Reviews

Due to my schedule, I've only been to Kittens in the afternoon (which covers the entire time period since the club opened). This review covers two recent visits. My previous reviews have categorized…

Came here on a Friday afternoon. The place was busy with a little over 10 dancers and same amount of customers. Dancers range from 5-8 with mostly Latinas. Range of size (mostly…

Was in town for SEMA awhile back and headed to the rhino after a disappointing trip to Little Darlings. I was fucked up On drugs which was a lot of fun. Called for the free…

Happened to be driving by late Christmas eve and noticed it was open so decided to check it out...first time there...nice looking club kind of a motor garage industrial motif a bit bright but nice.beer…

I stopped by on a weeknight, around 9:30. The club is in an easily walkable area, which was deserted In the immediate vicinity but close enough to activity that I wasn’t concerned. As…

Never know that a place like this was located in Altoona. It can be a little difficult to find but just look for the neon pink coconut sign. It's located near some railroad tracks! The…

Night time girls here are still so full of themselves. Some won’t even do any $25 dances. They only shop around for hitters willing to pluck down $500 minimum for a 30 min VIP room.…

This place is a members only club , but they must recognize me now and don't ask for my card , just the $10.00 for entry . The parking lot has plenty of pot holes…

I came in on a Saturday to see a girl I who knew was working, so I didn’t spend a lot of time looking for other girls. Generally though it’s a lot of girls from…

So 2nd time here, business brought me thru the area so I stopped in again, I like that the bar tenders wear stripper outfits. The first time I was here in October,…

So you drive by Shooter's all the time on I-94, and you just know it's going to be a locals' place with cheap beer and tired dancers. The vast empty parking lot makes me think that…

Went for late lunch, cover was 10$ and got a 10$ food voucher. Had a blt and a 12oz cider for 15$(-10$ voucher so 5$) ciders were 6.25$. Bar area had patrons and about 50%…

Visited this Club last week on a Friday evening around 7:30. Sat at a table near the stage. There were plenty of ladies to choose from. The waitress asked if we would like to order…

I stopped in on Thursday, mid day for a quick visit. I really was not expecting much because it has been the same old day shift girls working. If you visit frequently, Kyra, Adria will…

Been away from the clubs lately due to work, but I found myself in Fayetteville on Friday with some time so I decided to revisit Sparkys. Arrived about 12:30 and strolled in (there was no…

So I heard that this place is hit or miss. After my first experiences with it, I decided to give it another chance. Big mistake. I arrived and there was just an SUV parked in…

Friday afternoon before Christmas, and you could feel the financial strain in the air. More girls in here than a typical Friday at lunch time, and they weren't paying as much attention to…

Definitely on the nicer side of clubs I’ve been to. There is a full node vip section down stairs. Didn’t go there but did go to the booths in the back. This is where you…

Stopped into Desi’s after doing some Christmas shopping. I needed a drink after putting up with the crowds of stupid people. I walked in a there was one skinny girls sitting at the…

Been here a couple of times. Usually after midnight. I didn't have to pay for parking. Cover was $25. Most girls are sexy, with a few exceptions. Needless to say almost every girl here is…

Stopped by for the Xmas Party last week. Great food and lots of girls. The night staff is still not as friendly as the day staff but getting better. The cover at night is $7…

I visited this club on Saturday afternoon, there were the usual faces there , nothing new same shit as before. While was sitting at the bar , the bartender came and gave me a decent…

This was my first visit to Greensboro and the treasure club. I had an hour or so to kill before my meeting so I figured why not. First off finding the club is a bit…

Not from the area, drove over 4 hours to bring a friend that was only in Houston temporarily. Said friend is a nerd type, and would never go to somewhere like a stripclub himself. Perfect…

See my earlier reviews for full details on this venue. I arrived at about 7.00 in evening on Friday before having just left a packed Rainbow to find a dead Griffin. £10 to get in because…

I have not been to The Rainbow for maybe two or three years. Thought I would give it a try on the last Friday before Xmas. Since I last visited it has been closed (maybe more…

Came here Christmas night after I had visited Lonely deja vu down the street. Got here around midnight pretty late for it been a Tuesday night, and was able to use an instagram coupon $5…

It could have been an off day but I showed up in the afternoon and the bartender and one other dancer was working. I was warned ahead of time, so no big deal. The real…

Arrived late afternoon at The Nag on the Friday before Xmas. It was very busy and I couldn't get a seat very near the stage. The seats in front of the stage at the venue…

Been here a few times since my last review the place is in a long downward spiral. Still byob or other drink and only open 3 nights a week. They have a rew regular girls…

I got in around 8:15pm and left a little after 9. There were already two hour dancers and a few more on the heavy side. Five dollar cover. Got hit up to…

I had a night to kill in Arlington and was by myself so I decided to head over to CCR and see some skin and grab dinner. YES, I actually got food at the gent's…

Definitely worth at least going once. As stated before, if into girls on the heavier side this is your spot. The prices were decent for what you get. I went in to blow off some…

Went in there at about 10 pm. No cover charge. Ordered a beer. There were 4 girls and 1 another customer in there. Was completely dead. Of all the girls out there only 1 was…

I was bored Christmas night so decided to stop in, when I first got there no customers and 4 girls working and no music playing. I sat down and a few seconds later a girl…

Visited this place couple of weeks back. First of all, name of this place is “The Dream Boutique, Adult Entertainment Center”. Second, this is not a strip club. This is an adult store. There is…

This is a decent club. I went on a thursday afternoon . the place was empty of patrons. there was just one other dude. 6 girls circulating. All…

Walked in a little after midnight with a group of my friends and paid my ten dollar cover. Sat at a table and got very prompt service for our drink orders. The club had a…

Half way between Charleston and Columbia. Stopped and was actually surprised at the quality of dancers who drove from Charleston. Only 4-5 girls around 10 pm and 2 looked decent. Hung out at the bar…

Went there after 5 pm on a saturday. It was easy to get to as its on one of the major streets in Niagara Falls. Walked in and there were main stage and a little…

After reading reviews, really wanted to see the big booty, sexy, dusky latinas at Sugar Daddy's. Arrived at 5 PM on a weekday. It's a red-box brick building next to a creek in the Long Island…

Walked in to Centerfolds on a Tuesday night. The area felt somewhat safe, but I had to pay the guy at the door to park in an area that was well lit. Was greeted at the…

I go in and get situated at the bar and noticed not a lot of patrons and not a lot of dancers. Not the best sign ever but it was what it is. I got…

Shouldn't have spent as much money or as much time here, as I did, on a Tuesday in early-ish December. I had gone to my usual club (Visions, in New Orleans East) and on my…

So me and my buddy walked here from a nearby hotel... pretty buzzed at this point. Before even getting to the building my buddy passes out and i had to get a bouncer to help…

After a long gap of 8-9 months, i visited this place and sure there were little changes. Valet $10, cover $20 and booth for $40. I spent half hour getting comfortable and being adjusted to…

This was a Friday evening around 8 . Valet $10, cover $20 and booth for $40. While getting comfortable i was approached by a fatty tatty in her mid 30s and full of cream on…

I went to Teasers around 22:20 on a Saturday night. Parking is in a fenced in area and a little tight to maneuver if you drive a big body. There was a $6 cover at…

Since my review of the club is already the latest one, from earlier this year, I will keep it brief. I was in Bakersfield and tried Exotic Kitty's early on Saturday night and it was…

Good location on Harry Hines Blvd. $10 cover. But go in it’s a total waste of time. Mostly black and Latinas but girls were not that hot. DJ wouldn’t shut the hell up. I saw…

Players is still largely the same. This remains a "nude" club meaning no alcohol. Cover remains $10 as in the past and includes a non-alcoholic drink. There are different dance options $35/5 minute VIP…

I've gone here about 5 times now and we always have a great time. Ron who works the door always helps us find a seat. We sit at the stage. Drinks are $13+ for liquor.…

I made the trek up to the north side of Buick City on Saturday night after midnight. Other than a few party stores, The Odyssey was the only place open. There was a $10 cover…

My girl and I were in Daytona for a weekend getaway, we went to the Oyster Pub for some food and drinks, and after a pretty good buzz decided to be adventurous and walk down…

I used to come here often. I took a few months off after a few brutal visits. The dancers there have changed a ton in terms of quality. While this is definitely subjective, the…

Around 9:15 pm I parked my car in the parking lot just in front of the entrance as I usually do. Doorman asked for my ID as he usually does. I showed my gold card…

I was passing through the area, so I decided to stop and see if there was new talent. Some of the usual were present doing their usual, Katia, Renee and Jade stepping from customer to…

I used to visit this place at the other location, when it was Unique. This was my first visit in the new location, as Hush. Same concept, pricing and hit-or-miss on model and your satisfaction.…

ENTER THE CHAINDOGI Came in Sunday night looking for KC hoping to celebrate Festivus. I was happy to see cars in the parking lot and customers in the building. Ten dollar cover, 5 bucks a…

So its been a while since ive visited this strip club. Instantly as soon as i sat down inside i got approached by one of the dancers asking if id like to go for a…

First time back in Vegas in more than a year. Texted one of my regulars to see if she was still working there, she was, but her friend wasn't which was a little disappointing, I…

First time back at baby dolls after a long break. This place is as consistent as ever. A lot of the same girls as before, but they are all hot and friendly. Lap dances are…

I've been in past and have to say this night was among the most crowded and highest quality I've seen. A wide variety of girls were on and most were beautiful or at least…

Hadn’t been here in a while as I usually take my chances at Dreamgirks but due to the lack of talent and customers I thought I’d give it a shot. Came in and sat down…

I travel to Augusta two or three times a year and always stay in Portland at a hotel that is located across the street from PT's Showclub. I figure.....I can stay in the hotel…

This is my third time writing this review - hopefully it's approved this time. All I can say is wow! I didn't expect much, having been there before. Usual crowd of guys, and usual mix…

I came here with a friend from Dave and Busters, as we decided to see some T&A as the nightcap to our adventures. Club Risque was chosen as the location since we had been drinking…

Got some dances from a Black girl who goes by LaLa that has been dancing at the Hugger for a little while now and I've always been interested in but never got around to trying…

Cabaret Go Go used to be one of mainstays in my early years of mongering. Those were the days I would frequently visit Newark, irvington, and Paterson for guranteed high mileage lapdances. These days Im…

Went to H8N on Saturday before Xmas hoping to repeat a previous Saturday visit of a couple of months ago. Arrived around 3pm. Only a couple of cars in the no-valet parking lot. Had a…

Came in on a Sunday night. Was relatively slow. Only 5 dancers with 4 white dancers and one Asian vs Black (not quite sure what race). Paid a $20 cover. Sat down at their man…

I just left a review of Dollies. Scarlett’s is the exact opposite. You have yin and yang. Dollies has past their prime girls looking to show you a good time, and Scarlett’s has beautiful women…

This club has got to be one of the shittiest clubs on the planet. I can’t even imagine a worse one in Tijuana or Thailand. That being said, it always delivers if you are short…

I hadn't been to any of the local clubs in several months, so while in the area I stopped by DVLC. It was a Saturday night around 11pm, and there were plenty of girls working,…

I am not from the area, but felt like this club was located in middle of nowhere. It had a huge parking lot though. Went on a Saturday afternoon, and there were around 6-8 dancers…

EB remains a reliable standby for me in the Northeast. It's actually been getting a little new blood in the past few months. However, it really needs a full transfusion. $5 cover and $5 water is…

So Rumors is one of my regular clubs to visit. Probably 2 - 5 times/month. Haven't written a review for Rumors in 4+ years so figured it's time for an update. The…

I can confirm that management at the Cadillac Lounge has indeed taken down the curtains that used to enclose their champagne rooms. This is apparently a precaution against being shutdown like the nearby Foxy Lady…

Stopped into South after spending some time in G North. No cover and the girls said that dances at the bar were $10....Hmmm, I thought they were the same price as the dances a G…

Because I spend the vast majority of my strip club time at Desire, I thought it was incumbent upon me to provide the best possible information for my fellow perverts. And I say pervert in…

Stayed in Hotel Rizo this time instead of Hotel Cascadas. Pretty nice quiet alternative hotel to Hotel Cascadas. Took an Uber to NB Elite. Was only charged in Pesos, super cheap, after…

After finishing some last minute shopping downtown I passed by Pandoras on my way home. I stopped in and low and behold it was fairly empty of customers, but packed out with dancers.…

Visited Wackos on Sunday afternoon. Not terribly busy and only a few dancers working. Given it was one of the last days to make money before Christmas I expected to see more dancers.…

I hadn’t been to Bourbon in a while so I dropped in with some out of town friends on Friday night: The place hasn’t changed much with 3 stages and the 9pm girls, girls,…

Was in Vegas for a bachelor party on a sat night. Got a limo and ended the night at hustlers. Upon arrival, as u can imagine it was pretty packed. Only seats open…

As long as you manage your expectations you can have a good time here. I sometimes don't like this place but then I have to remember its not Philly. But it can…

Like most, I was in the area and done with work till the next am last week. Decided to wander after Reading reviews on here - saved this for the last stop. Rest of the night…

10 dancers, same # of guys. Good ol' Victoria slim small tits very onstage friendly. Darcy. Big brunette wearing 1950's Miss America swimsuit thingy. Removed nothing. Heather. Pretty face, spinner bod, green lacy teddy with no pasties. Very…

It was pretty busy. We wasted a lot of money trying to tip and wait on girls who were not interested in dancing for couples, which is sad because we both enjoy the experience equally,…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening. Paid to park, cover, and got a beer. Club was busy bot not packed. Good amount of girls. Most were Cubans. Some usa girls,…

I visited chicas two consecutive days in the afternoon. Took Uber from the strip to the casino nearby. Crossed the street and got into the club. In the afternoon they didn’t ask for cover and…

On a recent recon trip to Tootsies I noticed this club was very close and thought it worth a stop also. Easy to find and the parking lot was nearly empty so in I went.…

These girls are whales and they are not very great to look at. The worst part of this visit came when one of the whales tried to give me lapdance and than queefed on me.…

Visions isn't bad if you're looking for some laid back fun near downtown Madison, WI. Big advisory: Parking can be a challenge - *do not park* at the Mexican restaurant or auto parts…

Not exactly my kind of club but on a recent swing thru south beach I had a couple down days and a rent car at my disposal so I did a bit of booby scouting.…

Arrived at Ricks shortly after 10pm. Cover at 10 jumps from 10 to 15 dollars. Plenary of tables and chairs surrounding the one main stage and two side stages. Seemed most folks sat…

There is a decent cluster of clubs in Daytona Beach. A couple years back, I would check out Grandview and Lollipops more, but I prefer Molly Browns these days because the dances I get are…

The most recent review (10/1/18) of this place is very accurate. I went the same time of the week and have many of the same sentiments. The girls are very pretty in the 7-8 range. Cover…

So, I arrive about 1130, I expected to see more business and customers than I did. At most, I saw about 8 dancers. I bought a beer and went to sit down. That's when it…

I've traveled extensively and visited many clubs throughout the US-48 States. One of my biggest pet peeves with the Washington, DC/Northern VA area is that the vast majority of clubs in DC-proper (particularly in…