Reviews

I went by the club around lunch time since I had just met a client nearby. The club was dark as usual and not too many dancers yet at that point of time.…

So I think everyone knows the deal on the layout of the club. Two bars, dancers linger in between which is cool they aren’t too pushy. Don’t know why there is a low urinal for…

I won’t go over the layout as it has been done many times. I stopped in on a Saturday night just looking for some fun. I have been here in the past and…

I've had a couple bad experiences here recently, but it's been getting better lately. The place is nothing to write home about, but you come for the girls not the glitz. Most will do whatever…

I have reviewed this place in the past and always enjoyed going there. The club is clean and well kept. The dancers have always been in my opinion average by that I mean reasonable looks…

Visited on a Friday. There is minimal street parking only. There is a long bar on the left that looks likenit hasnt been touched in 40 years.! With stools Wooden tables and chairs to.the side.…

Well swung into the 4 mile for a quick stop and hopping it would be how I remembered it back in my college days... Well.... not so much. I went in the early evening about 7…

Gold Room has probably one of the more nicest layouts of a modern strip club. It definitely sets the tone to attract the guest to get in the “mood”. The club is huge and have…

So first of all this is basically at the Scores Club. Lido takes the club over on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday and they host the event. I entered in on the 27th St…

Came on a Thursday late afternoon around 3pm. The club is very noticeable from the exterior and there is a bouncer at the street side. Once you enter you walk down a hallway…

I recently made a stop at Buck's on Mark IV Parkway in Fort Worth, fairly early on a Friday afternoon. Even though it was only about 1PM, there was a decent…

Came here with a buddy that was out of town. Didn't pay cover luckily because we walked in with a large group of guys and it was after 1am. The place is exactly what others…

Stopped by Tuesday around 1pm. Was pleasantly surprised to find 10+ girls working considering my last several visits there had only been 3-4. Mostly the regular faces but also a couple new girls that…

Stopped in with some buddies on a Friday night last month before we headed out to some other Fells Point bars. We didn’t stay long, definitely less than hour, just long enough to have a…

My overall impression of Solid Gold is consistent with most of the other reviews. This particular iteration of SG has not yet reached its former Ft Lauderdale glory, and it is unlikely that it…

Visited Hustler after a long time. I was impressed that the club has kept up the cleanliness and classiness. I always get the wristband for upstairs too. There were a few Russian girls, one of…

First, a quick note about Chicago Club. Stopped by here first based on glowing recent reviews. This afternoon though the club was dead. Only 7-10 girls, none attractive and I was the only monger in…

The club is split into two parts. Other reviews had mentioned it, but initially I thought the nude side would be closed, because it was a Tuesday and my understanding was that the nude side…

I stopped in right at 11:30, wanted to get in before I had to head to the airport, and was surprised to see no dancers anywhere on the floor. I've been in early before and…

First time here. Had seen mixed reviews. I enjoyed myself. Went early in the day when it is slow, but that is how I like it. In Tennessee I did not…

I visited on Monday evening and decided to take a different approach then my norm and what has worked well for me..bad mistake. I thought maybe I should talk to and explore those I…

Somewhat new to the area and still trying to feel things out. Sunday night I thought I would check out Deja Vu Seattle. I went to the Deja Vu by the Airport before it shut…

I’ve been around the block when it comes to Tampa Strip Clubs! I dream of the glory years of the 90’s when things were more fast & loose. This particular club is as clean as…

I took an Uber from my hotel near LAX and arrived around 10:30 pm on Tuesday. Got frisked outside and then entered and paid $10 at the door. I sat at the bar…

Haven't been here in a few months even though this has been my favorite local club. There's no other way to say this...it sucked tonight. Strip clubs are supposed to be about fantasy. Not everyone's…

Visited Tuesday May 14 at 11:00 pm. With the Playhouse out of commission, I decided to scope out some other spots in the local area. I visited Risqué once about a year ago and my goal…

I won't call this a review but I stopped in this club to see if anything had changed since my last visit a few months ago. There were 7 or so dancers. At different times…

Traffic sucks in raining Seattle at 5pm. Stopped in to let the traffic die down. Paid$15 and got a large coke and sat on the benches overlooking the locker room. About 10 girls and 3…

Not much to choose from in the area but I went for it while on a business trip to nwa. Was hoping for a college girl to be working but they all seemed like townies.…

It's been a while since my last review for a club. I was in Jax for work and got bored afterwards and wanted to see how Wackos was. For a Sunday night I was surprised…

Went for a friend’s bachelor party and we bought a VIP package. The drinks and admission were a decent value, which was appreciated. Definitely made us more willing to spend on the girls. The pole…

Been here a few times before pretty much the same overall as far as the layout. This place is bring your own beer so you should come prepared. The dancers all walk around the stage…

Red Room continues to be one of three clubs (PC, Harem the others) that are not complete waste of time on block. Facilities, bar tenders still the same, good lap dance section and garbage VIP. Red…

So, I had a couple appointments in the Akron area, so I thought I would stop by. It is been a while. About a year since I’ve been back. I entered the bar and took…

When I hit a SC for lunch I usually go to Emporers, but the last few times have had very few girls working causing incredibly slow stage rotations with multiple songs between sets that are…

I've been here a couple of times now, typically on weekday nights. It's never been overly busy during that time, so there's definitely a good ratio of dancers to patrons. Large space and stage, so…

First time at Secrets, went about 5:00 on a Tuesday. A big place, long bar with seats on both sides, about 15 tables with a big stage, a pool table and a full kitchen.…

I have read the strip club scene reviews regarding any clubs near Orlando and I must say my curiosity got the best of me. This place was a waste of time and money. The…

This was my first visit to the "new" lido. Basically, it's just Scores with additional dancers, but I think it's better than Scores on it's own. So the entrance is the back door to…

It’s probably been five or six years since I was last here. Nothings changed. Walked in around three and two girls were on the floor, supposedly our third was in the back getting ready. But…

Must have been a slow day only one lady was working. When I sat at the bar she got up off the couch and asked what I wanted and laid back down after I…

Hadn't been for a while & I needed to kill time before I went in to my job, seemed like the best time to go. The outside of club is the same. Industrial area in Beltsville,…

I have to totally agree with the reviews that have come before regarding the location, ambiance, etc. I went in knowing what to expect and personally, had a great time.…

I like this place because of the dancers and the atmosphere. Most lovely dancers in a casual neighborhood bar kind of setting. They are nice to talk with on stage and off stage. Average age…

Having PH withdrawal, I took a ride to Ballpark. Smaller than I thought with a c shaped bar, small stage on the back wall with 1 pole in the middle of it. Paid…

I have been there three times and Kandy's has satisfied each time. The other clubs in PA can't compare. The girls are incredibly nice and are not overly aggressive. Be aware this place is BYOB…

I've been to Rivera's a few time late on Friday or Saturday nights. I usually arrive after 11pm and stay an hour or two depending on the vibe. On to the pertinent details. GETTING IN: The…

I stopped by on a Friday evening to check the place out, normally I stop by at lunch time. The bar entrance is at the back of the building off a cramped parking lot. I…

I hit Scarlett's on a Wednesday evening and 730. It was pretty quiet as you'd expect. I arrived and was able to go to the bar and get a bottle of water for about $5…

I had an hour to kill while in the area, so I stopped by Kitten's on a Saturday afternoon. It was really slow, and there looked to be around 8-10 girls working and maybe 5…

----------- NOTES: ----------- + this is kinda a long wordy review of a small-black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you + this review is part of a…

----------- NOTES: ----------- + review is long/wordy - skip it if short on time/patience + this review is part of a 3-part PL-trilogy/road-trip - all 3 reviews will have the same Intro section thus no need to re-read the…

Yes, this is one of my go to places in the Northern Wilds of Wisconsin - it just sort of has a fun vibe and sometimes strange things happen. Well, a couple weeks ago on…

In summary, Camelot is a classy, very low pressure and low mileage, “tip” only club. Beautiful girls to look at while you’re relaxing. Camelot's biggest challenge is a marketing challenge and setting expectations. As DC…

the valet is 20 bucks and the cover is 20 bucks. The places smells like marijuana and the music is so loud. They offer hooka and you can smoke inside but the atmosphere is not…

Heard of this place for years now just never wanted to make the drive. its a pretty small place for a club and for some reason i decided to check it out on a monday…

I had not been to this place in a long time, not since the new ownership took over. It was late at night and I had just had a bad experience at the Hi-Liter…

I had been to this place before and had good luck but this time I did not. The stage was empty about half the time and the girls were all talking to other guys…

So I’ve had a few bad experiences here and vowed to never return...famous last words. Nothing has changed as far as layout. Two stages and a VIP. I moved out of town and a friend…

So I used to live in Belmont and used frequent this joint many years ago. Back when the strip club scene was strong this place was such a good value. Well for me the value…

As you pull in Dancers it has a great parking lot with no pot holes and very light with cameras to make you feel safe! Enter in and it is so dark it takes…

Been over a year since I have been here was hoping things had changed. Arrived early on a Saturday evening around 6:30, walked in and the place was dead. The guy at the door…

So I was coming back early from a meeting one afternoon and decided to stop in instead of heading back to domestic bliss. I paid the 5 dollar coverage and decided to go into…

I was visiting from out of town and worked here on a Thursday and Friday. On the phone, they told me to have my ID and social. In person, I’m not too sure they even…

Seasons come and go, but Bogarts never changes. Don’t let a new awning out front fool you, the appeal of Bogarts is unaltered. Within striking distance of Detroit metro airport, Bogarts continues the pattern…

Made another trip to Dancers, this time during the week. This club has become quite comfortable for me. You won’t find any extras here but always reasonably attractive women and a good grind. Scanned idea…

In town for business. Stopped by BT Dearborn first but couldn’t close the deal. Headed to Criket next. About 10 dancers and equal number of patrons. The girls were a bit too far…

I first went to Chicago club 4 years ago. It was quite boring and dead. There was about 5 to 6 girls in there and 1 or 2 guys. Been there a…

I've been living in south Florida for 5 years and I've reviewed Cheetah's a few times giving them good reviews. I went in today for the first time in a couple of months and it…

Although I have reviewed Fantasy before, and visited the establishment many times in the last 5 years, I intend to review it again to allow everyone to know what they can expect if they decide…

This review is for both Wednesday and a Thursday afternoon visits, about a week apart. I got there around 3 PM both times, and found the parking lot to be about half full, despite the…

...so I found out this last trip to HL on an early Thursday afternoon. There's no cover in the afternoon (until 5pm I believe) and the early afternoon is a great time to catch the…

Only my 3rd ever visit to the Axe and my 2nd review on the establishment. My first was a full 10 years ago, and rather disappointing. I didn't review the second visit 4 years ago as it…

To start off, I’m sure others have touched on this, but this isn’t a traditional club where you sit and watch girls on the stage. You sit at a bar, and girls walk by and…

Leaving this review whole it’s FRESH! As in, I still smell of herb and smoke. And before I walk into Cheetah. I am not planning on comparing the two as I using them for two…

Was traveling back from Kentucky to my normal stomping grounds and had to stop for the night, checked into a motel just off the interstate and after getting something to eat I googled the closest…

Stopped in for the first time on a Monday. Surprised to see only 1 dancer over 45 minutes. Nice enough but weird that the dj seemed to be a tape as he was commenting…

The El Paso strip club The Cabaret closed down permanently amid prostitution complaints according to the El Paso Times. They were supposed to work things out and reopen after the last hearing on April 12…

My fave clean cut place. Girls are very hot, all great skinny bods. Almost all euros. Its a hang out place, not a high mileage place. Went back again recently. I think theres a lot…

Had a day off of work and some cash to burn. Figured it has been nearly 2 years since I was out for some fun and wanted to get back into the game. I grabbed…

I was visiting Orange County for a conference, and I decided to go in on a Weekday night (~9PM) to catch a basketball game and catch a dance. The cover was 10$ and a corona…

I stopped into BD for the first time in a few months on a Saturday afternoon. Same setup as always. Girls rotate stages and work their way around the room. I still haven't figured out…

I went here a couple of years back. Experience was not good. It was ok. When in the area, always visit Allure. I couldn’t take prior appointment with Allure and it was very busy. When…

Another visit too Dollies for me. If your looking for girls in the 7 and above rating you way want to consider another town let alone another club in Washington. First of all, this…

Decided to try the moon during the 12 to 2 special. Came on a Monday around 12:30 and wasn't too packed like I'd thought. The cover is 5 bucks and covers any entree with the…

Decided to try the moon during the 12 to 2 special. Came on a Monday around 12:30 and wasn't too packed like I'd thought. The cover is 5 bucks and covers any entree with the…

$20 cover to see fat dancers in bikini. Don't waste your money in this place. Its def the first and last for me. With some many good strip clubs around the area. I don't this…

So on a very rare occasion, i end up walking in around 1:00 am. I am a day time or early evening guy. I dont really frequent clubs late nights especially weekend nights. I…

This club is located relatively close to regular clubs, which is convenient for Philly. Got there at 12:30....thank god because it’s BYOB after 2. It really wasn’t as crowded as I expected it to…

With only two girls working on a Saturday evening, I was extremely disappointed in the selection at this place. It is literally out in the middle of nowhere down a residential street. The…

Came in on a Friday afternoon at the 4pm in late April. For those that don’t know this is a small club. Has on small lap dance area that seats one. The place was totally…

Thee (with 2 "E"s) Officers Club sits just outside a Naval base in what's traditionally been a pretty seedy neighborhood but is trying to move upscale with new developments. In that spirit, the club has…

My first time to Bobbi's, a rare two visits on the Friday and Saturday before Easter. I was pleased. First visit there were only one or two patrons and a small handful of dancers.…

Was about to hit up BU on a Saturday afternoon, but decided to see how Vics was first. Never made it to BU. Paid the $5 cover, grabbed a beer and within minutes a thicker…

Was here few weeks ago on a wed afternoon. Saw piper for the first time. Others where the usual crowd. Jersey , Cherry and Debbie. Piper USA fit WOC. She is a raven export. Took…

Before returning to CA I decided to try a day shift at another WI strip club (after my night shift On The Border visit). Maybe it’s the night/day dichotomy, but ended up liking Silk more.…

used to come here a lot like 15-20 yrs ago... have checked in from time to time... stopped in thursday afternoon like 1:00 (i believe they open at 12) ... place is pretty big with…

I was in Spokane for business so I decided to take a trip out to the state line to kill the time on a Thursday evening. The club itself it ok, it’s a little set…

Virginia isn't a great area for strip clubs but Paper Moon tries it's best. I went in and the crowd was light and the dancers were attractive but alot were disinterested. Every hour all dancers…

Made my usual stop while in the area. Had to renew my membership for $10. Sat at the bar with a $4 bottle beer for a little while when approached by Gabriella.…