dead, the girls…

Went to Hustler club on a Saturday night after going out. Arrived around 1:30AM. Figured it would be closing soon but you never know. Paid the $10 to get in. Found…

I was back in Minneapolis for a few days and decided to spend an evening at Seville Club. I’ve been here a few times before and usually pick betweeen Seville or KOD. KOD is great…

Fake place. The ambiance is just bad. The girls are crackwhores and focking ugly. I regret setting a foot in it. A waste of time and money. No fun and no pleasure. The drinks are very expensive.…

Being in the Tucson area a couple of weeks ago, I decided to try out TD's West as it's right off the I-10 highway, which was very convenient. The outside still looks the same, the…

This place always has the best looking girls of any club. Maybe not as high mileage as some other clubs in the area but definitely the best eye candy. After paying the entry and grabbing…

Dropped in while in town on business on a Wednesday night. The parking is in a kind of run down strip center, and I'll admit I was a little worried about my car.…

I went to PH this afternoon, and it was not one of my better visits. So many girls called out, and so many guys showed up, that they were having problems finding girls to…

The Thursday 30 minute VIPs on Thursdays are probably the best value in town, but be careful that you don’t get ripped off. Two different dancers said they would time the dances themselves using…

There were a lot of girls a coupe that were pretty hot! Only a couple came to our table, others were set on a few customers. I tipped a girl, not the hottest…

Managed to get by 2001 one Sunday night after being away for a while. This is still my favorite club in Tampa. There is a great mix of girls to satisfy every taste.…

So on my first night in montreal i ended up visiting this SC. It was a thursday night so i didnt expect much but it turned out better than i expected. I got in to…

Been here twice, the first time the only other customers had just left and they told me they weren’t open (at 8pm??). I tried one more time last week and it was just meh.…

The best club in Columbus though that’s not saying much. I will say this club has a large roster and pretty girls all times of day. Hotness ranges from 5-8.5 with the occasional…

I have visited Club Fantasies three times in recent weeks. Each visit was on a Monday or Tuesday afternoon. I will report on the most recent trip, but in each case the “outcome”…

KoD wasn’t my first choice, but after reading reviews, doing drive-bys of the other clubs clustered in the downtown Minneapolis area, being some distance from downtown, this seemed like a better choice. The first visit…

The Admiral itself is still clean, nice and classy both inside and out. The music is usually a good mix of rock and hip-hop. The lighting is pretty good and not overdone.…

I’ve not been here for awhile. From my perspective things have improved. Since I was someone who complained about the bathrooms, let me say that they are much better. They don’t stink, the automatic soap…

So, i went here for my birthday a few weeks ago, and i have to say i had a very good time. To start, its easy to find and parking is not a problem. Its…

Club is pretty much in middle of nowhere in Nyack. Looks like a barn on outside but very nice inside! Dark but you can still see and posh furnishings. There were between 7 to 10…

This was my first ever visit to the Vu in Vegas. On previous trips to the city, I’d visited Crazy Horse Too and Olympic Gardens (both now closed), and the Spearmint Rhino. I’d been to…

The “Church” (also known as St. James) is changing and, unfortunately, the changes are not necessarily improvements. I have experienced numerous fantastic religious ecstasies at the Church. This was once my favorite club…

It had been a month or so since I last visited CC, so I decided to stop in for a light lunch and some entertainment. My expectations weren’t high as I wasn’t going in…

Just arrived in town for SEMA and wanted to check out something different. In the past I’ve mainly gone to the Rhino and Sapphire but wanted to switch things up so headed here to Little…

I really like the fact that you can walk out of here without smelling like an ashtray, and you don't have to pay valet either. The club usually has some interesting patrons, at least when…

Business opportunity to El Pasocame up and I jumped at the chance knowing that I’d be able to get some satisfying relief at the Cab....and I did just that...three times! As usual, it was dark as…

Went to Follies on a weekday night a like a week or two ago. This was a switch from normal as I always try to make dayshift to get the full Follies dayshift experience. This…

Went last Monday afternoon and as usual had a good here. They offer the two for one private dances still and this is a very smart idea on the club’s part. It’s a good deal…

I'm beginning to remember why I like this place. I had an afternoon to kill before a business trip out of Dallas and I stopped by CL to pass some time. The club itself wasn't…

Went a while back on a Saturday. Was hoping to see cherry but she wasn’t in unfortunately. Ended up getting two dances from Brooklyn. On the looks side she’s probably a 6 in the real…

Finally made it out to the Stone Park area clubs, went here & another place. This one in a tiny plaza on a main road in a crappy, industrial, very blue collar area. It's directly…

In a word, WOW. After 3 days of business in metro Atlanta I ditched the crowd and uber'd to the famed and legendary Cheetah. In my part of the world strippers come on stage one…

Stopped by on a weekday afternoon, which is usual for me. The interior layout, parking, drink prices all have been quite adequately and correctly described on this board so no need for redundancy. As a regular…

Stopped by for a beer and a sandwich after work. Best roast beef sandwich in Philly. Had 3 girls working. Mostly an older crowd . Black girl really impressed me. She had to…

I've been to Erotic Cafe several times in the past - thought not recently, because of its location right off the highway and the possibility that my vehicle would be recognized in the parking lot…

Good spot. As most know, it is BYOB so make sure you came with your own supplies. Smoking is allowed inside and girls tend to be friendly. Lots of cubans but good selection all around.…

Was not having a good time at HiLiter so decided to try my luck at the Blue Moon Lounge. It was a 15 min uber ride from Hiliter to BML. Reached around 3 in the…

Stopped by Wednesday evening before the family came over for Thanksgiving. Wanted to see Mara the bartender so i got there around 6 because she usually leaves at 7. Disappointed she wasnt there…

Stopped by last week around 1pm. Went to the $30 dance area with a slim 22yo blonde going by Eva. She gave a very nice dance with good grinding and stick shifting over the boxers…

Plenty of girls walking around and dancing. Very friendly staff from the dancers to the bartenders. As a woman I felt very comfortable Girls range from ok to good looking. All had beautiful…

Came here late on a weeknight. This is about as standard a Portland dive strip club experience as there is. Beer was decently priced. Bartender was attentive. And the girls were good too. Think there…

Great night with several lap dances from several girls! $20 per song private lap dances - worth it 100% Dollar dances are a great preview of the quality of the private dance. Recommend getting one from each…

Was in Columbia Mo for business. Just wanted to get a beer. Found a bar on my GPS called Speakeasy. Decided to try it out. Turns out this bar was connected to Club Vogue…

I've been to the Cafe a few times in the past, and they've done some renovations since the last time I was here. They converted the old adult toy store area into two (maybe three)…

Always a favorite, we stopped in around 1am after a losing night at the casino. My wife and I enjoy the vibe at the club and certainly watching the girls. It was a Tuesday…

I went to this place because it got the kind of reviews on here that are more to my liking and it was close to the airport. It had bar to the right, a stage…

Always looking to stop by but was disappointed this night. Usually a good spot to get your money's worth but there was a different vibe this time around, I'd say skip out slower days or…

Visit: April 2018, 9:00 pm, one hour. Picked because proximate to my hotel, reviews indicate it's inexpensive, and I'm a strip club newbie. Front door was open, so stepped in and glanced around -- club…

I stopped in after a trip to Raleigh. There were lots of girls in the club and plenty of customers, but the girls were mostly walking in pairs and talking with each other or outside…

I returned to EI after a two month absence, hoping that there would be a good vibe on the day before Thanksgiving. (Three years ago there was.) Things were a bit…

Club layout and club details have been talked about in multiple other reviews...I won't waste time on that. Shortly after I got there, this petite little thing asked if she could join me.…

In town for the thanksgiving holiday and decided to head out the day before to see if I could find any fun. Things started at my old hunting ground Red Parrot, long story short…

Since it is the only club in town, I had low expectations, but it had to be better than hanging out in a hotel room on a Friday night watching TV. I arrived about 9:00.…

It was a Sunday after the ravens games and we decided to go in . We went in before and meet a dancer that was great so we decided to see if she would be…

Went to several bars in Nana on this recent trip to BK. There are countless numbers of girls working and they rotate the stage every 5 to 10 minutes. Generally they just sort of slow…

since I was traveling thru ky, I stop here to check out the girls, last time was average, its been no change from years ago. mostly older, been thru the ringer…

There was one guy roaming around with a beer in hand, leaning over other guys sitting at the stages, and talking to the gals. The ladies were polite, but clearly annoyed, and tried to…

I am really not sure why this place isn't better. There is no parking fee, the club itself is very nice, they have great drink deals, and the VIP rooms have far and away the…

This was my 4 th visit to this club this year on my business trip. Last few times, I had somewhat positive experience so I kept coming back. But this time, I had poor experience…

I had about an hour to kill, so I stopped in early in the afternoon. The place is in a good area, across from a golf course. Cover was $10 and they scanned IDs…

This place is really incredible. There are a countless amounts of girls all dancing on the stage. They wear a little skirt with nothing on underneath. There is also an upstairs with a glass floor…

Went to my favorite dive bar with some friends and had a great time. I was in the neighborhood, and decided to get some Sugar. I headed over at 9 PM on a Wednesday night. The…

This place gets a bad rap but it’s actually not bad. I got there early afternoon and was the only customer the management came out to serve me a beer. One dancer strolled out mixed…

Ive visited this club close to a 1/2 dozen time over the last few years. Like everyone has said the parking lot is a mess, not a big deal for me but it matched the…

I have never been bored at this club. It has your typical range of dancers, though I don't think any go to the 9-10 level for most of the world, but for me they are…

This club used to be my go to, very hot latinas that gave great dances and weren't a slight but shy. Now after several visits I see myself spending less on dances and more lurking…

So my high school friends were in from out of town for Thanksgiving and we decide to hit up Cheetahs after dinner and a few drinks at the bar next door. Seeing how Cheetahs is…

Was there this past Saturday after a few month hiatus. Little of the same and then some. Plenty of parking and it looked like they had valet now. Cover as usual on a Saturday night,…

Many beautiful, honest-to-god 10s that seem like out of work actresses or models. It’s better on weekdays because a lot of the girls fly to Vegas on weekends, but I think the same girls are…

One of the most awkward parts of any strip club visit is the uptime. All performers gather on stage at the top of the hour and then walk around the club soliciting dances. (Often,…

Walked in on a Monday afternoon around 3. Everyone was pretty chill among the staff. There weren’t many guys but a decent number of women. I was immediately approached by a gorgeous Cuban chick. I…

I visited FC for the first time a couple months ago and enjoyed it, so I came back to Detroit for more a couple weeks ago. Got there around 9pm on a Friday.…

It’s been awhile since I’ve been to Foxys, and since they are open until 5am everyday, I decided to stop in and see how things were. Parking was free and plenty of it. It’s byob…

Arrived Sunday night around 10PM. About 10 dancers, and the same amount of people was present. 3 Stages, 1 main, 1 in the back, and one off to the side. And one additional cage in…

Went to Vlive on a Saturday night. I had no problems getting in as I am a frequent patron in the strip clubs in the south suburbs. I knew a promoter on the night so…

This was my first time to Tijuana and, of course, first time to HK. It has been on my bucket list for years and it did not disappoint. It's true; this place is…

So my high school friends were in from out of town for Thanksgiving and we decide to hit up Cheetahs after dinner and a few drinks at the bar next door. Seeing how Cheetahs is…

I’ve been more of a weekend warrior lately, but me and the CF haven’t connected in a while and I decided to make a work night exception. I think most know the club layout by…

Stopped in on an early Sunday around 11:30, no ladies around except for bar owner. She did the typical slide up next to me and rubbed my back. I buy us both a beer.…

Buddy and I swung by there late on a Monday night. We had never been there and did not realize that they did not even take their tops off. I did start talking to one…

This place has probably got the best looking girls in Bakersfield. A few seemed a bit disinterested but most were very friendly and sociable. The music playing during performances was very distorted from the speakers,…

I decided to give Rachels Steakhouse and mens club a visit last weekend. The venue was nice, it's large and spacious. Very upscale. There were around 20-30 girls that evening and while I wasn't attracted…

The club can be described with one word (average) but I will try to be as detailed as I can with my experience. I walked in at about 9 pm on a saturday night. I…

Stopped in while I was in town for the day around 7pm. This was prob not the best time to come in as the transition to the night shift was taking place. Sat…

Went in on a Saturday night around 9pm. There seemed to be about 10-15 girls working. Unfortunately, I didn't most of them very attractive. The stage dances were pretty tame, so they weren't particularly interesting…

Drove by the club today and the entire parking lot and club are fenced off. Club looks to be closed, at least for the short term. Could never figure how this club stayed…

I decided to try Platinum 84 one more time after a "meh" visit a couple years ago. The place has a huge bar in an even huger room. It's quite massive that one knows not…

Stopped by the purple orchid the day before thanksgiving. There were about 7-8 girls working. Spent about an hour or hour and a half there. the club was pretty slow when I got there…

So I decided to check out this club to see if it has stayed the same, gotten better or gotten worse since the last time I was here which was several months ago. People that…

Stopped by mid afternoon and found things livelier than my previous visits. A nice selection of women and more energy - like the dancers and customers were having fun before the holiday. Just as I…

I stopped by on a Sunday afternoon. When I was in several years ago, I remember there being stages all over the club. This time, there were 5 stages right next to each other where…

The club has been going some minor upgrades with better lighting and might have done some re-holstering. Girls have been mostly mixed. Mostly curvy and overweight. The vets are less inclined to have any conversation…