Reviews

If I lived in South Florida, I’d be broke. I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon after doing a drive-by sheet it was very busy. The radio wasn’t so busy, and I thought that meant…

I've been here a couple times since my last review. Whenever they post a free or reduced entry post on IG I go and check it out. Reduced entry nights are $10 cover,…

I decided to take a tour of the clubs in the area - all first time visits for me. Stopped here on a friday night around 11pm. Parking was difficult as the lot…

Did well at the tables in AC so I decided to stop here on the way back home. Got there around 11:45p on a Sat eve. Paid $20 cover and a $5 coke. There…

I have previously been here before, but the first time I came my experience was much different. The first time I came to Nicolas was on a Tuesday there were plenty of girls the prices…

This review is 2 weeks delayed. We had a beautiful weekend here in central jersey so I went for a drive... thats when I randomly ran into this place. I had just driven by…

Nothing about the layout has changed and arrived before cover. A few girls working 4 WOC( 1 very large) , 1 Latin , 1 Blonde(kind of out of it) Baby doll and an older white woman…

I decided to take a tour of the clubs in the area - all first time visits for me. This was my first visit. Reading the reviews on here, I was skeptical about even going.…

Back here on a Tuesday around 1:30pm. The bouncer was really cool and reviewed all the pertinent info: $10 entry, $14 for 2 drinks, $50/song lap dances, full nude dances and stage show. It was…

First ever visit to club: I would return to club, though not go out of my way to do so. This being my first visit, I'll start with layout stuff. ORIENTATION: Club conveniently located ~ 3/4…

After stopping at DD in Toms River over the weekend on the way back from AC (review forthcoming), I thought i would stop at my nearby DD to see how things compared. I've…

I was there the other day on a sunday evening, around 9 PM. There were at least 12 very pretty girls in the house sitting at the bar or over to the side.…

Ok, I finally gave Geisha a try during my most recent trip to Madison. Often, I'm a bit hesitant to try these types of places - particularly when traveling - mainly due to concerns…

$5 cover + 1 drink (non-alcoholic 18+ club). Dances and rooms had an array of options from main floor to downstairs private curtain rooms. $45 fully nude per song, or save $15 for…

No cover. $20-$25 dances. This place has no poles so it's kind of a soft stage show just to get some views on the girls. The lap dances are hit or miss depending on…

I went searching for some local entertainment on a Tuesday night while I was out in LA for a work trip. I was jet lagged and looking for something to help me stay awake. I…

I've tried this place a few times this spring. It seems hit or miss in my opinion on the talent of the dancers. I was there a couple weeks ago to give it…

So, it had been a while since I was in Madison and, by association, my usual "circuit" of visiting Club Bristol (in Sun Prairie) and Visions. I visited Visions on a Wednesday night at…

I think this place is a good place to visit with a low budget. Utah state law prohibits every club should only choose no more than one of the three choices. 1. Full nude 2. customers - dancers…

Was trying to finish great casino night here. The entrance was easy, the hosts and security was quite good. Crowded at 6AM. Internals are really dark I barely seen something. The girls a really pushy…

I did some research before going. First time in a strip club since I went to one in Frankfurt Germany in 2011. $3 for parking, $10 to get in and went in to a small…

The club has been explained elsewhere, but here is my take on the place. I like the bar feel better than the stripper vibe of HK. I also like MILFs better than the glamor dolls…

I'm usually a fan of this place but today on their famous Tuesdays $10 lap dance it was. a. dud. Had 3 girls approach me. First one right when I walked in. She was…

I will not be returning to this club. A nice looking caramel-skinned lady (don’t remember her name, sorry) asked if I was looking for some fun, which I was, so we agreed on 50 minutes…

This review is based on my second visit to this club. Because, the first night I went I was a complete newbie and made all the rookie mistakes and it wasn't until I spent $100…

Made the trip for the first time here. Don't go without pants. Shorts won't get you in. They refused to let ppl in behind me and they didn't almost let me in but it was…

I was excited to visit Ricks as value rating is high and no pasties here . Arrived on Saturday after 10 pm. $5 cover which is good . I did not buy VIP. This club…

Was driving back on 60 fwy ( a little before 10pm ) and just decided to pay a quick visit to DVCOI (for old times sake). WTF......this place has changed a lot, and the overall club…

This club seemed a little small to me compared to someof the Florida clubs I am used to with fewer dancers however I was only there for a couple of minutes before I was approached…

Well, it had been months since I had visited Blue Moon. I was pretty surprised. They knocked own the building in the back that was sketchy and put a nice new wall and new parking…

Went in on a Sunday afternoon, only a hand full of girls and about the same for customers. Got there around 1pm but slowly more customers and dancers arrived. Never more then 40 people combined,…

I would think that, with no nearby competition, the quality of the dancers would improve. Well, I found out that is not true. Same dancers as the last time I visited in 12/18. Loud dancers,…

Thanks to the guys who suggested the LS. I arrived around 7:45 pm, this past Monday. The valet was right on point and told me how to enter. Once inside I…

On our annual bachelor trip to vegas.. hit spearmint rhino on Friday and palomino on Saturday. Rhino was a bust lot of girls but for whatever reason they all just seemed to be sitting…

This review will not fit the mold of most reviews, but the Clermont Lounge is not like most strip clubs. Yes, it has nude or almost nude dancing, but the “HOT” girls will not…

As a Philly resident this was actually my first time in the club so I'll include a description of the club as well, what piqued my interest was rumblings of out favorite PH dancers turning…

Please be nice to me, this is my first review on the boards. I am no veteran of the PH but was looking to make a visit until circumstances changed my mind. I got word that…

I was in northern Pasco on errands and decided to check out the nearby clubs. First, Icon was very slow so I left after one drink. Little did I know that that would…

I had planned on checking out sky11 (formerly skybox & more recently the boxxx) Sunday evening, but when I got there it was not open. Not wanting to waste the trip, I decided…

Stopped in after work yesterday, probably around 8pm. Saw a new (to me) dancer that was going by either Mia or Gia. Looked good but certainly not all natural. Saw a guy…

Dropped by to let the traffic die down, just after 5pm. $10 entry and $5 small drink. Haven't been here for months, hoping to have some fun. Celina, anya, ava, martina, tequila were doing…

Golfing is fine but every now and then I star thinking of entirely different ways of using my driver to get my balls in an inviting hole. Okay, I'm done now, had to get that…

Back to the Ballpark and the best I can offer is I didn’t have to make a u-turn. No Royal, Jade, Candy, Tatiana, etc., were on the board, so I was clear to enter. There…

I went into Ten's on a Saturday afternoon. There were probably only a half-dozen customers so I think dancers outnumbered them. I saw a good mix of dancers and they were pretty diverse.…

Stopped in on my way home around 3:30 to see if there were any new girls there that I had not seen before. A lot of the better looking girls seem to have regulars…

Went to Kittens looking for a little action on a Sat night. Stopped at the bar next door (the doghouse) to grab a quick beer and shot of fireball. They also have an ATM…

First time ever visiting this place but after some research I decided to visit (personally I look for the spot with the extras). Walked in had to pay $10 for cover and $6 for a…

1st time ever on a Monday, and haven't been in quite a while. Had agreed to meet a fav, she was there w/only about 6 others, but interestingly enough talent was decent, tho only…

Was in Las Vegas for a conference. Had been nearly a decade since I had been here last and had time to check out any of the clubs. Lots of taxis and mobile billboards trying to…

This club is so hit or miss. Some days you can go and there are many girls, very few patrons and the dancers are willing to please. Other days, and this was one of them,…

This was my first visit to Centerfolds. Parking was easy in a large clean lot. There were quite a few cars, which looked good for a Monday evening. I arrived about 7. The club exterior…

Girls Alice: Caucasion, blonde, tall, medium natural tits Natasha: Latina?, brunette, thick, huge natural tits Kylie: Caucasion, blonde, slender, small tits Kyra: Caucasion, blonde, petite, slender, medium natural tits Gracie?: Caucasion, blonde, tall, nice natural tits Jasmine?: Caucasion, brunette, fit, very…

I was a frequent visitor for years but recently they raised their rates and it feels like we better reassess who you get a dance from and to take your time for better mileage. My…

Went in around 4 or 5 on a Sunday afternoon. I think they'd been open only an hour or two. Paid cover to the woman running the door/bar. There were only 3 girls working, and…

Arrived at 8:30 pm and enjoyed a Lucille IPA next door at the Dog Pound for $6 before taking myself in to see the talent next door. I was hoping my beer would count for my…

INTRODUCTION I wasn’t going to write a review on this trip, but after seeing CP’s recent HL review, I thought I would add my thoughts and experiences. I arrived on Friday afternoon a little before 5…

First things first. Must admit that my buddy and I were here in the late afternoon on a nice Monday in early Spring. We had a bit of time to kill with nothing better to…

You'll find a mix of girls here, from fresh to burnt out, and they're all fairly committed to the no-hustle ethos. I've always liked the laid-back vibe of the Silver Dollar, at least in the afternoons…

This was my first time going to this club. Pulled up around 1 am... The parking lot is around the back. It’s a little sketchy but well lit. I had to walk…

I've been here quite a few times, with varying experiences. I'd often stop by after spending some time at a different club or bar that closed. Being open late it's a great spot to keep…

Was nearby so I figured I'd go check out some latinas before I headed home for the day. Turned out to be a really bad idea as I thought I stepped into the Twilight Zone…

I haven't been to Wax in a while and decided to stop by on a Saturday night. Wax used to be my go to for some freaky VIP action. There's a lot of talk about…

I stopped in on a $10 Monday knowing full well that there’s usually quite a few dancers on Mondays . I got there right at noon and the doorman says “you beat the dancers”…

Stopped in Monday evening while in town. Clun B was easy to find. Lots of parking. Place was very empty but girls were nice, friendly, and easy to talk to. No pushiest for dances we Hitch I…

I have been to Lusty’s 10 or so times over the years when on business in Akron. The previous descriptions of the bar are 100% right. The bar is a wreck.…

A recent review suggested this place is going downhill, particularly during the day. That seemed a bit true on this Monday afternoon visit, but there were still several attractive ladies willing to give a…

It had been a while since I had been to a strip club and I was always curious about this one. On a Friday night around 10 - 11ish, I figured "meh, I'll go check…

I decided to finally give Shotgun willies a try. I'm more of a PTs person but always open to trying new spots. Showed up around 3pm on a Friday. It was pretty crowded for a…

Haven't been here for a while but decided to stop by after work. Like usual, you get girls sit down next to the second you sit down, and asked to buy a drink. I don't…

The layout has been covered by others, but I will add that it can be a bit confusing at first, since it's part of a complex that includes other businesses and the whole system of…

Stopped by on my way from airport before heading west on business. One thing I’ve always like about this place is that you can pop in easily without the valet parking bs. Sure…

The HiLiter is my go to. I love this place for afternoons because there is no cover and it is usually very busy all times of the day which is rare from other clubs. Happy…

Stopped on by Saturday night around 8pm on my way back to madison. This was my first time at this club but i heard good things so i thought i would check it out. There is…

Was in town for work and decided I would finally check out Palomino. Left the Cosmo a little after 1a and took a taxi to the club. Little did I know how expensive…

Visited this after reading its rating on here. It was a Sunday evening - after around 11 PM. You can view the club right from the reception desk. The cashier was quite friendly, surprisingly. The club…

It was an early Monday evening so hardly anyone was there when I showed up at about 6:30. I only paid an $8 cover to get in. Once inside, the club was pretty empty. I…

Went to Camelot on a Tuesday in April 2019. I've never been to a DC club so did not know about the no lap dance rule, which was kind of lame. To be fair though that…

I had not been here in a while and I thought I would check it out. There is always plenty of parking available compared to other clubs. It is expensive to come here not…

I popped by the Orchid a couple of weeks ago after flying back into PHL. It's only about a 10 min drive from the airport and pretty much on my way home so I thought…

I haven't been to Paradise in a long time. What I remembered was a lot of smoke, cheap dancers of questionable quality, and no extras. However, there's been a bunch of reviews lately, so…

This used to be one of my “go to” afternoon clubs. Due to other circumstances, it has probably been a year since I visited. (They also went through a period of changing starting times, and…

I have frequented Crazy Horse for many years now. And times used to be better -- no doubt, but I'm addicted and the pickings here in SF have generally gone down but I still…

Just got back from my first ever Thursday night in here. It was sooooo much better than going on a Friday or Saturday I'm not sure I'll ever go back on the weekend. Just…

Last month I reviewed OZ which is right across Ulmerton rd from babydolls. Prior to my visit to OZ on the same day I stopped in babydolls for shits and giggles because it was so…

Bourbon Street is a clean club with two dance stages and some plain decor both inside and outside. The stages were very well-lit. The sitting areas were dimly lit and the bar had average amount…

I went in around happy hour and for a $10 cover ordered a couple drinks with me and my coworkers...a small busted blond named Scarlett that was muscular came up to me and offered me…

This is a two day review within a week between visits. The first visit was on a Friday afternoon around 4, and the place was packed with several women. I would say most were…

Walked in on a Monday afternoon to a fairly decent amount of nice looking and young ladies Nothing below a 6. 10 dollar cover and happy hour was in progress. Ordered a beer and had a…

I visited around 10-11 o’clock and it was a mistake. There were about 3 girls there and they all looked terrible. One was missing teeth and looked about 50 years old. There was one younger…

I was bored and decided to check this place out. From the outside it's pretty sketch but I decided to venture in anyway. Upon walking in I was greeted with a gentleman who was there…

I visited this club a long time ago, like 5 or seven years ago, glad I came back today. $5 cover, $6.50 Spotted Cow. I was probably the first customer , and that’s fine with…

Last month I reviewed OZ which is right across Ulmerton rd from babydolls. Prior to my visit to OZ on the same day I stopped in babydolls for shits and giggles because it was so…

I finally got to go back to the Philly area on a mix of personal and work business. Had my sights set on Playhouse after a prolonged absence and this review covers visits on…

Hi patrons, i was just passing by here from visiting a restaurant about 3-5 blks away and decided to drop by. When i got there there was a way too old dancer on…

When you visit the hip hugger you have remember you are in Kokomo and not Las Vegas. There is no cover during the day and a pitcher of beer is pretty cheap. So…

This place is still a total shithole. When you go downstairs at the door, it's a $5 cover charge, plus a 2-drink minimum. This place isn't even wheelchair accessible with just steps, and no ramp.…

$20 cover/$10 with pass. (i forgot about the yelp deal.) fountain drinks $6. other drinks available too. saturday they have a 3-4-40 nude lap dance special. $110 15 minutes vip. $160 25 minutes vip. hand…

Blackjacks is basically the only club I visit nowadays. I went on a Tuesday afternoon and I should have known by the parking lot that it was dead. There were four dancers and two…

First time at de ja vu. As you walk in the bar is immediately to your left and the stage is directly across. There are about 30 guys there, not bad for a Tuesday…

I have gone here a few times a year for the last couple years. Cover charge is $5 or $10 depending on how late you go. A little too dark inside. ATM…