Reviews

I've been living in south Florida for 5 years and I've reviewed Cheetah's a few times giving them good reviews. I went in today for the first time in a couple of months and it…

Although I have reviewed Fantasy before, and visited the establishment many times in the last 5 years, I intend to review it again to allow everyone to know what they can expect if they decide…

This review is for both Wednesday and a Thursday afternoon visits, about a week apart. I got there around 3 PM both times, and found the parking lot to be about half full, despite the…

...so I found out this last trip to HL on an early Thursday afternoon. There's no cover in the afternoon (until 5pm I believe) and the early afternoon is a great time to catch the…

Only my 3rd ever visit to the Axe and my 2nd review on the establishment. My first was a full 10 years ago, and rather disappointing. I didn't review the second visit 4 years ago as it…

To start off, I’m sure others have touched on this, but this isn’t a traditional club where you sit and watch girls on the stage. You sit at a bar, and girls walk by and…

Leaving this review whole it’s FRESH! As in, I still smell of herb and smoke. And before I walk into Cheetah. I am not planning on comparing the two as I using them for two…

Was traveling back from Kentucky to my normal stomping grounds and had to stop for the night, checked into a motel just off the interstate and after getting something to eat I googled the closest…

Stopped in for the first time on a Monday. Surprised to see only 1 dancer over 45 minutes. Nice enough but weird that the dj seemed to be a tape as he was commenting…

The El Paso strip club The Cabaret closed down permanently amid prostitution complaints according to the El Paso Times. They were supposed to work things out and reopen after the last hearing on April 12…

My fave clean cut place. Girls are very hot, all great skinny bods. Almost all euros. Its a hang out place, not a high mileage place. Went back again recently. I think theres a lot…

Had a day off of work and some cash to burn. Figured it has been nearly 2 years since I was out for some fun and wanted to get back into the game. I grabbed…

I was visiting Orange County for a conference, and I decided to go in on a Weekday night (~9PM) to catch a basketball game and catch a dance. The cover was 10$ and a corona…

I stopped into BD for the first time in a few months on a Saturday afternoon. Same setup as always. Girls rotate stages and work their way around the room. I still haven't figured out…

I went here a couple of years back. Experience was not good. It was ok. When in the area, always visit Allure. I couldn’t take prior appointment with Allure and it was very busy. When…

Another visit too Dollies for me. If your looking for girls in the 7 and above rating you way want to consider another town let alone another club in Washington. First of all, this…

Decided to try the moon during the 12 to 2 special. Came on a Monday around 12:30 and wasn't too packed like I'd thought. The cover is 5 bucks and covers any entree with the…

Decided to try the moon during the 12 to 2 special. Came on a Monday around 12:30 and wasn't too packed like I'd thought. The cover is 5 bucks and covers any entree with the…

$20 cover to see fat dancers in bikini. Don't waste your money in this place. Its def the first and last for me. With some many good strip clubs around the area. I don't this…

So on a very rare occasion, i end up walking in around 1:00 am. I am a day time or early evening guy. I dont really frequent clubs late nights especially weekend nights. I…

This club is located relatively close to regular clubs, which is convenient for Philly. Got there at 12:30....thank god because it’s BYOB after 2. It really wasn’t as crowded as I expected it to…

With only two girls working on a Saturday evening, I was extremely disappointed in the selection at this place. It is literally out in the middle of nowhere down a residential street. The…

Came in on a Friday afternoon at the 4pm in late April. For those that don’t know this is a small club. Has on small lap dance area that seats one. The place was totally…

Thee (with 2 "E"s) Officers Club sits just outside a Naval base in what's traditionally been a pretty seedy neighborhood but is trying to move upscale with new developments. In that spirit, the club has…

My first time to Bobbi's, a rare two visits on the Friday and Saturday before Easter. I was pleased. First visit there were only one or two patrons and a small handful of dancers.…

Was about to hit up BU on a Saturday afternoon, but decided to see how Vics was first. Never made it to BU. Paid the $5 cover, grabbed a beer and within minutes a thicker…

Was here few weeks ago on a wed afternoon. Saw piper for the first time. Others where the usual crowd. Jersey , Cherry and Debbie. Piper USA fit WOC. She is a raven export. Took…

Before returning to CA I decided to try a day shift at another WI strip club (after my night shift On The Border visit). Maybe it’s the night/day dichotomy, but ended up liking Silk more.…

used to come here a lot like 15-20 yrs ago... have checked in from time to time... stopped in thursday afternoon like 1:00 (i believe they open at 12) ... place is pretty big with…

I was in Spokane for business so I decided to take a trip out to the state line to kill the time on a Thursday evening. The club itself it ok, it’s a little set…

Virginia isn't a great area for strip clubs but Paper Moon tries it's best. I went in and the crowd was light and the dancers were attractive but alot were disinterested. Every hour all dancers…

Made my usual stop while in the area. Had to renew my membership for $10. Sat at the bar with a $4 bottle beer for a little while when approached by Gabriella.…

Got there on Friday night around 8. There was only 1 other person at the bar and no dancers yet. It did get busy around 9. I saw at least 7 women working. I did…

I'm a DC native and came back recently after living on the west coast for 7 years. Ebony Inn was my go to spot for debauchery so I decided to stop by on late night…

So I went in on a Sunday night about 8:30. Only a few girls wondering around so it must of been right before a shift change or maybe it’s alway like that I don’t know…

First time ever in a strip club, so I went for a “safe” club, next to the most tourist-y area in Seattle. I knew in advance it wouldn’t be cheap. Club was empty (Sunday @ 7…

Got in there just after 8 pm. Saw some new faces and more after 9 pm during shift change. Not many customers because of the Raps/Jays game at first, but got busier after the game…

visiting Memphis this past weekend I checked out the strip club scene. Usually at Catwalks but decided to check out Candyland. if you are on I240 going east get off on lamar exit…

Don't usually go on a Monday, but was looking for some variety from my regular dancer who does not work on Mondays. On two different Monday visits I went to VIP. The first time was…

I live in Wisconsin but sometimes work in Minneapolis during the week. After a long day of dealing with assholes, I will occasionally stop at a club on my way home. Usually on…

When I first showed up, I was impressed with the number of girls who were working the floor. There were decent looking strippers everywhere and there was a pretty decent mix of ethnicities.The club was…

What can I say? I love Blaze. Besides the girls of course, my favorite thing about this club is the drink specials. 5 dollar drinks and 4 dollar beers, everyday. I've gotten so use to…

Honestly I have never left a strip club worse than I came in but this is genuinely the best worst strip club I have been to in my life. I despise this place. The…

With Detroit Proper having the curtains taken down, I've been forced to venture farther out. After sorting thru the extensive amount of reviews from my fellow PLs I settled on the Landing Strip. I thought…

With Deja Vu COI no longer worth talking about, except to say it’s not worth talking about, Synn is the go to place in the City of Industry. $15 before 6 PM, $20 after that. Used…

This is the second time I visited Palomino but it is the first legitimate visit. The first time was last year on July 4th which fell on a Wednesday and pretty much all of Vegas…

First of all, i didnt see or notice any cameras, maybe i didn't pay attention, maybe i missed them but i never noticed. the dancers all are using their phones to record something, usually themselves. That doesnt'…

Came in on a slow weekday afternoon. (pun intended) It was warm outside and decided to beat the heat and relax in the dark, air conditioned club with some half-naked ladies. Found a spot along the…

I havent been here in quite some time, but thought it was good to let you guys know this place was targeted by undercovers recently. Some citizens complained of prostitution and narcotics and the police…

This club has gone from mediocre to great ,back to mediocre and now experiencing a resurgence of sorts.Since total remodel about a year ago the club is clean from bar to restroom to VIP room.Typical…

Went in around 2 am and stayed till 7am. We took the free shuttle so there was no cover, just $40 for a 2 drink minimum. The staff was pretty friendly. When entering the place…

I had a text from a dancer I hadn't seen in awhile so I decided to stop in and visit. There were only 4 or 5 dancers working and most were outside on the smoking…

Went to a local minor league baseball game so since my ticket stub gave me free admission I decided to make a visit. Ended up staying a little later then planned at the game so…

I went on a Thursday evening a bit past 11 to check out what was happening. It was quiet, a few guys at the bar and two dancers looking at me like fresh meat. I…

Came here on cinco de mayo, there was no parking in the parking lot so had to park in the street. Only been here a few times, people keep telling me how good it was…

Had a free night so I dropped by for the happy hour pricing after the old 10-5 (i.e. normal hours in the tech world that has overrun SF). I don't have anything new to add…

This was the first time I had ever been to this club. It is south of town on I-29 just a bit. I had to take an Uber, but that was fairly inexpensive.…

This is the first time I was let down by the PL. In truth, I left satisfied, but for the first time ever I didn't really have a good time here. The vibe…

I was on a business to LA and had a hotel just 3 miles from Nicola's. I visited there Thursday and Friday. It is a dive bar. Dancers are mostly Spanish and few Caucasians. Didn't…

Tried a second trip to Ballpark... to be honest, I was mostly looking for a second round with Angie or Angel, since I had so much fun with them earlier in the week. Walked…

After being impressed with this club on a Saturday night I wanted to not only see how it was on a weeknight, but possibly catch the end of the day shift, and get a lap…

Saturday night was never the A-list for special treatment at PH, but a man can only watch Shawshank on TBS so many times, so I went out in the rain to check out all the…

Got there about 10 o'clock on a Friday night. Really needed to unwind, have a drink, and look at some titties and asses. Unfortunately, when I got in and paid the cover, there was no…

Have previously visited this club in afternoon and the quality of dancers has really been hit or miss. Lately more on the miss side where maybe 1-2 hot dancers but sticking with their regular…

I have been to Sapphire a number of times and they always treat me as a valued guest. The dancers are generally beautiful and friendly, but stay away from the Russians, Eastern Europeans, and South…

I’ve been to Fantasia several times over the years and over the last few months had basically written it off. There used to be a time when you could always find at least one attractive…

I have not gone to Club X or what ever the new name is for a while. Now I know why, the club is just not that nice. The dancers do not want to be…

Was coming back from go go with some buddies and decided to stop by here before heading home. Got in, place was busy, about 7 girls working. Right after sitting down, i saw the hottest…

I've been trying to check out the club at lunch time versus Wackos and Wackos obviously has the better food. There's a bartender named Dori that used to work at Flash Dancers but got fired…

Okay, so quick intro from me: I've been a monger for years, sneaking around the southern US, and taking advantage of any and all underground venues that cater to our monger needs. Not sure…

I felt like partying and read a few reviews on tuscl and decided on this club. Since I planned on drinking, I checked into a hotel nearby. Plenty of hotels to choose from. Arrived at…

I came to Inner Room on a weekday night around 8 PM. Parking in the back was easy, and I felt comfortable in the neighborhood. I don't remember cover, but I think it was about…

I arrived just after 10pm on a Saturday night. I heard this was the only predominately black strip club in the KC area. There is not much parking reserved for the club so I parked on…

I actually visited Cheeks twice, I’ve on a Wednesday and once on a Saturday. Both times had plenty of entertainers working, with a mixed bag of gorgeous women to 5s or 6s. I did enjoy…

Wanting to check out all the Pasco clubs, I checked Allure off the list. Now, I’m not a prude by any means. I’ve been in some small dives, but this is just an…

I hadn't been to this club since the doors were taken off the CR's due to the Foxy Lady debacle. I was west of the city so decided why not check it out. It was…

I always paas by this club in my way back home, finally I tried the club, I sat at the bar, and promptly a nice AA with small boobs came and offer a dance, I…

It has been a long time since I last visited this club, which once upon a time was my go-to local hangout, so I figured that it was time to see whether the turnoffs (basically…

Gold Club always seems on the brink of a disastrous visit. It's usually slow on weekdays and the stage shows are bad. Many girls go through the motions and stay in their bikinis.…

It had been almost 9 months since I tried this place so I decided to give it another go. They still scan your ID at the door after 9, not too hip on it but…

It’s not the nicest inside. There’s an area off to the left when you walk in that is not being used. When you walk in you pay the cover and then have to buy a…

So for some reason I heard a lot of good things about this joint - being full nude was one positive. When some friends and I got there, it was self parking and $18 cover.…

Kitten's is my go to club. Near my house and not to far out of the way of my drive home. I work late so I usually get there after midnight. When you enter, the doormen…

As I said in the title...Best/Worst strip club I've ever been to. I was here on business and didn't feel like hanging out in my hotel room. Ontario is no the most exciting city so…

Came here a few weeks ago since I was in the area. $20 entrance fee around 10pm on a Thursday. Place, as others have mentioned, is in an industrial park, but area felt safe overall. There…

Never confuse activity with achievement. Red Room has 11 strippers worth of activity, but a total absence of achievement. I don't know if Rob if dead or something, but the "talent" is worse than if…

Went to scarletts on a thursday night after 1130pm. The place was fairly decent, not upscale but not trashy either. The music was standard club music, no alcohol, but I went to a bar before…

Have reviewed the the layout before. Bar to the right when you enter. Stage to the left and bathrooms and vip booths straight ahead. Stage is on the lower level bar on upper level. There…

Went here like mid Feb on a Saturday night. Plenty of parking. Walked in, the bouncer was not very welcoming. Told another patron coming in to back up and gave him about 1/2 second to…

Found myself making two separate visits to this club a week or so apart. I'll combine both trips into one review. Nothing has changed regarding the layout or general details of the club. Cover was $8…

Had an excellent time at Amnesia, there we’re some decent talent in the place and started out with a private dance for $110 for 30 minutes, went the extra mile for $200 for a covered…

visited this place on saturday night around 10pm. place was packed with people. here is my experience pros -music and vibe was good. good DJ and they have dance floor and people can dance. -drink price…

Went on a Wednesday afternoon. Place was empty with maybe 2 patrons, an older couple likely in their 70s. One dancer who was a thick WOC. Not really my thing and she had been tatted…

Arrived late to bourbon street when the regular action was low so decided to go here. This is only my second review and my visit was actually a couple of months back, so pardon for…

Got there around 12:30 $10 valet already set up. Girls just sitting around. At 1 PM on the dot they started circulating. No stage dancing until close to 1:30. I walked in and once my eyes…

So, due to work and other restrictions, my outings are usually restricted to Saturday afternoons, and Miss Kitty's is maybe the only one in this area to open at noon on Saturdays. There's normally two…

During a recent visit to South Florida decided to check out this place based on reviews I read on TUSCL. Once I parked my car, I walked towards the door and the attendant asks for $2.…

The layout of the club has been well described before. I've stopped in a few more times in past months. On a recent Friday afternoon the parking was near full, but inside there were still…

Visited flight club a couple of weeks ago. I was hoping to run into a dancer i hadn't seen in a while. Got to the club around 930. Valeted, paid the cover and took a…

I was in town for the week for business last week and stopped by Thur and Fri afternoons. Thur I got there 5pm. Dozen dancers or so in the day shift. Mostly 6-7s, with a…