Country Girl Did Not Shake It For Me

Found myself in STL again and I decided to check out the Country Rock Cabaret. The place is rather large, you walk in, pay your cover ($15) and they pat you down. You end up on the left side of the club where the bar is straight ahead (drinks were $7 for beer and they have it on tap!). On the right of the bar there's a small stage with some chairs around it. In the front center of the main room is the main stage with the race car themed car. Pissers on the right of the main stage, and another small stage at the far right side of the place. in the very back they have a video slot room (although why would anyone blow their money on that when there's tities out). There is another larger room at the far right, but that was closed off (I think it's only used for special events or parties). LDA is off a hallway in that other room, but the girl can escort you there. Theme wise, it's almost exactly what you'd expect. The place is country and rock n roll themed. There's a car on stage, pissers are old kegs, they play country and rock, and most of the staff wear country outfits (not the strippers).

I'd say there were about 25 dancers and all 3 stages were being used. typically each stage had one girl each although sometimes there were 2 on the main stage. As far as women, they ranged from 3s to one solid 9, I'd say on average a 5. Mostly while, AA, or Hispanic women ranging from 20-40s id say late 20s on average. As far as stage dances go, it varies quite a bit, some girls will just stand there and look pretty while others will hop in your lap and grind or motorboat you after tipping a few bucks. Most of the girls went topless, but none went nude on stage while I was there. There was really only one girl that stood out to me as attractive and someone I'd want to get a dance with, but she was really hesitant as it was her second shift and she hadn't given any dances yet. I had some other dancers quoting me $60 for a dance which is insane. After some more tipping on stage and talking off stage, the original girl I wanted a dance from agreed to give it a shot, but quoted me $65/dance. After some negotiating, I talked her down to 3/$150 (not great, but she had to be the hottest stripper I had ever seen, and I'd be taking her lap dance virginity). Lap dances are in a semi secluded booth and are full nude, she let me touch everything except between the legs. For a first timer, she was a natural. Wasn't the best dance I have ever gotten, but it's up there and she's definitely the cutest stripper I've gotten a dance from. One thing to note is that there is an additional $10 fee to get into the lap dance rooms, it's a one time fee and you get a wrist band to get back in for the rest of the night.

Overall, I feel like this place has potential, but I'm not sure that this is a place I'm dying to visit if I'm in the area again. If that one girl wasn't there's I probably would have left and tried my luck somewhere else. Also it was a themed night, I think it was supposed to be like princesses or something, but there was maybe one singular stripper with a tiara. No one was wearing anything on theme let alone country or rock. Just generic bikinis and lingerie. I really like the concept and the venue is decked out, but unless they become stricter about dressing on theme and hire some better talent, I don't see the point.