Slow day

Arrived at landing strip around 1:00. Took an uber so I don’t know what the charge for valet is. Have to go up a flight of stairs to get to the actual club. Tipped the door girl $10 for a booth. Nights I believe they are $20. I prefer the booth over the bar for 2 reasons: 1) the bar can be very smoky, 2) this place can get some pretty obnoxious drunks. As you enter, the bar is on the left, dj booth on right. Music is way too loud, or I am way too old. Stage is in the center of the room. Tables surround both side of the stage. Booth are behind the tables on each side backing up to the walls. VIP room is downstairs, opposite side from the entrance. All in all a decent place.

After about a half an hour in Mandy a tall attractive lady with smaller boobs but very long legs and a very nice ass came and sat down. She doesn’t drink so I saved on buying her a drink….. if you are offering her a drink ask when the server or bartender is not around…. Many clubs mandate that if you offer they have to buy something. It does happen more than I thought that the stripper doesn’t want a drink. So a slight savings. After about 15 minutes of shit talking, I’ve read where she doesn’t have a personality, she was surprisingly fun to talk with, we got down to negotiations. She said her usual is 500 for full service but she’d take 400. Standard start. She was the only stripper I saw that I’d even talk to, so I’m like this is going to be it. I countered with I never spend more than 250. She came back with 350, I offered 300, she said since it was slow she’d settle on 300. Sure lol. So we went downstairs, 40 to the bouncer for the big room… imo very worth it. Got straight to business set my phone and keys on the stand and when I turned around she was topless and on her knees with a cover in her hand. Solid oral session lead to a very good K9… great ass…. Then a very good rcg session where she got real wet… all covered. When finished up she offered to clean me up with her wet wipes and take care of the cover. I accepted the wet wipe but chose to dispose of the evidence myself. Went back up stairs to my booth.

Now the bad part of the afternoon was the service. Waitress was a dark haired trailer trash barbie, very skinny with an odd shaped boob job. Who was more interested in getting drunk than actually providing service. Finished my first bucket still had 3 empties on the table. I had to wait about 20 minutes for her to finish her shots at other tables and she actually walked by me twice before I stopped her and asked for a second bucket. She went and said she ordered it but the bartenders were busy it would be a few minutes. After another 10 minutes of waiting and watching the bartenders do nothing, I went to the bar and asked about my bucket…. Bartender said it was never ordered… not sure who was lying.. but I have a good idea, drunk trailer trash barbie. Finished second bucket around 5 called for my uber and split. The stripper scene that day never improved, it was bad. Was hoping for a Jenna sighting but the day before the 4th she was probably in her boats and hoes mode. Bar tab 105 for the beers and a drink for myself. 15 tip for t.t. Barbie which clearly pissed her off.