Reviews

Positives here include free parking and a full liquor bar that is priced reasonably. The negatives, though, are the quality and attitudes of the dancers here. None of them were above a 4, and there…

I try to drop by whenever i'm in DC, been many times over the years, especially when i lived in the area. Sometimes there are hotties, and it is entertaining, knowing full well it is…

I got the distinct sense that Lace wants to be a little classier than it is - and the girls have that impression as well. I know they do feature dancers, etc. but this was…

It has been several years since my last visit to the Sands as the traffic to get there from the south end is always a pain in the ass. I was in Seattle for…

Bend is a wonderful place to visit and am outdoorsmens dream, but lower your expectations considering were 3.5 hours from any metropolitan area. I've visited Stars about 5 times over the course of several years…

No one was at the front desk when I arrived, but the DJ in the booth just beyond checked my ID. He didn't ask for a cover charge, but I don't know if that's…

I was passing through Decatur on a Saturday evening, so I thought I’d stop off at Harley’s Gentlemen’s Club for a beer or two. Parking is on the street as there is no parking lot.…

If you know the place let me just say it seems to have found a few younger ladies to work there. Not 10's, not 21 year olds, but better than it had before.…

Stopped by around 5pm, because it opens then. Nobody there. The owner said to come back after 6. I had some errands so I did. Its located in a difficult area due…

This is a very nice clean place. I dropped by to kill some time before a flight, they open at 11, but girls dont hit the stage or start working the floor until around 1.…

I went on a Monday night and it was slow, like 3 or 4 dancers on shift and 2 or 3 patrons. At some point they quit dancing on stage for lack of customers. I…

Sinsations is becoming my favorite pass through club. I drive through Jacksonville a few times a year. This last visit was my 3rd time and it still delivered! As…

I try to get to Detroit once or twice a year, literally only for the clubbing. Detroit offers the opportunity to do things other Midwest cities don't, so it becomes a destination. On a trip…

Was passing through Dallas and stopped at Baby Dolls on a Saturday night because I'd heard it was the best club in Dallas. Quite a few lookers here. But not as many as I'd expected…

Went in a Wednesday night for their 5 dollar dance deal and to kill some time. Club was not too filled or smoky yet a few dancers sitting around in their phones and about 2-3…

Got there around 1130 PM on a Friday night. Stage and main area is a bit small. Got approached by a Latin girl, fake tits. Was cool, but declined a dance cause I wanted to…

Composite trip reports of 3 early week visits. The 2 night visits were good, the mid afternoon visit sucked. MONDAY #1 TRIP: This night visit was good starting with there being no bathroom troll. No change…

I made another visit to Wild Zebra after having not been in for a while. The club has free parking. When you walk inside a guy collects a $5 cover charge. The club was fairly…

I went into Airport Lounge on a Wednesday night around 8, and it was slow. Just a couple women half-heartedly working. The vibe of the place was solid enough. Good layout, with…

This is not a strip club in the traditional sense. There is no topless or nude dancing as that is not allowed in the United Arab Emirates. This is basically a nightclub where alcohol is…

First off, Thursday is by far the best day to come to Synn. They have a $75 VIP, which is the cheapest you’ll find in the area. What’s great though is that they have quality…

A cpl of my buddies and I went to this club after about 4 years. Not much has changed since, got dances from 4 girls. Jane was awesome she put her nipple inside the mouth…

I stopped by a few times during the week I was in town. The parking situation was a bit confusing. Not much parking in front of Scarlett’s and I think it was reserved for valet.…

I swore I would relax and just shoot a little pool. Paid the $5 cover and noticed the place was hopping for a relaxin Sunday. As I made some nice solid pool shots, I was…

Was directed to Headlights by the waitress at Hot Seat (a review for which will be filed SEPCOR). "Meh" exterior, inside the door there was a reception table where my ID was scrutinized for…

Went on a Sunday night about 7pm. I was here in business and liked the idea of a nude and topless club. As others described, it’s pretty straight forward. Left is he…

FC used to be my favorite club in Metro Detroit until management started jacking up prices and dancers followed suit. I continue to see periodic TUSCL reviews complaining about GPS at the club so…

Stopped by had been here in a while, busy out of town not anything to do with the club. Lots of turnover, only a few faces from my last visit. A few of…

I went here on a Thursday night solo to perform a reconnaissance mission. There was a 10 dollar cover charge, which is manageable and something that I've been accustomed to in strip clubs within the…

I was in Tampa for a wedding and decided to visit Mons Venus along with a couple of other groomsmen who were also in the wedding. The location of Mons Venus was within 6 minutes…

I rode past there both of the last two Saturday nights around 11 PM, and while the sign was on, the parking lot was empty and the building obviously wasn't open for business. Anyone…

I had heard about the place on the other side of the street for years. It used to rate number one all the time. So my goal when I finally made it to…

It’s a topless bar, but the girls don’t get topless in the lap dance area. About 30-40 girls working when I came in and they are all just mediocre. Mostly Latinas and some black girls.…

The good: Best value in town for celeb VIP [wait to get wristband], BYOB so alcohol charges aren't a factor The bad: almost no English-speaking girls, guy/dancer ratio hit or miss, incredibly lazy dancers I've been in…

Left XTC cabaret down the street to check this place out since I'd never heard of it. I walked in around 9:45 behind three other guys and we were literally the first four people in…

I went for conference to Las Vegas last week. Extended mr trip over the week end. I was here in Spearmint Rhino last year during Vegas trip and have decided to try it again. I…

The landing strip is a rather small club. Really there is only one strip ring, sometimes filled with up to 4 girls. There are a couple dozen of tables around the main stage. And a…

So after a somewhat meh experience elsewhere we swung by the Bush, paid our $7 to get in and take a seat in the slightly uncomfortable sea of seats. Those kind of odd seats with…

So, I've been here a bunch of times now and each time I wonder why I come back. Its got a significant amount of hustle which they are almost proud about. Likening it to as…

It was $5 cover to enter into this place. Lots of guys hanging around outside on the sidewalk. The place is long and narrow with benches and seats along the left side and the bar…

I showed up at the Parrot on Sunday just as they were opening up. I think it was around 4:30. No cover, as no one was at the counter by the door.…

Stop by since I was in the area to meet some friends. Place was totally dead.one bartender and two dancers. I had about 30 minutes to burn so I figured why not. After ordering a beer…

Some guys from work wanted to it up Providence as a detour from our drive. I didn't want to the odd guy out i went in with them. Overall nice but small club. They said…

Saturday is for running errands, shoring up the "Honey-Do Lists, and taking a break after doing some work. This Saturday, my car decided it wanted to head towards Heavenly Bodies or (HB's). Having not been…

Came through on a Thursday night, probably around 8:30pm. I heard rumors that some nice late teen dancers sporting some amazing asses were there. Now I understand that everyone has their own ideas…

I used to be a regular attendee of this place during the Skybox Chicago days and it honestly was my friend's and I's club of choice (we even affectionately called it the box ironically before…

I used to be a regular attendee of this place during the Skybox Chicago days and it honestly was my friend's and I's club of choice (we even affectionately called it the box ironically before…

It had been about 18 months since my first visit to Cricket, which was a good experience. I had an opportunity to be in the Detroit area again recently so I was happy to have…

Hadn't been into the Sands in a long time and I remember telling myself that I would never return, but I found myself in the Ballard area on a slow weekday afternoon and decided what…

ENTER THE CHAINDOG! I made my way up Saturday night about 8, crowded parking lot, new ten dollar cover! 4 bucks for a beer! Lots of male staff must have been 6-8 mostly older…

Arrived around 4 and the club was slow. Most PL and dancers were at the bar and very few dancers walking the floor asking for dances. I had a dance with Paris who is…

Rolled into the club around noon. No cover/no patdown/no hassle whatsoever from the doorman. Not too busy, even for a Saturday. Maybe 8-10 PLs in the place, but a decent number of dancers. Oddly, DJ…

Shanti gave one of the most passionate private dances I've ever had. We were all over each other for the second night in a row. It started Wednesday night (see Wednesday night double header) when…

With the explosion of free and easily available internet, it's amazing that adult book stores still exist. Venus Video is split down the middle, with one side selling DVDs (who buys these?) and housing…

Stopped in to BU while driving through Akron. Got buzzed in and got my coke and $5 VIP ticket. There were a couple of guys getting dances at the bar. I saw…

Let me start off by saying this place always seems to have it popping out of all the SC in the areas if you don't want to head to Baltimore. Only thing that I would…

After reading about possible Playhouse defections to Oasis, I decided to do an investigative visit. Entered on Saturday afternoon prior to the Sixers game. The club was dead. Less than 10 girls…

Saturday night. Right off I-25. Plenty of parking. Cover is free for active military. Walk in. Stage is in center, VIP and bathrooms to your left, bar to your right. $10 for floor dance and…

Had an hour or two before my ATF got done her shift at another club before our otc night, so I stopped in at Club Risque for a bit. It was just before 5 PM…

I'm a Mass resident and have multiple favorites in Mass, so I don't venture often to Providence, but after tonight I realize that may be a mistake. I was stunned at the quality of women…

I've only gone on Friday afternoons, and by the number of patrons in the club you would think that it was a Saturday night. I mean this place is packed with customers and strippers.…

I may be being a tad harsh but no touching in VIP that my first encounter with something like this I couldn’t believe it. That’s my main beef with this place. This place is right…

I stopped in tonight hoping for some stick shifting and to play with some tits. When I arrived the parking lot was full. I thought the place might be lively. I was disappointed. There were…

This place has been The Library for over a year now, and the name is appropriate: it was quiet enough to study in, and there seem to be plenty of rules. I showed…

Been here a few times, but I came here earlier in the afternoon since I heard about the new hours. I'd figured longer hours meant more girls during the day, and since I had…

Step in Tuesday around 8pm. Plenty of parking available. Entrance is $5. Lap dances for $20 each plus $10 for the house. Private dance in the lounge area is $150 plus $35 for the house.…

Walked in at 9pm and pretty dead. It’s a late night place but I’d thought I could find a diamond in the rough before the crowd came in. Had a few dances with a…

So again in my hometown to visit and again this place flat out sux. The women are horrible, fat, old or both. Back in early 2000s it was the complete opposite, it was…

Club is in a suburban eastern part of town Eubank Blvd. Seemed like a nice part of town. Came here on a Saturday night. Maybe a little early at 9. About 10-15 dancers about half…

It had been about 6-7 months since my last trip out to the Madison area, so I decided to revisit my usual 1-2 go-to places (this one, as well as Visions). Oddly enough, every…

Hadn't been here in over 6 months but almost nothing has changed. If anything it's gotten worse. Setup is still the same as always, Beer prices are on par with a normal bar. Talent was…

Allie is a short SE Asian girl that is in the netherworld between thin and thick. Very pretty face and one of those dancers that fancies herself a bit of a therapist. She is probably…

So I was bored and decided to check this place out after looking around for something to get into. Upon arrival I noticed they have a pretty big parking lot, I found a spot pretty…

I really enjoyed my visit(s) to club castaway. It’s hard to find. The address listed on TUSCL is not correct. Search for it on the web. I talked to a few beautiful ladies. I…

I made a special trip to PH this afternoon, as l haven't stopped in there in about a month. I LOVE this place and always drop in when I'm in the neighborhood, about twice a…

Decided to pay a visit to the Orchid after a day in the office 8pm. Once you walk in the glass door you are patted down by a large security guard and he opens the…

I visited Pearls a couple of weeks ago with a friend while in MB golfing. We were there around 7:00 and then again around 10:00. 7:00 3 or 4 dancers, nobody actually dancing. The…

This visit to Platinum Dolls in Lexington, Kentucky was on Tuesday April 16, 2019 from about 9 to 10:30 pm. The club is on the east side of New Circle a bit south of…

It has been quite awhile since I had been to capital cabaret so I decided to give it a shot a little after midnight on Thursday. The parking lot is now about half taken…

Went back to this club after having a weird experience last time. The club was actually a bit nicer during the daytime. The girls were a little oblivious about guests and only really came around…

I've had occasion to travel through Milwaukee from Chicago on business lately, and I figured I may as well correct out the local scenery. After a pretty disappointing visit to Silk Exotic the week prior,…

I was actually on my way up the road to the Vegas Club, when I noticed several cars in the lot and gave it a shot. Once my eyes adjusted from the bright sun, I…

Wet, steamy rainy night and the Hole's A/C could not keep up -- it was damp and hot in the club as well, not comfortable at all, and the general misery of the night showed…

My last visit to Pleasant's was underwhelming. Basically, I sat in my car for an hour, waiting for them to open. Once 1pm came around, I decided to bag it, and go to…

Same owners Flashdancers, New York Dolls and Private Eyes. I really likes the old Private Eyes. Used to go there several times a year. Went to the new place twice and very disappointing. Both times…

Stopped into this familiar place on a recent Sunday night. Place was more packed than it had been from what I could tell over last few months. There was also an almost alarming…

Decided to drop by the Caddy last Friday after knocking off work early. Normally I hit the clubs up during the day because that's most convenient for me, and I've never really been satisfied with…

I went to a conference held in Pittsburgh around a month ago. After a long day of meetings, I decided to go out for some relaxation. I stayed in a downtown hotel and did not…

They have a weird entry system which is €20 for entry or € 25 for entry and a drink. Get the drink even though it's going to be "the small one". After that…

Nice Club. I will go here again. Place is large enough to get good lap dances but it's not a warehouse by any means. Meaning it's small but the chairs are not on top of…

So I went here for my birthday with some friends, they picked the place. The Stage is small, maybe about room for 10 around it. While at the stage there is no physical…

So I was here just under one year ago and I find it telling that the last review of this club was mine from last May. This club also has little to no social…

So everybody knows the look of the place by now as well as why people attend. Figured I'd provide a review of the girls I know. Babydoll: sweet little brunette who really slimmed down after…

Stopped in after 10pm on a Thursday. The place was fairly crowded but I did manage to find a seat after ordering at the bar. There was a pretty good mix of girls and definitely…

I have been to 19th Hole a number of times, but never in the afternoon. I arrived around 2pm. No cover because it's the afternoon. I sat at the bar and the was one WOC…

So I came to the club for Thursday special which was 20 for 2 dances and 75 for 15 min VIP room. I didn't get the VIP room but got two regular dances. Overall…

Well, I was bored on a rainy Friday night and wanted to try something new. I had also just got an oil change on the lease. So it was time to hit the road! My usual…

I made a recent midweek/daytime visit to the HL. I arrived around 3:30 to a fairly full parking lot. As per usual, no ID scan, no wand, no pat down, no cover charge.…

In the past I've encouraged people to visit the club midweek because the dancers have less customers and will be willing to give you more value for your dollar. I'm not sure that is true…

t was a typical Thursday at the bars in I was having a good time with the group I was with, until at some point the girl I seeing at the time made a…