Reviews

I’ve been to HoB a handful of times over the years, most recently around 6p on a weeknight when I happened to be in the area. I’ll give a rundown of my most recent visits,…

(Tl:dr version) My visit was in the afternoon. Happy hour drink speacils; 5 bucks for anything. Two girls, one blonde, one brunette, both russian. 7/10, 9/10 The atmosphere was clean and fun. The venue and parking are both…

Was in the area and decided to stop. It’s been a while and not much has and not much has changed. This club is hit or miss for the most part. As it was early…

The dancers were a mixed bag of some good, and some okay, no one was a ten nor any dogs. There was no cover or drink minimum. That is fairly typical for most clubs in…

Its not that far after crossing the border. Don't remember the cover price but I think its around $5. Full nude lap dance are $15 and touching is allow. Depending on the dancer she will…

Went here a while back with a group of friends for a bachelor thing. Late Saturday prob 10 or 11. I was already pretty sauced up so my recollection of the night is a bit…

Was in the area and had some time to kill. Stopped by at about 6pm. I've been here before and wanted to try someting new. First stopped by Landing Strip and Playhouse but they both…

I was staying at a hotel nearby and thought I would pop up for a quick visit and this place was not worth it at all. The girls were truly friendly and talkative but the…

Every time I come to this place it gets more expensive. Now it seems the lap dances are $40 (20 to the club, 20 to the girl), which is at the point where I…

First visit to this center city club. Very close to Patco train station (allows you to avoid the expensive parking garages on Broad Street). Took a little hunting to find this club. It's…

Around 3 in the afternoon decided to visit. Place wasn’t pretty much empty. A few guys sitting around the stage and probably about 7 girls. I would say two really good looking and a few…

I stopped in on a Saturday night around 8 or 9 PM with a few friends. Not much has changed facility wise. Still a metal detector at the entrance and had to pay for parking…

It has been about a year since I've been to LD. My visit to Vegas earlier this year didn't involve a stop at LD. In fact, this is the first real strip club visit I've…

I vacation in the Wilmington area often. On my way leaving I stopped by Cheetah once known as Pure Gold. They are under new ownership. This was about 1pm in the afternoon.…

Christies is a decent place for what it is. When you enter, it's very clear that it's one of the nicer locations in the Phoenix area. It's clean and most of the dancers…

I like to go to strip clubs with female friends. This one is marked “couple friendly” on tuscl, and my friend tonight was a voyeur type who would happily have watched private room activity. Unfortunately,…

Made another mistake again. Stopped by does raise hoping that things head changed for the better. But I was so wrong, things AB changed but for the worse. I stopped in on a Saturday in hopes…

I came here on a Thursday evening, a little bit over 9. The soil cowboy area is pretty popular for tourists and me being one of them, I decided to check out one of the…

I haven't been to Silk Madison in quite some time, but had the opportunity and thought I'd take a look and see what might have changed. The sign outside says something like "Now open 7pm…

After a disappointing visit to Cricket where nobody could inspire me to lighten my wallet I drove the few blocks up to Flight Club at 11pm on a mission to close the deal. A dancer…

Unpretentious, Staff is not pushy. Waitress doesn't ignore you. Overall I like the vibe here. Haven't been here in probably 15 years. Aside from the layout, the atmosphere is the same. I decided I needed…

When I arrived around 10pm on a Wednesday evening the cover was $15. I saved $3 with a coupon on their website. Apparently the liquor / adult laws don't allow them to have…

I wanted to take advantage of the $12 lap dance special which runs from noon to 2pm weekdays. I arrived about 12:45 and was told no cover charge before 1pm - bargain. There…

Arrived late around 5:00 am Friday/ Saturday. Parking was $20, and entry was $20. Parked in their tiny lot and paid the outside armed guard both fees. This is located off a major road in…

So I checked out Fantasies while heading south on 95. It has good parking that is well lit so you don't have to worry much about your ride while you get your lap dance on.…

Was driving by on a Tuesday afternoon and decided to stop at the Blue. Paid the $5 cover and went to the bar for a drink. Looked around and saw about 10 girls and half…

So after a couple of hot text back and fourth with my ATF I decided to visit again. Same as my last review, the venue have not change much, the usual walk in with 1-2 bouncer…

I hadn’t been to the men’s club in a long time but I had an old free pass so I thought would check it out. I never go on weekends because it gets too crowded…

I know Saturday late afternoon /evenings aren’t big strip club times so it’s hard to review a smaller place like this, don’t know how it is during a Friday night or whatever but it’s a…

APRIL SHOWERS --------------------- Sunday March 31, 2019 --------------------- I arrived around 10PM and sat on one of the benches. A decent number of girls came around but none were to my liking. There were many attractive white…

Had never done a peep show before so I was flowing with adrenaline when I entered. It's a sex shop on one side with 3-4 private (sort of) booths on the other. I did the…

Had never done a peep show before so I was flowing with adrenaline when I entered. It's a sex shop on one side with 3-4 private (sort of) booths on the other. I did the…

I hit sirens up late March and had a decent time. $10 cover, $10 shots, $40 two for one. Tuesday is all day two for one so it doesn’t make sense that they…

I had read a few reports of this club over the past year that had mixed opinions. Some said that it always produced, while others didn’t have anything negative to say. In…

My significant other and I went on a Sunday night at around 7pm and stayed until 11 or so. The club has a really cool atmosphere and decor, and was one of the cleanest clubs…

Found myself in the 19-275 - Candy traffic nightmare about 4pm. Decided to try 4 Play for the first time. BIG FUCKIN' MISTAKE 2 AA dancers on stage when I entered.…

Ah it’s been awhile since I’ve visited this establishment. For you first time people getting here, will be awkward but once you find the parking lot, lots of free parking. I get in and find…

Club has plenty of parking including valet or park yourself. Went in mid evening. There were a number of girls working. Remember, this is a BYOB Club. There is a liquor…

I get to Arizona a few times a year, although that has slowed down a bit in recent years. I usually stay in Tucson, mostly because I like the strip clubs in Tucson better than…

Arr. bout 4:45 A baker's dozen dancers (7's to 9's), about same customers and the pretty good buffet. A few are worth mention. Two 40ish pretty good bodied blondess seemed more interested in each…

I decided to try the night shift at the Raven. Would have been better had I bought a lottery ticket instead. One beer. Fewer than 20 bucks in singles dispensed. Hardly a blink from any of…

It was late wed night and the only options were knockouts or fw. I hadn't been to fw in years since they tightened up the rules/security so much, it was almost laughable. No…

This place is like nowhere else ive been. Its not a traditional strip joint. When you walk in there is a toy/book store to the right and a peep show area with the girls to…

This club is a reliable spot to encounter beautiful, friendly women and get a decent lunch on a weekday less than 10 minutes from downtown STL. This last time I got the steak and potatoes…

Always a decent option on a weekday afternoon. There were only three or four other customers and some great looking dancers for all different tastes (skinny, thick, tall, short, white, black). I did…

Due to a comedy of errors, I returned to B.T.s, after trying Dream Girls, and looking for Subi's. Lets just say Dream Girls wasn't happening for me (4-5 cars are outside the building at…

I was in town checking out clubs and went into Trophy expecting it to be a good time, next to the airport & only 1 of 2 clubs in the whole town I assumed they’d…

Made another return trip to Fantasies on a recent Tuesday and there were a couple noticeable differences from my last review. First, the VIP now has a solid curtain instead of the doors.…

The lay of the land has been discussed multiple times I'm just gonna get to the meat n potatoes Kitty a tall spinner with a jiggly booty.. had 2 interactions with her.... The first time in…

I had taken a long break from the club scene, and decided to see how's the waters were these days. I went to Christies a couple times to make sure I didn't just run…

The Gold Club won't ever be ranked as the top club in all of Baltimore but it is a great spot for an afterwork drop in. I've always liked that this is a low hustle…

Parked up across the street... already had money since I left Atlantis so no need for the ATM People outside as usual... go in downstairs was dry af nohoes.com just patrons milling around.. went upstairs there…

Was traveling down 95 and had to stop for the night, so why not stay near a strip club? I got there kind of early, about nine. Cover was ten bucks, taken by a very…

So, I have been to the Wilkes-Barre area a few times in the last month and decided to give this place a try. It's not hard to find using GPS and it is a…

Beings it was a Monday, I was in the area after a hiatus from this Place. I considered this a successful trip. Walked in around noon to an empty club with a couple patrons and the…

Came back to this club on the way to the airport again and this time wasn't nearly as good as last time. Parked in the gravel...I don't see why anyone would pay for parking here…

See my previous review on layout, etc. this club WAS becoming my favorite club until tonight. The main bartender is fantastic, the girls are fantastic. The manager and bouncers are absolute SHIT ! I…

This is one of those legendary clubs in East St. Louis. I had not been to this area in a while. The club is nothing special but in some ways that is part of…

Went today for the first time. Wow. There were literally 2 dancers at 2:30 PM. One was...how do I put this semi-respectfully...well, she was not in the right line of work. Overweight with small boobs.…

Overall this place seems like it needs a deep makeover and cleaning. Bathroom stench infiltrates near the bar/seating. Variety of music choices and a not so pushy DJ is a plus here. Girl wise, its mostly…

Stopped by this place around 4pm on a Wednesday recently. Called ahead of time and found that a couple girls I was interested in were working. Showed the doorman the yelp check in and got…

First of all, I've been to Medellin multiple times and always make time to visit Fase Dos (and the other place is La Isla...but that's for another review). Going to Fase Dos, please take a…

Stopped by on a Wednesday night around 8. Paid my 6$ cover and walked in. First impression is not bad. Place was somewhat clean and it’ll pass some time. After a quick scan of the…

Summary: Latin staff, dancers and clientele. Decent decor. Painfully loud music, distracting stage lights. (Second of three Miami clubs I sampled. Review applies to a Sunday, 20:30 to 21:30.) Prices: Entry $5. (There is a free-entry…

Stopped by on a Wednesday night around 8. Paid my 6$ cover and walked in. First impression is not bad. Place was somewhat clean and it’ll pass some time. After a quick scan of the…

This is your typical manhattan strip club. High end feel inside with a somewhat small stage. The girls are mostly 8s and above. The thing I don’t enjoy is the dance right there in the…

I've been here a few times the vibe is low key and possible lack luster. For me I like to lay and unwind just sit back have a few drinks so its good enough for…

Have been here many times in the past, and I have truly found this to be a hit or miss spot. On a good day with he right girl in the back, there is no…

Was going to be in town at casino, so I checked available SC's. This one had a website that made it sound classy, not! Upon arrival it is across the street from a truck stop, I noticed.…

I was in midtown recently on business on a Friday. Finished my last appointment over lunch at Aquavit and decided to check out the new location of Flashdancers in the Hell's Kitchen neighborhood. While the…

Got there before cover charge started at 8 PM. More dancers than usual (maybe a dozen) with a handful of patrons, mostly the younger crowd, with very loud music. Got one dance from an enhanced…

girls are average, mostly 30 to 45 years of age. The girls were super friendly, price of a lap dance on the ground floor is $20.00 private dance on the second flood is $30 to…

Actually, this review represents two visits - both in the same week, both late afternoons. One on a slow rainy Monday and one on a clear sunny Wednesday - same week. On the tiny Monday, there…

Okay, so my ATF Candy is out for a bit which means I've been trying other talent over a couple of visits. I wish I could remember all the various girl's names but will try to…

Wasn't sure of the hours, so went by there on Thursday night around 11...not open. Went on Friday evening around 10:00. there were cars in lot, but still not open. knew this was BYOB place,…

I find myself going back to Dandy Dan's more often than other clubs. I've had a few awkward experiences here but the majority have been great. I like a laid-back non pushy environment where I…

Hadn't sampled in awhile as I have never had a memorable experience since it was Nora's Club Diamond Dust when Rich owned it, back in the eighties. Clean and well-maintained, nice parking lot, up the st.…

I frequent this club often, normally in the afternoons I like it because they usually have drink specials on weekdays, cheap beers and liquors. The bouncer and bartenders are friendly and for the most part…

I showed up at Follies on a Wednesday afternoon around 1:30, valet was busy and cost $10, that covered both valet and door fee and I went in, got the security pat down and entered…

After reading the reviews of strip clubs in San Antonio my expectations were not to high but I glad to report I had a great time at this pleasant neighborhood Strip Club Strange location off the…

You know the layout of the club and the rep this place gets- yes it's a 'regulars' place but it's easy to become a 'regular'...just go a lot! Clean place, good clientele and a great…

So my wife and I were driving home around with nothing to do and found this place. We checked it out and discovered they didn’t serve alcohol, but it was BYOB and we had to…

So I had an early meeting in the area and figured I’d drop in to see if the vibe changed. I checked out the schedule and saw the 12pm group as: Cameron Ruby Cypress Holly Crystal Passion I also say Devon and…

This club has the look and feel of a small little neighborhood bar. It reminded me a lot of some of the Portland clubs many of which often have that same small neighborhood bar…

As I reached I was charged a $25 entry fee... it was my first time here, so while it seemed a bit steep, I was game to give it a chance. The entrance was underwelming,…

Arrived at 2:00 on a Tuesday with low expectations. Free parking. No ID check. No pat down. Cover was $15. There have been times when there were only two girls in the club at 5:00…

Stopped by last Friday about 2pm. Parking is easy in the open lot directly outside and there was no cover. The stahe is small and inside the bar. Thete were about 10 patrons and…

Someone suggested that I visit. I walked in and out was dead. Not a lot of dancers or patrons. Music was very loud. As soon as I sat, I was approached by 2 below…

I landed in Dallas and checked into my hotel and decided to explore. From what I read, Baby Dolls was worth checking out due to talent level. And in that regard it didn’t disappoint. Good…

Went for the first time and there was an ok assortment of ladies. The cover $5 in the afternoon.The drink's are cheap. $3.75. Waitress weren't pushy. Not many girls came to me and was enjoying…

As the title says I keep going back. I've been a regular for over a decade now and somehow this place draws me back. It's been easily accessible so I guess that could be one…

I am not a stranger to Sins. Located on Emerson. A stone's throw away from the Dollhouse. Same setup. All nude. Juice bar. 5 to get her the girls…

They had a decent lineup this afternoon for being a dayshift and during the week. After striking out trying to get some dances with some of the veteran dancers who always stick with their regulars,…

Been going to the clubs on bourbon for many years, havent been back in awhile and the vibe has definitely changed, Ricks used to be a great dark fun club with incredibly hot women, now…

Went with a few friends the night before a bachelors trip to Costa Rica. Al in all we had a good time. The women were friendly though I wouldn't say anyone of them were…

First time I have visited this place. I arrived about 8:30. There was a few guys there but I didn't see any women. I went up to the bar and ordered a beer. I forgot…

I was in SLC for some business and decided to stop in for some dances. This is one of the few places you can get a lap dance in Utah. Anyway I was greeted by…

Stopped by Dancers for the first time in awhile. Not much has changed as the place continues to be one of the nicer clubs in Indy. Drink prices are still a little higher…

I had some extra time to burn so I stopped in to one of my favorite bars. The bar is always great. Both of the bartenders that are usually there are good. The layout here…

If I lived in South Florida, I’d be broke. I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon after doing a drive-by sheet it was very busy. The radio wasn’t so busy, and I thought that meant…