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1993 was the last time at a strip club...I made up for it in the last few weeks! My goal was to hit every club within Rt. 495. I hit my goal. 2 places…

Decided to drop in on a Monday since I was handling some business above the Perimeter on the north side of town. Parking should have given me a hint. The lot, which is…

In town for the evening so I visited Alibi at 9pm. Parking was easy to find on the street (but watch out for No Parking Signs in certain places) I arrived at the club…

This is my first time going to that club. Went Tuesday afternoon at 3. Was there for an hour. Huge empty parking lot. Located in a premier area. That is all the good…

This review is from a Saturday 2-3 weeks ago. I parked at Pep Boys with no problem but there was a car parked in middle of the lane unoccupied. My first thought was it was…

I was there around 4PM and it was also the time of year that is not "the season" here; so fewer tourists No cover charge, but there was someone at the door that looked…

Went back to the hideaway on a Saturday night. Talked to this big boobed latina that goes by linette. Got some dances from her on the floor, no vip. Sucked on her big boobs…

Stopped in about 2pm. No cover and was buzzed right in. The bar was full and there were a few groups of patrons and girls drinking and having a good time. Got a beer and…

This has been my "go to" club in Providence for a long time, and although the private dances are not as amazing as they used to be in the VIP rooms, there's still lots of…

Came here for a bachelor party after hearing about it from a number of people. Not born in the era, but walking in I automatically thought of the 70s. Not the cleanest place I've ever…

I have not been to the ballpark, for ever. Not an easy ride from my house. Decided to check it out, with the Ph issue. Bar was semi full. Got…

Back when you could find a batch of real fun clubs in the area, this place was mediocre. It's better than average now but that's because the average club has closed down. Physically, the…

Popped in on a Friday afternoon to see whatever there was to see and was pleasantly surprised. They had about 10 girls, 2 of whom were 9s, and a couple others that were 8s.…

Detailed descriptions of CJs have been posted. Nice facility (including several private dance rooms) but nothing fancy. Located in an industrial area near downtown with ample parking. It has a neighborhood bar…

To start off, my money meter is a bit off. I only spent $200. I came in with $750, prepared to leave all of it there. I arrived around 11:00. Prepared to meet a friend…

This wasn't my first time there but I went to St James on a Saturday night and it was much better than I anticipated. Got in there, paid $15 cover and then walked to…

Went in on a Monday evening. Parking was very easy with a big lot and location is easy to find. Kind of strange it’s in the middle of a neighborhood, but no safety concerns. Inside the…

Paid the ten dollar cover and went in. Got there right before 9 and domestic beer was a buck. It was four bucks after. Various amount of talent. White, black, hispanic and…

I got to the club around 1, 130pm in the afternoon and it was completely dead aside from the bouncer, thick ass bartender and some lady I was assuming was the manager. There was…

This is my third visit to the Platinum Plus, the prior 2 experience was hit or miss. this time it was great experience. It is a 5$ cover irrespective when you enter the club,…

After spending a couple hours at woody's down the street, I decided to try the Lumberyard. Its owned by the same group as des Moines Lumberyard. They had a fire a couple years…

Stopped by late on Saturday evening.... 11pm til 1am. Parking is free, once you find the right driveway. ( hint... its south of the parking area ) the area is southeast of the airport.…

I arrived about a half hour after the club opened, so the number of dancers increased steadily over the 2 hours I was there. I would say that most of them were in the 6-8…

Something has clearly changed. Friday afternoon had about one third the dancers, and half the customers, from what you would expect. All the dancers were new except for Britney. All the waitresses were new. All the bouncers…

Went in around 9pm on a wednesday night. The place is very impressive. The sound is very good in there. Pricey, but I expected that. Didn't try any of the food though. It was not…

After years of frequenting the Play House across the river in NJ, their current situation prompted me to try the Ballpark. I had seen it mentioned many times on this site,as,a comparison to PH,…

Been here off and on for the past few years, decent place to visit and your money goes a long way. Pros: If you are about the sistahs this is your place. Less costly and flashy…

This place nickles and dimes you for everything! Between parking and entry, I was out 40 dollars just to get in. Once in, it is your standard flashy club not flash on the Miami/South Florida scale, but…

I was in town for work. Noticed they opened early (2:00 PM), so I went in to check out happy hour. I went in about 4:30 on a Friday afternoon, and to my surprise, I…

I came in on a thursday afternoon so it was a bit empty. When I first walked in I didn't see any girls walking around, and saw only one very overweight girl dancing on stage…

It is 10$ to get in e door. Another 10$ for a refillable pop. No booze in Wasinvton Clubs. There wasn't mutch to choose from. An 4p something mexican dancer. A huge white girl with…

I wasn't expecting much considering that this club is in Utah and kind of has low reviews, but it turned out to be pretty great. I arrived around 10:30pm on a Thursday. The club is…

Went here with a bunch of friends after a weekend night out in sobe. The quality here is still top notch. It's like they pulled the models out the catalogue. The downside for me was…

I was in town for 2 days. I m visiting from Baltimore so have visited fair share of clubs. Dropped by at 7.30pm on Monday evening. There was a dancer who entered with me (…

It's been awhile since I'd stopped by here as I'm rarely in the area anymore, but found myself nearby on a Saturday night around 8:30. Maybe it's the location in a residential neighborhood, or maybe…

I headed to CL looking to bust a nut and when I got there, there it was going on. I’m like to sit and watch a couple rotations because some chicks are into it and…

I went on a Monday night around 9. Few customers and dancers in a giant space. But Mondays are quiet everywhere. Limo driver told me they have 300-400 girls on Friday and…

I finally made a trip back to PO. I have been trying for the past few weeks but couldnt get my act together, Walked in around 1:30 and only a few customers. Some old standard…

I was driving back to Chicago from Madison and decided I needed a break so I stopped in here. It was great! The bouncers were okay, seemed friendly with the girls which was a good…

I like to stop by Penthouse Club about once a month for the free lunch. A burger, chips, and two Miller Lites for $5 total ... it really is a great deal. Generally, there's a couple…

While there are times when this club is really busy because of different events which are going on, this was not one of those nights. I went in after work so that I could relax…

Sinsation's is one of two fully nude, no-alcohol clubs in Jacksonville. It's a small, inconspicuous building just off the I-95 ramp, about a 90 second drive from the infamous Wacko's. Parking out front is sparse,…

I made a rare evening visit to the Block. I usually go when I get off work in the afternoon. I must have gone out of habit because there is no other…

This is a small but ok club. Easy to find, well lit. Club was clean and staff was so so. Only three girls working on a Wednesday night. One 8, one 7, and one 5.…

Hadn't been here in a long while but had very fond memories. Unfortunately sometimes you wake up from the dream and go rats, I should have stayed in dreamland. The physical place is still fine…

I've been to most of the other strip clubs in the area. The Cheetah has 5 stripper poles. Depending on how busy they are there could be 5 girls dancing at once. The other local…

I've been to the boat a couple of times in the past two weeks, arriving soon after opening or in the early afternoon. I've been impressed with the number of dancers each visit, and with…

Arrived at the club early afternoon and there were 4 dancers on stage and several dancers were sitting at the stage. there were maybe 12 seats at the bar and 30 seats around the…

Stopped in while in the area to see if there were any improvements. I must say, the club has not had one facility improvement since the late 80's. 3 women working, all huddled…

Decided to give BP a try as I have struck out at another club earlier in day. Place was empty with regulars who were there passing time. Raven was the best FIT dancer…

Hey, so I stop by Club Risque Bristol on a Thursday night, curious to see if things got better. Really, I just wanted to drink a beer, watch some basketball, tip a few girls, get…

I've been to Hong Kong several times now. I don't write a Review each time I go, but I did get some new information on this visit. I don't like crowds. I…

I stopped in my way through town at around 3:00 PM on a Thursday. Had to pay $20 for a membership but will get in for free on subsequent visits. The bar tender was very…

Was not sure what to expect first time at the club. Arrived around 9:00 (club opens at 8) there was a sign out front and the parking lot is shared with a bar the…

Arrived around 8 as stated parking is a bit of a challenge but was able to get a spot in the tiny island lot next to the club. Another DL scan I think it…

This place seems to be a hit or a miss in recent times. Visited on a Wed. got there around 5pm. plenty of cars so expected the club to be very full. was about 50%.…

Haven't been here for a while so decided to stop in on a Tuesday afternoon to see what's new. Sat at the bar and was happy to see Sandra still working and looking good. Maybe…

Was at pleasant moment for lunch. As described before, the place feels like a South American bar, with a pole, pool table, and is always busy with patrons and chicas. Met a petite tanned girl…

I love dive bars. I feel comfortable inside of them and enjoy the more laid back attitude, but the night I went to OGD it was disgusting. It was so dirty, I felt…

First time in forever that I have been to a BYOB but a group of 5 decided to try this place as we remember the building as a different strip club from way back when.…

Went back to Clancy's but this time at around 2 on Wednesday. Right away I saw 2 I wanted a lap dance with, S or E . S was occupied so I took E for…

As I walked through the entrance of Crazy Horse III, I knew my crew & I were in for a full frontal assault on all our senses. I mean that in the most pleasurable…

Decided to try SR after a slight decrease in quality at Synn. It still had a much selection of dancers, but their overall quality is better. Decided to try out a Thursday after seeing their…

Since I may be able to get back in town pretty soon, figured I'd put up a review of my last visit and an argument as to why this place might be the best option…

Went there for a bachelor's party, and there were plenty of hot girls around. Table dances were $10, which was reasonable, and most of the girls made it worth it. Had a lady…

It's a rare chance that I can get out to strip clubs without being noticed, so when I got an opportunity I took it and went back to the Sugar Shack since I enjoyed myself…

This review is a few weeks old, but I still remember the dance as if it happened yesterday. I’m doing this thing where I’m planning trips around the feature dancers, as I think that’s the…

I don't club much in Milwaukee much anymore, even though it is my home base. If I had to recommend a Milwaukee club to anyone, I'd probably start with OTB or Silk's original location on…

I went to this club years ago with a friend. It is in the middle of nowhere per say off the NYS thruway.If you are between Albany and Syracuse, it is right in the middle,…

This was my first time visiting a swingers club and it was fun. While I admit I only got some lip action (kissing) from a very pretty girl, everyone is respectful and as long as…

I was in the area for business and decided to hang out and check out the local color. This is not like the places you find in Philly or Jersey. As others have…

Decided to make a pit stop at Hustler Club on night shift recently, I typically prefer days. Private booth dances were $30 each which is a bit expensive for my tasts. There were probably at…

I stopped through Providence after a workday a couple weeks ago, just getting to writing this report, so apologies if I'm a little fuzzy on names. Arrived at Desire around 6:30 or so. When I…

When Alex's reopened (in 2017) it's hours and days open were in a state of flux due to a number of issues (including their inability to field a complete lineup). Since October 2018 (I believe),…

I was driving back from a meeting and decided to take a quick detour through the Flats before heading back to work. Hustler Club traditionally has decent afternoon options, so I stopped by. It wasn't…

Its been a while but i decided to visit one of my old favorites King Henry. On a wed afternoon the parking lot was empty but it was actually more than a few people on…

Ok, so this place doesn't compare to a dinner club, but there is plenty of women, most of which are both nice and hot. Spent about 80 for a three song set and was…

Tuesday night visit. Probably the best place I visited this night. Again both the option to self-park and valet. You walk in and the lobby is large – reminds me of an office or…

Tuesday night visit. Easy to find. Parking seemed plentiful for a Tuesday night. Might be tight on a weekend night. I saw a valet when I waked in. Walked in – no bouncer –…

2nd stop of the night – again easy to find using google maps. They had both valet and self-park – I just parked myself and walked in. It was kind of weird a whole…

Stopped by Follies for the first time in many months and was lucky enough to snag a high chair on the restroom end of the club.I hit the club around 12:30 pm and the valet…

I hadn't been to Gatsby's in two years. After a thoroughly rotten time the night before at Moran's Nite Life in Dover, I knew I needed to cleanse my strip club pallette. Gatsby's was on…

Stopped at Dollies about 3 weeks ago on Friday night. Got there just as day shift was leaving. Glad I was not there for day shift as there was nothing above a 5. 5 Girls…

This still my favorite place went this afternoon and I still enjoy myself even though night is better.Went around 3pm no cover charge it's still early to get in order my drink…

The trifecta of Saturday in Dallas ended at Club XTC. We went after Baby Doll’s closed at 2 am, and I was warned that I may feel “out of place.” We tried to park in…

Went to CL mainly to see the changes upstairs (champagne room for $50). Got a beer and headed up stairs and grabbed a seat. Saw no one in the champagne room, but dances were going…

Bottoms up is one of my go to spots. I heard about this place a year ago and I go every few weeks. I have noticed recently that the evenings don’t seem to be as…

So I've been to the carnival a few times, used to live within a couple of miles of there. I haven't been there in quite some time, the last few times I had a real…

I stopped by on Mothers Day around 2PM thinking that they would not open at 1130 because of the holiday. I thought that I was correct because the parking lot had plenty of parking left.…

Twenty years ago, I broke my strip club cherry at Moran's. Back in the day it was a great place. It was small, the drinks were cheap and the girls were friendly. I always had…

Went in to give my favorite stomping grounds a visit and wasn’t totally satisfied but yet wasn’t totally let down.. sat down and got myself a couple beers and enjoyed the view. Big booty Emily…

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I had not visited the Flight Club in well over a month, with the increasing cost and personal time challenges being the primary deterrents. However, after reading numerous reviews of improved talent and finding…

Visiting the post for the first time on the busy Friday morning. The club was heavily crowded. There was a good selection of girls of various varieties. Got a couple of dances from 3-4 girls.…

Tuesday, Was back in DFW for business. Lipsticks has always been a place I go to not expecting much, but on occasion I have had a good time YMMV. On Tue. I stopped in around…

Someone was going to centerfolds and had a coupon for 2 free entries. I volunteered to go. I do not know what the cover charge is as I didn't pay it since I didn't pay. There…

I visited Bar Tropical several times with a friend in the evening to check out the scene and girls. The club is pretty spacious, and in March, they opened up a new area upstairs called the…

Given the numbers of adult clubs in NYC, this one should be near the bottom of your list. I was walking by late on Wednesday night, around 11:30, so I asked the bouncer outside…

I was on a road trip and visited the Cafe Risque twice for a week. On my first visit i i was very disappointed the only good thing was the food. There was 5-6 girls…

Stopped in around 6:30 on my way up the coast from VA Beach. Needed a break and I have been here a couple times in the past. The place was empty except for the bartender.…