Reviews

I go to the Lido roughly once every two months. Club has easy access to A-1-A in Cape Canerval, just North of Cocoa Beach. Parking is plentiful and well lit. Cover waived prior to 7pm,…

I was at HL II last week...I had a decent time I had lap dances from two ladies...the first was a blonde russian girl...I cannot remember her name...but she was about 5'6"...and quite liberal...she even…

This place is the worst. The girls here are not pretty at all. Lap dances are $20.00 for 2 short songs. The have a full bar. The place is really small…

This is still the best club in Mpls. Was there late last week and had a great time. YMMV with different dancers. But after going there on a regular basis for the past 6 months…

visited this joint on a Tuesday night around 7:00, I know this is hardly prime time but the place opens at 2:00 in the afternoon. There was a $5.00 cover charge and beers were $3.00…

A wednesday night stop on the way back to KC around 7pm. There was a $5 cover charge and $3 beers. There were 8 girls working when I arrived, lots of 6s & 7s and…

had been here before-good stage and dollar dance action-terrible private dances. Well, this night. the bouncer was distracted for a while. Lola started with a good friction lap. When she faced me, she put my…

This club and I have a LONG history...dating back to underage visits when still in high school (10 years ago). It has gone through excellent periods as well as very disappointing ones. Most…

A thursday night stopp around 10pm, the place was packed, looked like lots of local youngsters in the crowd, at least 12 dancers all were young and I didn't see any silicone when I was…

Upper Brass Rail is my favourite downtown club. It is only open in the evenings and has a $20 cover to get in. There are no vip fees or anything because the entire upstairs is…

I too was in the club on Sunday night. It was rather slow when I was there. Not many customers but quite a few dancers. Sierra stoped by and asked if I…

Went by here recently and found out there is new ownership. That is always a concern, and sure enough table dances have gone up $5 (now $15). They kept (for now) the 5 for 5…

This club is unusual in that it is buried in an industrial district - not really visible at all from any major road or street. Furthermore I saw no sign when I drove right up…

This club could be either a 10 or much lower so I compromised on 7. On the plus side the quality of the girls is generally high and some are 8/9. The club…

Stopped in last week and had a good time. Didnt see my favorite but had a few dances in the VIP room with XXXena and a duo of August and a girl whosename escapes me…

The only thing that changes at HB is the number of hotties that work there. For the most part, there are plenty of great looking women with 2 first shifters that are 10's.…

I entered at 7:30 on Monday and was gretted with "ID and $20 cover." I almost fell over...we concluded it was $5. This place is depressing; the dancers were unenthusiastic at best, but I'm not…

Visited on a recent Tuesday night around 9 PM. Club was not very crowded, but the dancers were plentiful. Must have been 30 or more throughout the night. Many were in the 7 - 8…

First I went across the river to Club Erotica but on a Monday night only 4 dancers and 1 other customer. I saw the customer but none of the dancers. The door man…

Rating is mostly based on a single dancer. Club itself is small and not at all "upscale". Single tiny stage, a bar area, about a dozen or so tables of various sorts and maybe 6…

Visited twice. Last one was this past Saturday. Can't quite figure this club out. Girls do dance nude but don't seem into it. Tips are left on stage for girl to pick up. Not much…

Sat. night, late. Nothing, absolutely nothing going on here. There were three girls inside, about as many customers. The place looks like a hockey arena inside- it's huge. But the stages were empty, the tables…

There's no question that the eye candy is amazing at Cheetah, but that's about all I got, aside from a feeling I'd wasted a lot of money. I've been to this club quite a few…

Here's the special reason to go to Show N Tel: The rooms up front, not the bar in the back. In these, you get a timed session, one on one but with a video camera…

While doing research for clubs in Honolulu, the fact that kept popping up was that most of the dancers were Asian -- with the exception of Centerfolds. I went to only one other club,…

Went there on 11/6 about 8pm. 6 dancers, 2 8's, 2 6's, 2 4's. 20 cover, 1 drink min= 8 buck water. Dances were 25 with moderate contact. No offer of any extras…

Haven't been to this club since the Torch bought it and remodeled it -- used to be somewhat of a regular when it was Blumacs a long time ago. Was impressed with the interior…

Either I was here on a bad day or, this club doesn't have a lot to offer. I came to the Fuzzy Bears club on a Thursday night at about 10:00 in the late evening.…

This is a topless dance club. Being the name of the club, I was expecting total nude so this was very disappointing. The ladies strip down to thong. If you go on certain nights there…

This is a topless club located in Santa Ana. When you walk into the club, you notice the lighting is just right. The music is loud and there are usually a couple of really cute…

Got a couple of $20 laps from Jessica, a long-haired brunette. I caught her after her stage dance, which was understatedly erotic. I especially liked the way she undid her sheer wrap/skirt. Anyway, we repaired…

The club is clean and well lit (maybe too well lit). The washrooms and bar area are on the upper side of average for strip clubs. There are high top tables as well…

This club, even on a quiet Monday night, still rocks. Check Unique..... a lovely Caribbean beauty. Maybe I flatter myself but I sure wish I brought Jimmy's cap. I was told as much. But still... $25…

Went to this club in September 2004. The cover was $30 and is not very large. Once inside the women are relentless. They don't even offer a $20 dane. They instead are pushing for a…

It's Vegas baby!!! We wanted to go off the beaten track and not hit a "Crazy Horse" or "Olympic Garden". This place is it. A little out of the way, but only…

Was there on a Tuesday, The classiest place in Boys Town. (Not saying much) It looks like they are preparing to move as there is a building under construction with their name on it.…

This is a bikini bar but it all you want is to talk to a beautiful woman, this is where to go. My server was Sabrina and she was so hot. I very slender beautiful…

I was curious about this club, so I went in on a Thursday night recently. The name is Stephaine's Cabaret. There were about 8 dancers, all under 23 yrs old. All good looking with good…

Went to PG 11/6 which was a weekend night - packed to the max which meant that you had to chase after the hot women rather than sit back and choose your poison. They…

Was not impressed with this club. Some of the girls are downright nasty looking. Whenever features are performing they are not permitted to have customers on the stage with them. Drinks are reasonably priced, cover…

Landing Strip is a club that has a lot of good looking and slim dancers. I've seen some dancers get a little out of control with digital insertion in the VIP. They have 3 levels…

Well, this is my 2nd time to the Big this year. In April I hit Ricks a few times after trying a few others...Ricks was tops and the talent was great. Marlo was the best…

I was there the other night and I wasn't very impressed. $10 cover and only 4 average looking girls dancing. Got a dance with an extremely rude girl who clearly hated her job.…

Good quaility dancers. Best mileage club in Atlanta. Went there over the weekend, a good crowd, and very exciting time with the right girl. Only negative , which is kind of funny,…

Sunday night I dropped in for a short visit. I was surprised to see quite a large number of patrons at the club. Renovations are continuing with an area that was once VIP…

This club is suffering from it's own popularity. The girls are beautiful, no doubt. But it's standing room only most of the time and the seating situation leaves a lot to be desired.…

The entrance on the side leads into the main stage area. The bar is located in the center of the building seperating a smaller area in the back (left from the entrance). Tattletales…

The similarities between this place and the Playhouse are evident pretty quickly. Most of the dancers are familiar as is the agrressive way they approach customers. The rotation is pretty short compared to…

I was recently in NO for a business trip and happened to stay right near Rick's. I wasn't planning to hit a strip club, but as I walked by Rick's, I noticed something unusual. Whereas…

The entrance leads into the middle of a long bar. There are stages both left and right of the bar. The girls were middle of the road and only a few showed enthusiasm.…

I attend this club just about every friday because of their drink specials until 9. Can you beat dollar wells and dollar beers?????? The girls there during the day are a not as…

This is a new club with tons of potential but the women on the day shift are pretty scarce right now and slim pickins if you're picky like myself. Fun to be had but it…

Wow, wow, WOW! I must say, this club suprised me more than any other. The range of girls is all over the place, 4's to 9's. One I talked to was going to Penn State,…

Glitter Gulch has had a bad rep. at this website, and many others too, but I'd like to offer a different side. I was downtown on a convention, staying at the Plaza across the…

Just what you'd expect from a local place that doesn't have the flash. Yeah, the dancers are a little seasoned, but how much money have you wasted on a young headcase? "Oh, I…

Living in the area, I've been to the club a few times. Parking is great, and plentiful. $5 to get in, drinks are about normal - $4/beer, $6 for mixed. Very nice…

Stopped into Tropical Beauties. Pretty small place. Soda was $3. There were 3 dancers that I was aware of. Only 1 I was interested in, but she seemed to avoid the non-latino's…

I went to Augies for my bachelor party. There was really only one dancer worth mentioning at the club -- a small blonde who was very friendly. She asked me if I wanted…

Visited briefly Saturday nite around 5. Niki, a skinny, almost a skeleton, dancing first. She had cute small tits though. Next Madison with better shape. $4 pint of beer. Two song sets. Blackboard listed 6-7…

Many hot chicks, very friendly atmosphere and it's right downtown. Dollar bills go a long way here, and all the chicks are very hot. Every time I go to louisville I try to…

After I arrived in HOU again last night I stopped at Rick's North for quick nightcap. Cover was $7.00. I've to say one thing about this club and it's consistency. On my…

I visited this club last week and was thoroughly impressed although I was a little concerned when I saw mortorcycles in the parking lot. The dancers were attractive and friendly. My favorite was…

I stopped by for a short visit this evening. Pleasantly surprise the quality of the girls. There were maybe 8 or so working, a half of them were decent looking, maybe 7's and one 8. The…

I have been to DV in Minneapolis on many occaisons. This club bites. What can I say? I agree with many of the reviews on this board. Going upstairs to the…

Good club, clean and the chicks are much hotter than they were at the beginning of the summer. Dances vary quite a bit, but find the right girl and it is a great time.…

Possibly the best girl/sex/drink place in the whole wide world. No kidding. Big, like a New York night club from former days, three floors, great girls who can and will do anything, live sex shows, careful…

Recent visit, just prior to Halloween. Early to Mid Saturday nite visit, and the club was crowded thanks to overflow from festivities for Halloween in Ybor City. Saw some new talent.....Vienna.... First…

How this place is not in the Top 40 strikes me as pretty odd. For the most part YMMV is not the case here. I have gotten dances from about 12 girls here…

Well, I went to Master's on a golf trip. I had not been there for several years. The place is huge inside with a large stage. At one point there were 5…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon. Had the pleasure to meet Niki. A young 20 year old blonde from Boston Mass. Her dances were sexy and sensuous. Very different than the…

Was there last week. One of the great girl show places in the West. Anything you wish -- and not very expensive. Five stages, private dance rooms, and sex rooms. Girls 6-10. Hope I'll be…

I just finished a WONDERFUL meeting at Maxim's and was looking to see what else I could get into before my 6am flight. So took a cab to Metropolis - but the driver gave…

Went to Shark's Lounge on a Sunday night. The club was fairly clean, no big smells, which is a real turnoff for me. The girls were friendly and aggressive, although not great…

i LOVE this club. I have gone to Night Trips during several business trips to OKC. It is a $7 cab fare from the Westin downtown. The girls a young, hot, and…

Jaguar's Gold is definitely the classiest club in El Paso -- large assortment of clean, enthusiastic, friendly, great-looking girls, mostly early 20's, varied ethnicities (seems like at least 50% Caucasian) all well-mannered and gracious, some…

Had a very nice time on a sat night from a cute dancer named Autumn. I wonder if her name become Winter in December. Good movement from her and then she asked if…

I visited this club last weekend, and overall I enjoyed my time there. Not the best place in the world, and I haven't seen too many Philly clubs yet. I did enjoy the club, especially…

It really depends which girl you hook up with in here. A very good looking 8 dancer with a knockout bod offered little contact on her dance. Hook up with a 6.5 dancer with a…

The atmosphere at Nepals is the best of any club in Greenville. It's not super packed and the music doesn't make you go deaf. You can talk to your buddies or the dancers.…

I went to PP on a Saturday night after Clemson kicked some Miami butt. The TV's in this club are not that great for watching (one large fuzzy screen and some too small TV's…

Not bad for central Illinois. Mileage definetelyvaries between girls, but some consist of some really good grindage and mr. happy touching. Must be hard to find decent girls, only a handful makes the…

I had a very good time with China. I think this place depends entirely on the girl and what she is willing to offer. It can be pretty amazing. As I mentioned…

I went to on a Wednesday night. I have never been impressed with clubs in San Diego due to their very strict laws. I sure wish someone would publish where the laws are…

Visited on a Sat. night, the club was half-full, the decor was a little run down. The talent level was about a 6. The energy level was very laid back and at times the club…

Hit this club on a Wednesday night recently. There is no cover charge before 8pm ($7 after 8pm) and the bar will give you a free shot right at 8pm. Topless dancers dance on 2…

I have visited this club many times over the past few years and I have had a consistantly good time each and every visit. The girls - who may not all perfect 10's are very…

Went to the Yellow Rose after work on Tuesday...they had 2-1 dances going all day. Dancers were mostly 6-8s with a couple of 9s. One of the 9s was a Salma Hayek look-alike…

I had the opportunity to vesit the Border Lounge last friday night and i must say they had the most beautiful women there i have ever seen. The drinks are cheap, the place is…

Very quick access to the Interestate Highway 235, just 5 minutes away. My last review -7- was in August. Since then a good nude BYOB bar has gotten a bit better. The girls are…

Stopped in late on a Saturday night for a little fun... there's still plenty of mileage even when the club is busy on a weekend, and there's plenty of attractive women around to give a…

Rick's continues to be the gold standard for all clubs west of the Mississippi (and only Tootsie's in Miami nudges it out in the East). I went in on Wednesday for only my second time…

Mettlers is a classic, with regard to Mankato, Minnesota. I graduated from Mankato State (now known as Minnesota State) University in 1987 -- so you could say that I "cut my teeth" on going…

Went here last month (October) and it was one of the best times I have had in a long while. Went on a Sunday during the afternoon...around 2-3pm. First time at a club…

I was in Reynosa for business so thought I would see what there was in Boys Town. I was there on a Tuesday and Wednesday. There was nothing at Tropical. They have…

Third visit in the past 6 months..this was my first day visit. Unfortunately, teh place is just too damn popular!!! had to wait a good 20 minutes for a LD. Mileage varies…

Ok the beer was cold......... and so were the women. This is just a neiborhood bar that happens to have a couple of women dancing in shorts, no tops but wearing pasties. In general…

This place has a very welcoming atmosphere. You walk in and you feel the energy. There are people dancing together on the stage right in the center. It is a very large building with comfortable…

Hmmmm...how do I review a club where I had one of the best AND one of the worst experiences I've ever had at a club in the same night? My lady and I went to…

Union Jacks is the perfect place to go to for a quick couple of beers and some great eye candy. There are two stages, but only one may be "working", depending on the time…

Visited 2 weeks ago on a golf trip. Ladies are awesome to look at. The club tends to have the girls push for dances. Every minute there is a lady at your…