Reviews

Given the numbers of adult clubs in NYC, this one should be near the bottom of your list. I was walking by late on Wednesday night, around 11:30, so I asked the bouncer outside…

I was on a road trip and visited the Cafe Risque twice for a week. On my first visit i i was very disappointed the only good thing was the food. There was 5-6 girls…

Stopped in around 6:30 on my way up the coast from VA Beach. Needed a break and I have been here a couple times in the past. The place was empty except for the bartender.…

I headed over to one of my favorite spots Saturday afternoon and to my surprise there were quite a few cars in the parking lot. I go in and there’s a young black man at…

I travel to Dallas frequently and have tried most of the clubs around town. I keep coming back to BD, mostly for the casual environment, the cold beers, and the hot women. $7…

This was my second time at Hi-Liter and my first midday trip. It's a lot less crowded on a weekday (shocker), which meant a lot of things. Patrons were getting more attention, great. Two of…

Tuesdays are supposed to be 241 all day, but a lot of times you will hear the girls say “it’s only when the dj announces”. Anyways, came here at 10pm, paid for the entry that…

Haven't been here for several months, however this place never changes much. It may not be the nicest looking place, but there are always some good ladies to chat with. I am usually approached…

Went in on a Friday afternoon, usually Fridays is usually pretty solid. Walked in was disappointed a couple my favorites weren't there in Kennedy and Blossom. However was joined by Iris after about 30 minutes.…

Was hungry, so I started at the Pink Pony, because they advertised food and a dancer that I had been with the night before (and had a great time with) said she used to work…

There were two dancers, one female bartender and i think maybe three customers. No one was actually dancing. One of the dancers was young and white and slightly overweight. She was busy talking with another…

As small as this place is, I will say it feels much more lively at night compared to the day. The girls seem much friendlier and less desperate (understandably so, as theres more business) which…

The sign says GoGo Girls and I'm guessing it been there since the '70s. The place is a dump and has one huge square bar in the middle with stools all around it. The…

Went to Bogarts at 4pm on a decent weather afternoon - I haven’t figured out yet if weather impacts the number of patrons, in other cities it seems that there are fewer patrons when the…

Haven't been here for several months so I stopped in to see what was new. It was about 2pm when I walked in and it was pretty much the same as before. Lainey…

This is a late review of a visit a couple months back. It was my first time at King Henry VIII and so I had no idea what to expect. I entered the place around…

This club has high marks for a reason, I get it. This club is the furthest out from Tampa between this, Bare Assets, and that dive Allire. It’s adjacent east of the 19.…

When in Europe it's fun to experience the treats that Europe has to offer. Globe is an FKK club, which means a place filled with naked or scantily clad women who are eager to…

I usually went cf in the afternoon on Thursday after work and I know there were several ones providing good service in vip room. Haven’t been there for a while and decided to visit a again.…

I’ve stopped by here a handful of times over the past month or so. The daytime visits have mostly been standard, same dancers as always and similar experience. What’s odd here is that the evening…

Visited on a Thursday $100 VIP special evening. Historically, this has been a good night to stop by as they would usually have a good roster of dancers and a fun atmosphere. Seeing as my…

I went on a Wednesday night after spending the day at a few other clubs. I got there around 10 pm. Cover charge was $5. Once you're inside, you're basically in one giant circular room…

Have known of this Club for many years but never went into it until I was invited and asked to go with a friend who was visiting the area. Near this location during…

I had an afternoon to myself in South Florida, and wanted to try some spots I'd never been to before. I had planned hitting maybe 2 or even 3 places before taking a flight from…

I took my second ever trip to SYNNS yesterday and came out very satisfied. I went on a Tuesday around 5pm. There wasn't too many dancers yet at the club since I think a shift change…

I don’t want to be mean, but the instant I got out of my ride and stood in front of the entrance, I thought I had made a bad decision. Then, the instant I…

Arrived 9ish horny AF, $20 door fee no bonus drink included but ~ 20 ladies that’s a dollar a lady for a smorgasbord, maybe only 10 running the buffet tho. OK club nothing fancy Gotta warm…

I decided to add this written off joint to my list of places to hit today and did I regret it yet again, I don’t even know why I bothered to go to this…

I love dive bars so I was worried when I heard they were remodeling Scarlet Lounge. But nothing to worry about, whatever they did was pretty minimal, maybe some new carpet and chairs? The men's…

I originally went to Spice House, but there were hardly any cars in the parking lot, so I came over here instead. Good size club. Large bar and a lot of seating. Beer prices…

I was in Baltimore and decided to poke my head into this bar. It one long narrow bar room with a stage on the left and seats along the bar and the wall to the…

So I had a good day at the tables and in my mind that means I need to redistribute that wealth elsewhere in Las Vegas. I've always been a fan of Little Darlings, and…

I went by the club around lunch time since I had just met a client nearby. The club was dark as usual and not too many dancers yet at that point of time.…

So I think everyone knows the deal on the layout of the club. Two bars, dancers linger in between which is cool they aren’t too pushy. Don’t know why there is a low urinal for…

I won’t go over the layout as it has been done many times. I stopped in on a Saturday night just looking for some fun. I have been here in the past and…

I've had a couple bad experiences here recently, but it's been getting better lately. The place is nothing to write home about, but you come for the girls not the glitz. Most will do whatever…

I have reviewed this place in the past and always enjoyed going there. The club is clean and well kept. The dancers have always been in my opinion average by that I mean reasonable looks…

Visited on a Friday. There is minimal street parking only. There is a long bar on the left that looks likenit hasnt been touched in 40 years.! With stools Wooden tables and chairs to.the side.…

Well swung into the 4 mile for a quick stop and hopping it would be how I remembered it back in my college days... Well.... not so much. I went in the early evening about 7…

Gold Room has probably one of the more nicest layouts of a modern strip club. It definitely sets the tone to attract the guest to get in the “mood”. The club is huge and have…

So first of all this is basically at the Scores Club. Lido takes the club over on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday and they host the event. I entered in on the 27th St…

Came on a Thursday late afternoon around 3pm. The club is very noticeable from the exterior and there is a bouncer at the street side. Once you enter you walk down a hallway…

I recently made a stop at Buck's on Mark IV Parkway in Fort Worth, fairly early on a Friday afternoon. Even though it was only about 1PM, there was a decent…

Came here with a buddy that was out of town. Didn't pay cover luckily because we walked in with a large group of guys and it was after 1am. The place is exactly what others…

Stopped by Tuesday around 1pm. Was pleasantly surprised to find 10+ girls working considering my last several visits there had only been 3-4. Mostly the regular faces but also a couple new girls that…

Stopped in with some buddies on a Friday night last month before we headed out to some other Fells Point bars. We didn’t stay long, definitely less than hour, just long enough to have a…

My overall impression of Solid Gold is consistent with most of the other reviews. This particular iteration of SG has not yet reached its former Ft Lauderdale glory, and it is unlikely that it…

Visited Hustler after a long time. I was impressed that the club has kept up the cleanliness and classiness. I always get the wristband for upstairs too. There were a few Russian girls, one of…

First, a quick note about Chicago Club. Stopped by here first based on glowing recent reviews. This afternoon though the club was dead. Only 7-10 girls, none attractive and I was the only monger in…

The club is split into two parts. Other reviews had mentioned it, but initially I thought the nude side would be closed, because it was a Tuesday and my understanding was that the nude side…

I stopped in right at 11:30, wanted to get in before I had to head to the airport, and was surprised to see no dancers anywhere on the floor. I've been in early before and…

First time here. Had seen mixed reviews. I enjoyed myself. Went early in the day when it is slow, but that is how I like it. In Tennessee I did not…

I visited on Monday evening and decided to take a different approach then my norm and what has worked well for me..bad mistake. I thought maybe I should talk to and explore those I…

Somewhat new to the area and still trying to feel things out. Sunday night I thought I would check out Deja Vu Seattle. I went to the Deja Vu by the Airport before it shut…

I’ve been around the block when it comes to Tampa Strip Clubs! I dream of the glory years of the 90’s when things were more fast & loose. This particular club is as clean as…

I took an Uber from my hotel near LAX and arrived around 10:30 pm on Tuesday. Got frisked outside and then entered and paid $10 at the door. I sat at the bar…

Haven't been here in a few months even though this has been my favorite local club. There's no other way to say this...it sucked tonight. Strip clubs are supposed to be about fantasy. Not everyone's…

Visited Tuesday May 14 at 11:00 pm. With the Playhouse out of commission, I decided to scope out some other spots in the local area. I visited Risqué once about a year ago and my goal…

I won't call this a review but I stopped in this club to see if anything had changed since my last visit a few months ago. There were 7 or so dancers. At different times…

Traffic sucks in raining Seattle at 5pm. Stopped in to let the traffic die down. Paid$15 and got a large coke and sat on the benches overlooking the locker room. About 10 girls and 3…

Not much to choose from in the area but I went for it while on a business trip to nwa. Was hoping for a college girl to be working but they all seemed like townies.…

It's been a while since my last review for a club. I was in Jax for work and got bored afterwards and wanted to see how Wackos was. For a Sunday night I was surprised…

Went for a friend’s bachelor party and we bought a VIP package. The drinks and admission were a decent value, which was appreciated. Definitely made us more willing to spend on the girls. The pole…

Been here a few times before pretty much the same overall as far as the layout. This place is bring your own beer so you should come prepared. The dancers all walk around the stage…

Red Room continues to be one of three clubs (PC, Harem the others) that are not complete waste of time on block. Facilities, bar tenders still the same, good lap dance section and garbage VIP. Red…

So, I had a couple appointments in the Akron area, so I thought I would stop by. It is been a while. About a year since I’ve been back. I entered the bar and took…

When I hit a SC for lunch I usually go to Emporers, but the last few times have had very few girls working causing incredibly slow stage rotations with multiple songs between sets that are…

I've been here a couple of times now, typically on weekday nights. It's never been overly busy during that time, so there's definitely a good ratio of dancers to patrons. Large space and stage, so…

First time at Secrets, went about 5:00 on a Tuesday. A big place, long bar with seats on both sides, about 15 tables with a big stage, a pool table and a full kitchen.…

I have read the strip club scene reviews regarding any clubs near Orlando and I must say my curiosity got the best of me. This place was a waste of time and money. The…

This was my first visit to the "new" lido. Basically, it's just Scores with additional dancers, but I think it's better than Scores on it's own. So the entrance is the back door to…

It’s probably been five or six years since I was last here. Nothings changed. Walked in around three and two girls were on the floor, supposedly our third was in the back getting ready. But…

Must have been a slow day only one lady was working. When I sat at the bar she got up off the couch and asked what I wanted and laid back down after I…

Hadn't been for a while & I needed to kill time before I went in to my job, seemed like the best time to go. The outside of club is the same. Industrial area in Beltsville,…

I have to totally agree with the reviews that have come before regarding the location, ambiance, etc. I went in knowing what to expect and personally, had a great time.…

I like this place because of the dancers and the atmosphere. Most lovely dancers in a casual neighborhood bar kind of setting. They are nice to talk with on stage and off stage. Average age…

Having PH withdrawal, I took a ride to Ballpark. Smaller than I thought with a c shaped bar, small stage on the back wall with 1 pole in the middle of it. Paid…

I have been there three times and Kandy's has satisfied each time. The other clubs in PA can't compare. The girls are incredibly nice and are not overly aggressive. Be aware this place is BYOB…

I've been to Rivera's a few time late on Friday or Saturday nights. I usually arrive after 11pm and stay an hour or two depending on the vibe. On to the pertinent details. GETTING IN: The…

I stopped by on a Friday evening to check the place out, normally I stop by at lunch time. The bar entrance is at the back of the building off a cramped parking lot. I…

I hit Scarlett's on a Wednesday evening and 730. It was pretty quiet as you'd expect. I arrived and was able to go to the bar and get a bottle of water for about $5…

I had an hour to kill while in the area, so I stopped by Kitten's on a Saturday afternoon. It was really slow, and there looked to be around 8-10 girls working and maybe 5…

----------- NOTES: ----------- + this is kinda a long wordy review of a small-black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you + this review is part of a…

----------- NOTES: ----------- + review is long/wordy - skip it if short on time/patience + this review is part of a 3-part PL-trilogy/road-trip - all 3 reviews will have the same Intro section thus no need to re-read the…

Yes, this is one of my go to places in the Northern Wilds of Wisconsin - it just sort of has a fun vibe and sometimes strange things happen. Well, a couple weeks ago on…

In summary, Camelot is a classy, very low pressure and low mileage, “tip” only club. Beautiful girls to look at while you’re relaxing. Camelot's biggest challenge is a marketing challenge and setting expectations. As DC…

the valet is 20 bucks and the cover is 20 bucks. The places smells like marijuana and the music is so loud. They offer hooka and you can smoke inside but the atmosphere is not…

Heard of this place for years now just never wanted to make the drive. its a pretty small place for a club and for some reason i decided to check it out on a monday…

I had not been to this place in a long time, not since the new ownership took over. It was late at night and I had just had a bad experience at the Hi-Liter…

I had been to this place before and had good luck but this time I did not. The stage was empty about half the time and the girls were all talking to other guys…

So I’ve had a few bad experiences here and vowed to never return...famous last words. Nothing has changed as far as layout. Two stages and a VIP. I moved out of town and a friend…

So I used to live in Belmont and used frequent this joint many years ago. Back when the strip club scene was strong this place was such a good value. Well for me the value…

As you pull in Dancers it has a great parking lot with no pot holes and very light with cameras to make you feel safe! Enter in and it is so dark it takes…

Been over a year since I have been here was hoping things had changed. Arrived early on a Saturday evening around 6:30, walked in and the place was dead. The guy at the door…

So I was coming back early from a meeting one afternoon and decided to stop in instead of heading back to domestic bliss. I paid the 5 dollar coverage and decided to go into…

I was visiting from out of town and worked here on a Thursday and Friday. On the phone, they told me to have my ID and social. In person, I’m not too sure they even…

Seasons come and go, but Bogarts never changes. Don’t let a new awning out front fool you, the appeal of Bogarts is unaltered. Within striking distance of Detroit metro airport, Bogarts continues the pattern…

Made another trip to Dancers, this time during the week. This club has become quite comfortable for me. You won’t find any extras here but always reasonably attractive women and a good grind. Scanned idea…

In town for business. Stopped by BT Dearborn first but couldn’t close the deal. Headed to Criket next. About 10 dancers and equal number of patrons. The girls were a bit too far…

I first went to Chicago club 4 years ago. It was quite boring and dead. There was about 5 to 6 girls in there and 1 or 2 guys. Been there a…