Reviews

Too crowded to be useful. I went here with a few friends after visiting a brewery. There was no line to get in and cover was $2. Once we entered it was too crowded to…

It was a long time since I have been to Tampa but I had to go back to the famous Mons Venus. Times sure have changed like the expensive cover was like $20-25 charge, hell…

Cheers, greetings etc. fellow strip club lovers! Let's start off the review with my usual disclaimer that this is by far my favorite place and in no way a club ad.…

I was traveling for Seattle Fun and wanted to check out the local strip clubs (I’m from Texas where we have topless bars with full bar menus). I did some research and settle on either…

I have been here several times, but only during the day. It is mainly a lap dance club during the day with only one girl working. The great thing is it is fully nude, however…

Went tot Jimmy's on an early Wednesday hoping to relax a little. Around 8 pm in the evening but only 3 cars the lot. Took a chance and went in, only a few people in…

Went in early afternoon and there were only a few people there. Three dancers. All seemed to be pretty bored, and I wasn't planning on spending a lot. Just wanted to relax and check…

So I stopped in here on several weeks ago on a Sunday probably around 10p on the way home from a show in AC. I wanted to stop at another place that I hadn’t been…

I have not been to the LS is several years and thought it would be worth a return since I was visiting friends in Michigan. Arrived at DTW late on a Saturday morning and…

Visited on Friday night around 8pm. Was in the Cherry Hill area for a family function and decided to stop by The Cafe for a quick recon mission. Entered the venue and was hit with…

Went to Archie's after work last night (Friday around 8pm). Paid a cover, which is a new addition I am not happy at all about. The door guys are always the same Russian/Serbian douchebags. I make…

I stopped by the PH at 10:30 last Thursday. primary purpose was to see if Devon was dancing, as scheduled. She was, and she looked better than ever!! Hair is colored…

With golf season upon us I like to hit the little white ball and then visit RAB which is a 15 minute ride from the golf course. Same cast of characters at this place except…

This club is in suburbs of philly. Out of way for me and difficult to reach. Anyway I occasionally pay a visit here. Large parking. Golf course across the club ....hence the name 19th hole.…

I occasionally have visited this place. Large parking lot just off the route 1. Inside typical layout of philly, and NJ clubs with a central stage and surrounding bar seating with two poles. Average girls. During…

In Vegas on my annual business trip. Arrived at Palomino at about 9pm. Easy parking in well lighted lot. Excellent selection of girls - all types - 7s to 10s. Very…

Ok been going here forever everyone knows the info on this place. Parking lot is often crowded then you go in and the bar is empty. This night same deal had to make my own…

Club is in a safe environment with plenty of parking on lighted lot. I met up with a female friend to have drinks and just relax. We go through the door and pay the…

I went to pink pony on a work visit. I was around 10pm and it was a 10 minute walk from my hotel. Not bad I thought. I have to say I am a bit spoiled…

This is my first all nude club visit and I wanted to see what its like. I decided to check this spot over a few in the area because of the free entry promo and…

I visited Polekatz a couple of times recently, and had a great time at a generally great value. Generally good vibe, lots of beautiful girls, and I should have done more with multiple girls…

After checking out other clubs, I decided to come back here. Compared to other clubs, this one is honestly one of the better ones around. The girls don't look half bad, and it is a…

I’ve been going to PTs about every 1 - 2 months for the last two years. It can be very hit or miss, but if you go at night in the summer you can expect…

Backstory: Left work really late, wanted to watch game, decided to stop in at the Harem to get my basketball with a side of titties. I had never been there before, and damn near…

I have reviewed this club a few times before, and it hasn’t changed. Very small club, one stage, bar surrounding it, girl dances for one or two songs, then circulates around. I was there on…

Friday evening - 7 pm-ish - I went to the Downtown Cabaret. Very nice club, in good condition, clean. The front desk waived me through, saying there was no cover - I…

This is a review of the Pleasure Dome in Whitehaven Pennsylvania. It is located on Ice House road. It is open Monday through Saturday. Monday thru Thursday it is open from 8pm till 2am. Friday…

This was my first visit to this club and I knew going in that it was less than optimal time, but I was near Woonsocket and have been meaning to get here and see the…

I left work early and began my respite at Bogart’s. None of the dancers (Annabella, Brooke, Dee Dee, Jeanna, Samantha, and Tori) there interested me. After twenty minutes, I obtained a free H8N…

Diamonds in the rough. Yes, it's Queen's. Yes, it's a bit run down. And, yes, the dollar parade at the bar can be annoying. But, day shifts can offer great value for money.…

Was in Athens o business. I usually stay i Atlanta, but was staying in Athens for the night. After dinner I took a walk through downtown and saw the sig from Broad Street.…

On my way back from a business trip in Rhode Island so I had to stop in and see if the rumors of EB are true...and unfortunately I can testify that this place ain’t what…

Was in town for business with a couple of my colleagues to check this place out on a Wednesday evening. Had such a great time we came back the following night. Both nights there were…

First stop was FKK Mainhattan. About 30 minutes zigging and zagging and 13E on Uber. I arrived shortly before 1 PM for their discounted rate. This may have been a mistake since initially only three…

I went to Centerfolds a couple months ago with a friend. I was in town for work. We ended up walking. The neighborhood seemed reasonably safe (I live in a big city).…

From my long travelog! that includes travel stuff, other FKKs and Massage Parlors - still not done in Frankfurt another few days. Am considering going to FKK Oase on their 7:45 $5 fare shuttle from Festhalle…

I had heard about Tootsies since it's the largest SC in FL, if not the entire US. I went there in the afternoon around 2:00 not knowing what to expect, except that it would…

My friend and I made our monthly trip to Delilah's on Wednesday and Thursday, June 5th and 6th. On Wednesday, the place was a little busy when we arrived, and there were about 9 girls…

My very first visit here lasted about an hour and happened on a Thursday afternoon. To arrive, I found it best to use the alleyway off 44th St and park just before the McD’s.…

I recently decided to check this club out, and went on both a weekday and a weekend day. Overall I think it's a good club, but I'm sure some people won't like certain things.…

Stopped on one of my recent Saturday runs. Club has been described many times. Dance floor in the middle of the bar. Girls circle inside the bar for tips after their dance.…

I wanted to see some pussy so that’s why I come to the nude place. But the quality of dancers is just not as strong as the other places. There are two or three stand…

Found my way back at Atlantis after sometime off. And it was a worth the trip. So one of the main reasons I love this place it's so chill. The bar tendes are great and…

Arrived at 11:00 pm on a Wednesday night. The outside looks great, granted it's late at night, and the cab driver had no trouble finding it. By the way there's no Uber in…

I was passing through for work and stopped at the Treasure Club on a Tuesday night around 10PM and stayed til closing 2AM. I've never been to a North Carolina club, so I didn't know…

I was in the area for a business trip, so I figured I'd do some sightseeing. Finding this place with a GPS was a little difficult. The establishment is in a industrial type of area and…

This used to be a go to in my club rotation but not anymore. Usually $6 cover and drink prices aren’t outrageous. Everyone knows about the dance options. In the past, a…

As luck would have it I ended up my day (I start very early) close to Kittens, so after a pleasant visit a little over a week ago, figured I would go again. Parking…

Let’s try this again. Came here on a Friday night. Was hoping to make my way down to TJ but didn’t feel like making that drive that night. Ended up doing it on Saturday the…

i like Clancy, I actually been to almost every club in the area, and Clancy stands out, first you won't get ripped off, I actually have tried many different gals for dances, and always feel…

I came here after leaving pandora with the money Rio gave me for Sara the manager. I parked next to Sara's vehicle and hit her car with my door as I came out, then…

First, i'll say it's in a very random spot compared to other clubs in town. This one sneaks up on you and is on a random corner on Spring Mountain Rd a few blocks east…

Went on a Sat night here. Was told NAshville clubs were super strict so drove out to the boonies instead. First of all, optics: absolutely awful appearing building. I mean lol it looks like a…

My most recent visit to Mons pretty much solidified the decline I've been feeling this club has had over the last few years. I went on a Sat night so no excuses for the place…

Thursday, June 6, 2019 must have been the day to celebrate fat and lazy dancers at The Coliseum in Detroit. While it is still one of my favorite clubs, I found this evening (8-10:30pm)…

This club can be harder to find than pirates treasure. You can see it from the freeway, but you have to exit, cross freeway, double back, go three streets, make a u turn, backtrack to…

What a disappointing night. First off, I'll admit I haven't been to this club since January but I went for about an hour Wednesday night and it was a complete bust. Walked in around 8 p.m. and…

Made a return to Cheeks which is usually a bit hit and miss. Arrived about 9:30PM and paid the $5 cover grabbed a drink from the back bar and watched a few dancers on stage…

So I was in my conference in San Diego all day and missed the 1st quarter of the Raptors/Warriors game. Damn I hate the west coast time for games. I can't imagine watching…

I was here two years ago and had a pretty good time so I figured when I was in town I would check it out. It was a Monday but I figured being NYC…

I friend and I visited Plat West on Saturday. We arrived at 10 PM and got in free with our room key and out of town ID. It's been some time since I've been here…

This is a GREAT club. In the middle of nowhere behind a couple truck stops, but definitely worth a visit. By strip club standards, it is cleaner than average and I would rate…

The place is out in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of town and is a big building with a large parking lot. You go in and pay a $10-15 cover to the…

Made my monthly trip to Follies!!! Got there at 1:20 in the afternoon. Park at pep boys, no problem to park at that time. When I went in, I knew I was…

Stopped by to see if this club meet the standards of the St. Louis Deja Vu. Unfortunately it did not. This club was on the road that is the back entrance to Fort…

I was staying nearby so easy stop. Overall, pretty average. Believe the doorman said no cover, but clearly wanted a tip. Was one dancer on stage and several girls sitting around looking lonely and bored.…

I made a quick stop a few months back. There were a number of pretty attractive girls, although I'll admit their names are escaping me now. There was one brunette with a really nice body,…

This club was my first strip club I ever went to right when I turned 18. The drive my friend and I took to the club seemed a tiny bit sketchy brcause of homeless and…

I visited The Den on the Wyoming-Colorado border on a Friday night from 23:45 until close. The club is off US 85 in the middle of nowhere. There was an $8 cover charge. There is…

I went to the Green Door Lounge on a Friday evening at 20:30 and stayed for several hours. This dive bar strip club has been around since the 1970’s according to one patron I chatted…

It's been several years since I visited this place, so I'd thought I'd check it out to see if anything has changed. I have to say not much, which could be good or bad. The…

Low cover on a weekday night. Came here after a disappointing visit to Fantasy Topless. Flesh wasn't better. Very few guests, very few dancers. The quality of the dancers here was only slightly better than…

I arrived just after 10 pm. The entry fee was $15 and highballs were $8. The place was full of beautiful girls - sometimes Treasures can be a bit hit and miss but this felt…

This was my first visit to this club. Got there about 10 pm on Friday night. Parking lot is kind of small, but they let you park in the store lot next door. Bouncer told…

This was my first stop in EB in over a year. The quality of my time in each visit has gone down dramatically. The same drab appearance as always greeted me when i walked in,…

I'm not sure how this place is in business. I'm from out of town and came here because the reviews talk about pretty guaranteed extras, so I thought I would give it a try. It's…

Me and 2 of my colleagues went in last Tuesday. And boy did we have fun. It's $2 Tuesdays - all drinks. We had the most amazing waitress - an Indian beauty. Beautiful and hot…

After being let in from the parking lot by the pretty blonde bartender, I was not charged a cover and the beer price was reasonable, either $3 or $4 for a bottle. The bathroom looks…

Went here on a saturday a month back. I had few hours to kill before going to newark airport. This place has parking but looks like not enough when there is lot of crowd. When I…

Checked out the club last week around 3 PM. I ran into the Brazilian crew. Bad with names but remembered Leah. Probably 5 Brazilian ladies there. The were like 4 other ladies. Two white (one…

Monday can be a blessing or a curse depending how business has been. This Monday it was Ok. Get a Ways next store was absolutely dead so I crossed the lot to Hot seat for…

I visit Austin every summer for a week or two and almost manage to hit XTC Cabaret at least once. On this trip I was at the Landing Strip thrice and Divas once, so I…

After being away for a couple of years in Europe, I decided to come back and spend my summer in this wonderful place they call America, and of course in my opinion, the best go-go…

Finally had the chance to visit the infamous vest strip club in the world. Was in San Diego for a trip and decided to cross the border and what its about. Just FYI I went…

In town the Friday before Memorial Day so decided to kill an afternoon with some entertainment. The place was fairly busy for a Friday afternoon but the holiday weekend could have been helping that.…

Went in early last week early evening. Pretty slow from the looks of it with only a few cars in the parking lot. Paid my entry fee and drink and sat in a…

So i visited after i went to club blaze (apparently blaze is free on tuesday...may add that review later). I arrivedafter 1230 and parking was 10 bucks. There were about two dozen or so dancers…

Tuesday evening, after I left Peaches of Atlanta (check review) and after I left the Office (old Foxy Lady), I decided to give Pin Ups a try. It was either that or go home…

I’ve been going to the spearmint rhino for about seven years. at first it wasn’t very much... then I really ramped it up as I tried to break away from being addicted to the…

I made my first visit on a Friday around 1-2pm. Parked in the strip mall lot which seemed pretty safe. Bouncer seemed nice and paid the cover then entered. I was aware it was a…

After reading the last review, I decided to give Peaches a try. I came in on a Tuesday around 10pm. I was trying to kill some time before I went to the late…

Another trip to Desires after being bubble boy at poker the night before. Same layout thats been described many times before. Walked in and the first thing I notice is that there are…

It was my first trip back to the UK in about 2 years so thought I should check out one of my old haunts where in the past Ive had many a good evening. It's…

Went on Wednesday evening since I was in the area. Parking lot only had a few cars around 9:30 when I arrived. Walk in and there’s a sign that says pay cover at the bar.…

Arrived at Legends slightly after 9. Was charged a $10 admission. Interior was nice, relatively classy joint. Grabbed a seat in front of the stage and the large TV wall. The NBA finals game was…

Lookers is a dive bar with a stage. The girls were mostly disappointing. Cover is 10, there’s a 30 deal with two drinks and a dance. Dances are 4 minutes drinks 6…

I've never been to a bourbon street strip club but I was in Nola and said why not. We're walking by and someone at the front door pulls us in by saying free entry for…

Went to the golden banana right after it opened at 4:00pm. It was slow and dancers were on stage practicing pole tricks and showing one dancer how to do tricks and spotting her while she…

So, after a 7-8 month hiatus, I made it back to Kazan. As a background, the “dancer/ attendant” that I had grown attached to, Margo, had contacted me out of the blue in between Thanksgiving…

This is still a place with loose rules compared to Manhattan. I met one thin Russian girl. I think the English ability of some of the Russians has gotten worse, they used to have girls…